Archive for January, 2008

TRUE YORK SCENES…

Friday, January 11th, 2008

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You prah’lee haven’t met CASIMIR yet since he is the iNternets Celebrity that is never hardly ever in front of the camera. That will change this year with some of the i.C.’s newer projects.

CASIMIR is a respected filmmaker in his own right and has been a guest on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno for a project he created called ‘Crying While Eating’.

With this short video CAS takes a look at the hectic life of an abandoned bottle on the subway pre-recycle wastebin.

Directed by CASIMIR NOZKOWSKI
Photographed by IAN SAVAGE

Song: The Dance Went On Too Long by The Chief Smiles

Going In Hard [ll]…

Friday, January 11th, 2008

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image credit [ll] – Combat Jack

Did I give Asian folks credit for going in hard all day every day?


video link [ll] – Grand Master

ATOMIC DOG

Friday, January 11th, 2008

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MICHAEL VICK was not an aberration for how Black folks get down as dog owners. Yes, he was the exaggeration of the truth, but Black folks on the whole are some of the worst dog owners ever. At least Chinese folks eat their dogs. One could argue that there is merit in using canines as a sustainable foodsource.

Here’s my problem…

A whole bunch of white moves back into Crown Heights and they bring their pets. The Blacks that want to “act” like they are all environmental and into recycling and all that phony shit go out and get dogs too. I used to blame the white for leaving dog shit on the curb until I stayed at the house of some white and peeped how they bought plastic bags SPECIFICALLY for picking up dog shit.

*Now ain’t that a bitch? Saving the environment and still buying more plastic bags. Let’s face it, white can mitigate anything.*

So if white isn’t disrespecting the ‘hood by leaving the dog shit on the curb who the fuck is doing this shit? Yep, Blacks with dogs. Should’a never let you niggas watch ‘Lassie’! For real, if I was mayor I would arrest any Black with a dog. If them fools ain’t fighting dogs they are letting their dog sully the sidewalks with shit.

Take a look at this crap on the corner of Kingston Ave and Sterling Place.

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I got all into my doo doo detective mode and I have determined that is a Nike ACG bootprint in that turd.

Hmmm, let me find out Combat Jack has a dog…

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Crap Music Fantasy League

Friday, January 11th, 2008

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It was a close race up until the final week but that is when America Done Fell Off Records pulled out their victory for the 2007 Q4 segment of cRap Music Fantasy League.

A few heads have asked about the Q1 segment that is underway. Don’t be too concerned though my confirmation e-mail will go out to all valid label owners this weekend and all points earned shall be retroactive and applied. The game is still in its BETA stage so we don’t have the functionality as yet for label owners to pick-up / drop artists. That will come in time so stay tuned for more cMFL update drops.

America Done Fell Off Records caked up crazily with two dark horse rappers. Queen Latifah, who in the cMFL just as in life ironically goes both ways(crapper – R&B) put in her girth’s worth of work. The second big acquisition that put ADFO over the top was the rapper Common. Between his movie roles and GAP commercials was this freestyle performance at a benefit concert going down on New Year’s Eve at a church in Chicago.

And let the bloggers say ‘Chuuuurch.”

OFFENSE AS DEFENSE…

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

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ROGER CLEMENS gets offended that you would accuse him of cheating, when all he was doing was trying to remain competitive in a league where some of these players are husbanded to grow over six foot tall and more than two hundred and fifty pounds.

SID FERNANDEZ stand the fuck up!

Blame everyone else except for CLEMENS for the choices he made. Blame a eugenics project deep in a Dominican forest. ALEX RODRIGUEZ doesn’t use steroids. Blame the radiation from Veiques. It pollutes the ground water and makes everyone who touches it a masterful baseball player. It was blessed many years ago by Sr. CLEMENTE and now a fountain springs from the ground.

Seriously, what is it about people from Texas and reality? ROGER CLEMENS needs to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. Baseball fans, ne, sports fans like myself KNOW that shitbag was on the crack. We didn’t give a fuck either. Whatever makes someone hit a ball 500 feet or throw a ball 100 miles per hour was never our concern. I don’t even know who started this steroids shit in the first place? This is American sports for chrissakes. If you aren’t on some shit then you aren’t making the team.

What I see as fucked the fuck up is ROGER CLEMENS desire to throw everyone but himself under the bus. CLEMENS could care less that his former trainer has a child with a grave medical condition. All CLEMENS wants is to maintain his ability to golf anywhere, anytime and to continue to sell his balls to the highest bidder [ll]. Eff you ROGER. Eff you and the over 90mph fastball that you rode in here on.

I’ve used this page to defend all the baseball players that have been accused of using steroids or human growth hormone because I understand the nature of professional sports and the window with which even the most talented and gifted players have to compete is tiny. As a fan and consumer I also recognized the role that management and ownership plays in supplying athletes with whatever they need to perform.

Don’t you realize how desperate the MLB was to rekindle some interest in their sport after the player’s strike canceled their flagship event? The owners set their players up with trainers and doctors and doctored the baseball for good measure as well. McGWIRE, CLEMENS and BONDS drank the Kool-Aid and now the MLB is throwing them under the bus. Payback is a B.I. There’s still no excuse for CLEMENS treatment of his trainer. Part time Christian ANDY PETTITE has obviously been taking it in the butt from ROGER on the regulack so before any more wild shit finds its way to the papers my suggestion for CLEMENS is to put on a ‘Ho Sit Down’ jersey.

You’ve just been named the starting pitcher [ll].