Archive for May, 2008

TAKING ONE LAST TRIP…

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

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Dr. ALBERT HOFMANN was the man who discovered the psychotropic properties of the chemical compound he created called lysergic acid diethylamide. For all of us layman that’s simply LSD. I salute this man who lived for over one hundred years, but finally crossed over to the other side on April 29th. I have had some incredible moments when I was high on acid.

For those times I thank the good doctor. And my connect in East Harlem on Lex.

The checkered history of LSD is a great study in how the pharmaceutical industrial complex controls our government along with Big Oil, Big Labor (prison industrial complex), and Big Guns (weapons industrial complex). LSD, when properly administered was an effective treatment for several mental medical conditions. It has been revealed that the CIA performed clandestine experiments with LSD throughout the 1950’s up into the 1970’s. The problem with LSD was that unlike heroin and later crack cocaine, the addicts became less prone to violence against others.

The CIA prefers the car-window smashing depravity of the crackhead I suppose.

LSD and acid are firmly entrenched in our collective psyches as the narcotics for hippies and other 1960’s counter-culture platitudes, but the real benefit of the drug is that it was used as a cure for alcoholism. Its greatest achievement doomed its success here in America where we create thousands of alcoholics on a daily basis. Any drug that stops you from spending your money is not viewed as a good (read: profitable) drug.

I think I may have to go in for a hit one last time.

PrA’li before I peep the new Batman movie.

Dr. HOFMANN would have done it.

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* UPDATE * UPDATE * UPDATE *

The founder of Baskin-Robbins is now on a road less rocky.

R.I.P.

DP Votes For Complex Mag Obamas…

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

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This is like the third or fourth Complex mag Obama I have hit up over the last two months. Mass Appeal had a nice event and I fucks with that mag something serious, but Complex mag throws a better party. Period. Point blank.

The last two joints I went to were for the crappy Kool-Aid x Reebok collabo. I hate the sneakers, but the party was off the cheese plate. The joint that I went to before the ‘Iron Man’ premiere was for a new brand of Axe reodorant called Proximity. Both of these functions were hosted by midtown sneaker emporium Training Camp.

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Sonn is the manager of the store. I asked him what the shrink was like for these events. He said “nada”. they have security posted all around the store along with sales people too so he said that no products have been displaced or unaccounted for.

There was some kind of vodka and hors’d ovaries making the rounds. The key to an Obama that isn’t with your favorite booze is to just slam the drinks as quick as you can. I can usually go in for six to ten rounds in under an hour. I count by stacking my cups. I wouldn’t suggest that anyone drink as much as I do. I have been doing media sponsored Obamas since 1989 when my homey Polotron worked for this ad agency Lintas.

I remember being passed out in the bathroom of the old Studio 54. I missed the LL Cool J performance. I did however catch KC and the Sunshine Band. Good times, good times…

I still go hard at any Obama that I make it inside of. Sometimes that means stealing a bottle or two of the booze that sponsors the shindig – Hennessy! Good looking out. I will have to give up my reckless partying habits some day soon, but until then make sure that you have me and a plus one on the guest list.

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Jewelry designer JENNIFER HODO in the building.

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Sexy shoes were doing what it do.

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TANYA MORGAN IS A RAP GROUP!

ROGER CLEMENS, American Hero…

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

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You can’t handle the truth, just ask BILLY X. SUNDAY

What is wrong with all of you people acting like Roger Clemens is a criminal? Do you even know what took place between him and his teenage friend? Do you know how many teens would love to have a close personal friend like the future Hall of Fame pitcher? If I were from Texas I would prA’li say that teenage girl should thank Jesus for her friendship with Roger Clemens.

Wasn’t it Jesus who said something about bringing the children to him? Even if something sexual did occur I’m sure that it was only for educational purposes. Roger Clemens helped that young woman eduficate herself on her own beautality. People should be giving more credit to Roger Clemens for being a mentor to this girl and talking to her about things that she felt embarrassed to discuss with her parents.

Things like the Rusty Trombone, or the Teabag Moustache. What about the Chinese bowtie? You are never too young to learn Kegel exercises either. Where is a fifteen year old going to learn the proper way to do these strengthening exercises if not from a first rate veteran professional athlete? Now when she goes into the world she will be fit in body and mind. Without Roger Clemens guiding hand who knows what fate might have befallen this teenager.

Now on the other hand we see Robert Sylvester Kelly producing pr0nagraffiti with teenagers you know it is just wrong. I could see if this were the Isleys, but you see what the IRS eventually did with them? There is nothing educational or endearing about urinating on another person. Even if the act is consensual. What twisted man would even consider touching the unused flower of a teenager in that manner? These are heady times people and our morality is being confronted on every street corner. These are the days that we need to celebrate the real patriots that display our freedoms.

Thank you Roger Clemens. You sir, are an American hero.

Even Yankee Fans Suffer From ‘Roid Rage…

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

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If the ballfield in the Bronx was the “house that Ruth built” it has become the building that ROGERr CLEMENS demolished.

What kind of shit does this dude think he can get away with? At least BARRY ‘BobbleHead’ BONDS didn’t diddle a FIFTEEN YEAR OLD! That’s some ROBERT SYLVESTER hebephile bullshit. Why isn’t CLEMENS in cuffs right now?

There are all kinds of Black males sitting in Texas jails for crimes they did not commit and ROGERr CLEMENS is a baseball hero who fucks fifteen year old girls. I’m disgusted right now because this is someone with a problem and the authorities are busy putting WESLEY SNIPES in jail for several years. I am going to write my congressman.

Remember when CLEMENS was on Capitol Hill all haughty and full of hubris? At the same time he knew he had stepped out on his wife with a tender little piece of pooncake. What a bad, bad man this ROGERr CLEMENS turned out to be. He’s prA’li using his sons to scare up some action for him. ROGERr CLEMENS needs to go to jail for being a douchebag supreme.

In other bad news for the Bronx Bombers we have the story of a motorist using her car to kill a fan from Red Sox nation. She couldn’t take the taunts from Boston fans after people saw her Yankee bumper sticker. Sounds to me like a case of ‘roid rage.

I blame ROGERr CLEMENS.

Taking Cover Behind The Candy Bunker…

Monday, May 5th, 2008

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I still suck ass cheeks with my new dSLR camera but I had to show you this scene.

This is one of the sugar bunkers that the MTA leases the space for.

How come only Hindurabic cats get to work these joints?

I wonder if there is a clandestine connection between these dudes and the kids that sell candy on the subway cars in motion?

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