Archive for April, 2008

Supreme Swagger Jackers…

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

bakshi print

WTF?!?

The Supreme clothing company lifts only one image from the greatest movie of all time and they don’t even feature a joint with Brother Rabbit? Instead they choose a scene where the brother is all caught up in the bosom of Miss America about to get played out. Brother Rabbit wasn’t having it with that bitch. He knew she was full of tricks, and so was he.

Niggas go in hard for Supreme like them niggas actually know something street. Meanwhile Supreme’s so-called designers are the biggest swagger jacking flavorless motherfuckers on the planet. Their connections to actual, real ‘street’ culture are fraudulent because they paid for their access. Supreme didn’t come up on their shit from some true love for the culture. They bought a bootleg ‘Urban Culture’ pass and use it to cash in for even more by selling their shit to other kids who also need some flavor in their lives and have the ends to pay for it.

On the real, don’t support that clownery.

If anyone has ever seen the movie ‘Streetfight’ then you already know that these niggas from Supreme ain’t representing the real. That t-shirt up there is like using Flavor Flav’s image to represent for Public Enemy instead of Chuck D.

Shit’s disgusting B!

I say shut ’em down, and I’m not talking about Shut skating equipment either.

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STREETFIGHT IS THAT CINEMATIC CRACK!

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

streetfight

The real reasons that ‘Streetfight’ was banned from movie theatres in the 1970’s…

  • It described the Black heroes as moral activists, not as criminals
  • It described the Black church as systematic pimps and fronts for immorality and criminality
  • It described the idea that the mafia were the people in charge of placing drugs in the Black community
  • It described the police as the enforcers and bag men for the mafia, even the Black cops
  • AL SHARPTON and ROY INNIS did what most of the paid-off so-called Black leadership does by vociferously obfuscating the content of the film and by boycotting and picketing the screenings that were held until the studio releasing the movie had been extorted into backing out of the film’s distribution.

    ROY INNIS, is a washed up footnote now. And AL SHARPTON tenuously holds onto his position as a so-called negro leader. Let’s see how fall SHARPTON’s star drops when the SEAN BELL cops are fully acquitted. You need to check this film out just for the performances of PHILLIP MICHAEL THOMAS, SCATMAN CROTHERS and BARRY WHITE.

    Saturday, April 19th
    Anthology Film Archives
    7:00 PM Heavy Traffic
    9:00 PM StreetFight a/k/a Coonskin (on a restored 35mm print)
    32 2nd Avenue, NYC
    Tickets $8 at the door, good for one or both features.

    SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

    Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

    nike logo

    Editor’s note: Today’s guest drop for SFU comes from our esteemed professor at Yale University’s Flavorful Studies department, the GrandMaster.

    To the faithful, the addicts, and fiends:

    You know I keep putting you onto that slept-on gold. You can basically consider each word posted in this little corner of the interwebs as a map to some chest of hidden sneaker treasure, forgotten by the ages only to be dusted off and put on display right here like a museum curator carefully placing a set of rare butterflies on the walls of a hallowed and worn exhibition hall. That is what a rare pair of kicks are anyways: exotic finds, glimpsed only by explorers of the concrete Serengeti and those fortunate enough to come into contact with us. The joints that stay popping on my feet are veritable lectures in motion. The subject? Style, grace, design, and flyness.

    Anyhoo, our topic today is Nike’s BLUE RIBBON SPORTS Air Force III “Samurai Pack” High.

    megatron af3

    Before they got all Greek mythology on our asses, Nike was founded in 1964 as Blue Ribbon Sports. Forty years later, the name done changed but the game remains, and Nike is attempting to rejuvenate Blue Ribbon Sports as an urban line carried only by special Nike accounts (Niketowns and some specialty retailers), with a line from kicks to denim to outerwear and tees. One of the first packs dropped under this name was a set of four sneakers inspired by Japanese themes (as if 95% of the so-called “streetwear” industry isn’t these days), including an AF-1 Lo, Dunk Hi, Air Trainer SC, and this Air Force III High.

    megatron af3

    Air Force III’s are not exactly the most popular shoes out there, and i can understand why. The AF1 has a classic silhouette with clean lines and iconic detailing, while AFIII’s have some of the most random-assed fabrication I have seen in a shoe. I count at least 11 different panels and color-blocking positions on the sneaker that you can see just in the side shot above, and that leads to a shoe that can look real cluttered, if not outright poorly designed, given some of the ass colorways that Nike has dropped these in. Add in the fact that the Three has a wider, lower, profile than the 1, and you have a sports shoe that is outdated and combines some of the most awkward features of a Dunk and an Uptown.

