Archive for May, 2007

LISA LISA, YOU OWE ME SUMTHIN’

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

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NERDITRY stand the eff up! I was bumping through old boy’s site and I peeped a drop about classic freestyle music and then I remembered that LISA VELEZ formerly of Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam was holding something sweet for me.

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LISA turned forty this year and she is doing it up like RITA MORENO would by staying fit and trim. Most latin broads turn twenty and then the kooty kat has a kangaroo pouch. Not that there is anything wrong with that either since just like a mango that is where all the juice is stored, but when one of these hot-blooded honeys stays on their grind into maturity it will blow any chick out of the box including a grey green eyed tragic mulatto.

Plus when I see LISA now it’s still with the eyes that I used twenty years ago. In my mind’s eye she will always be that same chick that wondered how it would go down if she took me home.

ISRAEL & GAZA: CHILDREN OF MEN…

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

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One of the obvious rites of spring other than higher skirt hemlines is that Israel goes back to putting their foot in the ass of the Palestinians. If the people in Gaza had any sense they would have submitted to their genocide already just like the American Indians did. Now look at all the casinos that these Indians own. If the Palestinians just killed themselves they would be on the road to economic austerity.

But not by killing themselves like this however, because that doesn’t make Israel happy.

What does make Israel happy is Palestinian fratricide. It allows the Zionists to keep their hands relatively clean while they watch Hamas and Fatah throw fire on each other. It’s a tried and true technique that has been put in play since forever.

I thinks that as goes Palestine so goes the rest of our planet. That piece of desert means so much more than music. I just can’t help finding it ironic that the birthplace of civilization is also the place where it will all end.

Respect This Man And His Links…

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

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Let’s pray that he’s saying nullus…

I have been a poor member of the online community over the last few months. I’ve been so totally wrapped up in my ish that I haven’t been giving shouts to all the people that entertain and enlighten me when I bounce around the internets.

I know just where to begin…

25 For Life, Rap Music’s Greatest Albums
JOEY from Straight Bangin’ and JEFF from Passion Of The Weiss have formed Voltron to save Hip-Hop. They invited their internets friends (read: internets bloggers whom they have never met) to submit lists of their favorite 25 albums within the Hip-Hop genre. This was at first an anxiety filled project because who in the world can create a list with only 25 albums after listening to Hip-Hop for more than 25 years? I was encouraged by the creator’s of the project itself when they submitted their own lists. I didn’t feel as odd any longer for the choices I had made.

I give these dudes mad respect for the time and care they put into this project. When you click on either links for Straight Bangin’ or Passion Of The Weiss don’t just review the top 25 albums but also view the spreadsheet. These dudes won.

A few of our regular friends have been pretty busy lately too…

ROBBIE from UNKUT Dot Com might be the best Hip-Hop journalist evar. Firstly, dude knows his shit inside fucking out. Secondly, because he knows his shit so well he is able to bring out the best interview from his subjects. This drop he does with my nigga MIKE HERON is one of the realest interviews you will ever read. Stand up Queens and all of you Newtown High School dropouts!

VIK from BIOCHEMICAL SLANG has become a blogging beast. Mind you that this kid is in school to be like a neurosurgeon or some shit. I’m gonna get my lobotomy on the hookup after he graduates.

AMADEO SOGNI is letting his hair grow back. Single Black male adult angst from B’More Maryland. Way more introspective than ‘The Wire’.

I met this sister JAYLYAH over the weekend at the STEVIE WONDER tribute. SHE REAL COOL needs to be renamed SHE REAL CUTE. If I were you fellas I’d get my ass to the next Brooklyn Museum of Art First Saturday or the next Prince vs. MICHAEL JACKSON party in the hopes of meeting a sister like her. And don’t be afraid of a woman with an expansive vocabulary, on the low, most of them are the freakiest chicks in the game.

This cat MEKA SOUL is one of the dudes I have to compete with for daily drops at a Hip-Hop site, but I like his style because it reminds me of me. With all of these new bloggers coming up in the game it’s hard to remain the top site for Hip-Hop news and views. Give ByronCrawford.com credit for remaining relevant after all of these years.

Speaking of newjacks, I FUX is getting his blog grizzly together. Note to I FUX: If I were you I would start to call those drops featuring the smoking hot models – Icandy. Nuff’ said.

Lastly, but not least, H8TORADE is that shit

A Gay Old Time For The RAP PACK(c)…

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

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Even with DAME DASH flaming out to the tune of two million dollars in back taxes that doesn’t stop the ‘Rap Pack‘(c) from living the high life at a post-fight party in Las Vegas. I’m sure there were females around at some part of the evening, because you know how your boy DIDDY gets down. He’ll punch you in your mouth if your girl doesn’t come to his after party.

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Or maybe there weren’t any broads for this event. Hip-Hop, as you know, is anti-woman.

The following video is another one of DIDDY’s former cohorts doing a striptease dance for a co-ed hotel party. Extra nullus to men stripping in front of men, while other men cheer. NSFW unless you work from a corner in your basement.

The Dark Crystal: DP Dot Com House Couch Movie Nite

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

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Let me tell you how I stay winning… My ladybug knows me, and loves me. Some of y’all might have a chick that loves you because she doesn’t know who you are yet, and some of y’all might have a chick that doesn’t love you because she knows who you are and she just stays with you out of convenience. It sucks to be y’all since my dame knows me and she loves me too. And she knows I love fried chicken from PathMark, and she knows I love quirky off beat shit.

So for our monthly house date she brought home the number one supermarket fried chicken and a video I haven’t seen in twenty five years. The Dark Crystal is a masterpiece of puppeteering by the greatest of all creators of that art. JIM HENSON of Sesame Street and Muppet Show fame, along with FRANK OZ create a world that is playful and visually stunning. What comes to mind is a Fraggle Rock type universe on another planet with even more danger and adventure. I can only imagine what kind of movie could be made today with all the advances in animatics and computer graphic imagery.

I’m not going to divulge this story since it pisses some of you readers off when I do that, but suffice to say it is a well-written tale about courage, sacrifice and heroism. It’s definitely something for the kids in the 6yrs old to 10yrs old range. Or for a kid that’s in his late thirties. There is some graphic imagery in the picture but I don’t imagine that any of you parents allow the television to be a surrogate and you will watch the movie along with your children. Whoever has a seed and hasn’t gotten shit from DP Dot Com needs to e-mail us a mailing address so I can ship you a copy of this DVD.

Has anyone seen the JIM HENSON pic called ‘Labyrinth’? I understand that is supposed to be the joint. Let me know what’s really good.

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