Archive for December, 2007

40 DIESEL: Of Mice, Men And MARBURY…

Friday, December 21st, 2007

starbury

Editor’s note: Holding down the post at DP Dot Com. 40 DIESEL drops knowledge about New York City sports legends… Word to JACK ROOSEVELT ROBINSON.

Let me start by saying I’ve had some tragic losses in my life, but I’ve never lost a parent. I can’t even imagine the loss one feels when the person that created and shaped you is no longer with you. I mean I never saw my father cry in my 30+ years until my dear grandmother passed last year at the age of 95. I will never forget the moment where I stood there in front of my entire family having to stop my own tears to help my old man deal with his own. That seminal moment made was a passing of the torch some what, but more importantly it taught me that my father prepared me well enough to stand as a man to the point where the student has to help the teacher carry on. I reflect on this moment and share it with you the reader in regards to the current state of my beloved sports franchise the New York Knickerbockers and their petulant “star”.

Brooklyn arguably lost its greatest basketball patriarch when Don Marbury Sr. died a few weeks back. Anyone who knows anything about NYC sports knows that Mr. Marbury consistently knocked out some of the greatest basketball talent Kings County has ever seen, and the name Marbury has been in the NYC sports pages since the mid-80’s. It was tragic to hear that one minute he’s enjoying watching his progeny in the world’s most famous arena to breathing his last breaths in the physical. So tragic that they kept it from Steph until the end of the game. Understandably the news devastated our mercurial point guard and Stephon took the time to mourn the huge loss. But after a few weeks I began to wonder if he was ever gonna come back or even worse – Is he milking this?

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With out rehashing all the off court hi-jinks of 2007, you had to wonder where the owner of the Knicks, the president/GM/coach/HNIC/closet ghey Isiah Thomas, and our $100M homeboy all stood. Between the fights at 30,000 feet, random “suspensions”, and other mularkey, Knick fans have had to sit back, watch and wonder what the fuck was going on with this team. Considering their shitty record, the Knicks were like cRap music – the drama outside of the game was far better than the actual product. We fans had all become cynical of the clusterfuck and were waiting for someone to go all “NO MAS!” with us. Well I’m wondering if this has finally happened with Starbury losing his old man.

The parental deaths of sports figures have translated into some of the single greatest individual performances I’ve seen in the last few years. We all watched Jordan in 1993 giving his all after the tragic murder of his father James and just breaking down hugging the O’Brien Trophy exhausted on all planes. When Brett Farve’s dad died he went out on Monday Night Football and had a game for the ages (I was living outta state and made a verklepmt call to my old man to tell him I love and appreciate him after that game.) Who can forget Tiger winning his first major after Earl Woods passed and even the normally icy El Tigre couldn’t hold back the tears. I bring up all these moments to prove that even in the face of great tragedy these men found away to use their pain as a motivation and find a way to honor the men that made them. I don’t know if I can say that about Starbury. Whether it’s him “not being ready” or suffering “flu-like symptoms”, I don’t see that kind of gumption coming out of a kid who prides himself in being a hardscrabble kid from Coney Island.

starbury

So what you may ask is the problem? I think Steph was never really taught how to be A MAN. Stephon has always been a coddled basketball wunderkind who had the insulation of his brothers and basketball to protect him from all the ills of the world. Well in the pursuit of protecting the “family investment” no one took the time to foster the innate sense of manhood into the brother. Not manhood in the sense that he’s the financial cash cow for the next 4 generations of Marburys, but in the sense that he knows when to put the bullshit aside to be that hunter-gatherer that keeps everything in motion. Whether its reading about a 12 year old Marbury as a bratty Big Mac demanding kid in Darcy Frey’s “The Last Shot”, bitching his way out of KG’s Minnesota, the Jersey, and Phoenix pitstops, or pulling away in his $400,000 Rolls guffawing after admitting to his own indiscretions as well as his role in the cesspool that is the Knicks front office – Steph has never grown the fuck up.

For that I have to blame those around him that empowered him to carry on with such behavior and never said “NO!”. Steph may never be a champ because he doesn’t have that manhood in him that Jordan, Farve, & Tiger had in them. That greatness that lets them know that “He’s gone now, and it’s totally up to me to honor the legacy and his last name. To make everything he taught me until his last breath ring true for the world. THAT HE RAISED A MAN.” I don’t see that in Marbury, I see a scared kid who now can’t find his way in the world because he was never taught how to. And until I see something different I’ll look at him as such. But who knows, the Association’s season is still young and the East is wide open for those other 4-5 playoff spots, so maybe after some time and some Tussin, he can beat his blues and his flu.

However, if he’s not built for this grown man shit, then he should do us all a favor and take his remaining $40M and step the fuck off in those $15 kicks…

Word.

starbury

Rock The Bells by MAXINE

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

sexy car

Editor’s note: MAXINE explains why the ladies love rock the bells.