    But there is one factor of these shoes that makes all the difference…

    decep logo

    Nike wants me to call these kicks ‘Samurai Highs’. Well I call them my DECEPTICONS aka the MEGATRON AFIII’s.

    Without even bringing the New York of the 1980s into this and why the name MEGATRON still rings out through the City and culture of DP DOT COM, the Transformers cartoon was that ish for many of us growing up. I remember watching the Dinobots episode so many times we wore through the VHS cassette and had to make a back-up onto a second cassette just so that I didn’t wear down my parents’ VCR head[ll].

    Throughout their various animated incarnations, Megatron and the Deceps always repped the purple and gray. Since 60-foot-tall robots do not usually wear rags, this was expressed in their paint jobs and color schemes.

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    I don’t believe that some Nike designer did not have the ‘Cons directly in mind when choosing the colors for this pair of sneakers. There are three shades of purple, ranging from a majestic maroon to a sort of blueberry-bluish purple, and they fit neatly against the clean black-and-white colorway of the other panels and the flat matte black laces.

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    The colorway is alone, either, in evoking primal memories of gargantuan Japanese fighting robots. The materials used on this shoe fit perfectly into a mechanical theme, with a gridded-off nylon (?) weave around the ankles and on the toebox, and an amazing carbon-fiber-like material around the heel and front pieces. Factor in the touch of patent leather on the lace guards and ankle support, and I am actually surprised that these kicks don’t transform into some kind of futuristic alien gun-toting wolf-cat hybrid.

    megatron af3

    megatron af3

    I have not seen these joints in a store in a long minute, but when I found them in the Fall of 2006 on clearance in a store that has since burned down, they ran me $40. Seeing as how these are premiums that were supposed to retail around $100, I am OK with that. If luck is with you enough to see them at around that price, I’d urge you to cop. Or don’t, and holler at a brother. I need two pair.


    Grand Master

    Most Expensive Pr0n Tape. Evar!

    Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

    marilyn monroe

    Some rich dude spent a grip on a 15 minute sex tape featuring MARILYN MONROE giving some non-descript dude brain.

    The dude getting hit off was prah’lee preternatural douchebag RICK SOLOMON.

    The buyer of the film spent $1.5million on the tape. What is that? $100K per minute. MARILYN must be giving some hellafied head.

    I’ve got a copy of SuperHead’s pr0n film with Mr. Marcus and I didn’t pay a penny for that shit. I can’t say that I was all that impressed with her performance either. You would think that something magical happens when she puts her mouth on people’s crotches. Hence, the name SuperHead. She didn’t even lick Mr. Marcus’ booty. Which makes me wonder what act MARILYN is performing to warrant a $1.5 million dollar price tag?

    Everyone knows MARILYN was a freak. Maybe she licks some booty? Maybe she licks Mr. Marcus’ booty?

    The Association: Don’t Drive Drunk…

    Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

    melo

    The Nuggets are definitely intoxicated about their playoff berth. At least ‘MELO certainly is. I’ve seen this storyline before and I expect the spin to be how this incident galvanizes the team around their leader. The Nuggets might not lose another game until June.

    I still need the Mavs or the Lake Show to drop their final game(s).

    Even though the Celts are the top team in the East Conference I think Detwah might be the team to beat. Celts second round opponent looks like the East champs, the Cavaliers.

    If the Nuggets get into the West semis I’m looking for a case of PBR from Nerditry and Encyclopedia Black.

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