“A class for youth, sex ed for your head, the do’s and don’ts that should
happen in the bed.”
– (c)Nas- ‘Dr.Knockboot/I Am’

We ring bells ring for a variety of reasons. Literally, and figuratively, bell ringing is a staple of society’s history. The Liberty bell was used to call the first Continental Congress together in 1774 and later became a prominent symbol of the American Revolutionary War. Do I need to remind you of the “moaning and groaning” of the bells made famous by Edgar Allen Poe? And of course, the Slave bell, used frequently at the Cape colony when slavery was a common practice. The bell is rung as an attempt at getting the attention of large groups of people for speeches, or other purposes like… Dinner.

I emerged from the lobby of the Hyatt and stepped right into a bustling, loud, and incredibly sunny, downtown Denver. After hailing the first taxi in sight and rattling off my address, I settled into the backseat, hid behind my shades and started re-playing the night before. It didn’t take long to realize that the Dominican brother from flight 472 had taught me some things I would not soon forget. Here you will find the Do’s and Don’ts of a process I like to call… “Ringing the Bell”(No Anita Ward)

*turns the lights down low*

DO treat this task with gentle and unabashed affection.

DO think of it as a beckoning, a calling, talk to it with warm whispers saying
sweet things,
dirty things,
naughty things,
tender things…

DO start slow and easy, enjoy each and every moment.
Small circles,
easy circles,
longer circles,
wider circles,
light whispers,
faster circles,
sharper circles,
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiider circles,
loooooooonger circles,
airy kisses,
warm whispers…

DON’T forget to give the ‘New York Hello’, or use the ‘Canadian turn signal’ or, well you get the point…

Pushing, pusssssshing, puuuuuuuuuushing,
pulling…pulling…PULLING!

Resting.

Sliding,
gliding,
rising,
falling,
calling,
beckoning,
pleading,
punctuating,
emphasizing,
pushing,
pulling…

DON’T find it necessary to do make that exaggerated swallowing sound. I know what you’re doing… I can see you… I’m watching you… The top of your head.

Fresh braids,
zig-zag parts,
back and forth,
up and down,
small circles,
long circles
light, airy kisses,
I’m watching you…

DO know when you’re hitting the spot. Not that one, but thaaaaaat one.

DO take the obvious for what it is.

DO know when something feels good, and when it feels GREAT.

Hearing, “This-was-such-a-good-iiii—dea” from the recipient is a safe indicator.

and finally…

DON’T switch your style up. If it ain’t broke…

This is just my perspective, do you at all times but, everyone can use some tips right? I mean, Michael Jordan never stopped practicing free throws, Ike never stopped slapping bitches, and T-Pain can’t stop, won’t stop using the Auto-tuner. Do what works for you!

I do know that a bell-ringing Dr. Knockboot exists in each and every one of you. I want to hear the sound of bells ringing all over! From the snow-capped mountains of the Colorado Rockies, to the very depths of Alabama. From the mean gritty streets of Brooklyn, to the gentle coasts of Rhode Island. You can do it men! Make it plain. Go forth and bring good cheer. May the chime be with you.

STILETTO FIENDS UNITE!

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

pump it up

Editor’s note: The Ambassador kicks up her heels for this drop.

It’s finally winter break and I find myself presented with the opportunity to spend the next month reveling in the senseless pleasures of life once again. It’s about damn time too. One thing I plan to do in the next month is some shopping – and what’s better than treating yourself to some new kicks? Well, here at DP Dot Com I’ve noticed that there are quite a few shoe addicts. Being a woman and all, I think it’s embedded into my DNA that I give a shit about what I put onto my feet. And although I can appreciate a fresh pair of Nikes, I also have a need for another kind of shoe that doesn’t seem to get as much shine around here.

The stiletto.

pump it up

I don’t know why I have a soft spot for these things. I should probably hate them. Unless you get lucky, they’ll wreak havoc upon your feet and they suck for when you have to walk long distances. They would make a podiatrist cringe (and keep them in business at the same time, so go figure). Yet, I keep buying them. Perhaps women see stilettos as a weapon that’s always legal to carry – there’s no doubt you could cause some serious pain and blood loss if you used them right. A self defense mechanism you carry around on your feet, so to speak. I mean who needs pepper spray when you have a four inch spike heel walking around with you? Hell, I’ve drawn blood (accidentally) with a pair of shoes before.

Anyway, it seems to be the trend at DP Dot Com right now to let people catch a glimpse into your latest purchase or your most beloved pair of kicks, and I think it’s about time that the trend got a dose of estrogen. So I present you with a glimpse into my closet – nothing too amazing, I mean I’m still a broke ass college girl so you ain’t gonna find any Manolo Blahnik pumps, but I still make it work on a budget. And anyway, the price tag on a shoe doesn’t account for the sentimental value a shoe can have to a person. I mean your shoes go everywhere with you – where you walk, they have to follow. Which means that all of my shoes have their own stories.

pinstripe

I call these shoes my PAWG shoes. Why, you ask? Well, I caught Kelly Monaco wearing these kicks on an episode of ‘General Hospital’. It was even post-‘Dancing With the Stars’ wardrobe malfunction, when she was still semi-famous. Anyway, if they’re good enough for Kelly, they’re good enough for me. For the record though, I had them first.

black shoe

I saw these kicks on TV too, although I wish I hadn’t. Some random-ass trash talking type of broad on an episode of MTV’s *True Life* series was wearing them to hit up a club at the Jersey shore. Oh well, once again I had them first. I win. Except I lose, because nothing but bullshit ever happens to me when I wear these. Like having to push your broken down car in the rain.
So…let’s just say these kicks don’t see the light of day anymore.

red shoe

Nobody ever says anything about these shoes except “those are sexy”. I consider them classy-type sexy though, rather than clear heel, pole dancing, stripper-type sexy. The picture doesn’t do these justice. I almost bought them in gold, too, but you know…budget. Ouch. And that’s a double meaning “ouch”, too, because these really hurt like hell.

brown shoe

These are some of the tamer kicks I have – but we all need some of those. Basic, versatile shoes. I like the toe detail because it’s still unique yet simple. Despite the simplicity of these, they probably have the most twisted story of any shoes I own. To spare you the insane details, the first time I wore these I got indirectly told by a minister that I’m pretty much on my way to hell when I die. Uh oh. Don’t even ask me what brought that on, either, because to this day I’m not so sure.

ambassador The Ambassador says…
“What?!?!?!”

“I’m still a fucking lady!”


SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

meka collect

Editor’s note: One of the blogosphere’s hottest Hip-Hop writers, SFU Westside rep Meka Soul does the two-step when discussing the twelve step addiction of his affectation.

Confessions Of A Sneaker Fiend

Hello everyone. My name is Meka Soul and I think I have a problem.

See, I’ve been a fiend for the almighty amalgamation of leather, rubber, suede and nubuck for well over five years now. I may never be as fanatical as some of my other brethren are, but my incessant lust for the sneaker has at times unfortunately replaced the thrill of finding a woman to stab. It’s okay though because when I get rich I will swim in all the white meat I can eat.

Back when my mother used to put a perm in my hair so that the barber could cut through it easier (which would explain why I have locks now), I’d rock my Airwalks and Pro Wings as if I had come up on some exclusive SBs for cheap. Shit, I even treated my Patrick Ewing sneakers like they were limited edition Jordan’s. You couldn’t tell me shit about those clown shoes.

It all changed for me when I hit college, however. While I still didn’t give a shit about the clothes I rocked, I remember when I stepped inside a Foot Locker and fell in love with a pair of metallic silver Nike Air Max Plus shoes. Like the first time you bed a very freaky gurl ([||], no Gucci Mane), I got open like Black Moon.

It was a slow process, though. At first I’d get any old kick from the retail spots. It was’nt until my boy put me onto game with this low key store in Long Beach called Proper that I experienced my first, full-blown taste of the sneaker night life. The walls were lined with shoes I’d never even seen before! After that trip it was like two pins and a Doobie – it was a wrap.

A few years (and a couple dozen pairs) later, I’ve ascended into the world of sneaker fanaticism. I hit up sites, I lounge with store owners, and I’ve even done interviews with a few peoples. My shoe collection once ballooned into over 30 pairs. I managed to whittle it down to about 15, but the lure still hovers over my head like the smell crispy leather and unworn insoles when you first crack open a box of Dunks.

Eventually I know this insatiable desire will give way once I find a woman who’s foolishly willing to accept my Igbo love seeds, but until then I’ll be rocking my Kill White Tee with my Lucky 7 Dunks.

Which one do you think goes best?

Atlanta Stand Up!

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

road trip

I’ve been sporadic and erratic with my work here at the site this week. I’m a little behind on some of the projects I have planned to end the year off which means that I will have to pull several all-nighters next week in order to finish this quarter off like the Black JOE MONTANA[ll] that I am.

In the meantime and in between time I will be in the ‘A’ for the next several days chilling at Ma Dukes new rest. I want to politic with some of y’all from the ‘A’ on some face to face ish so definitely hit me up at the G-Mail or the website or whatever.

I’m talking about El Gringo, Twerkolator, The Underwriter, TANYA from Georgia State, SHAKWEEFAH from Club Nikki’s. All of y’all. While I’m on the road I have a few special treats for y’all in the format of drops from the Guest Room so stay tuned and stay warm.