I have been steady telling you fools that sexy grandmas are the truth. Mainstream media will act like the ‘Sex and the City’ movie uncovered this fact, but if you have ever effed with DP you already know we love the ladies slightly past their golden borndays.
There is a sex appeal that these women have I can’t describe. Maybe it comes from the fact that they are smart enough to wear 2.5 inch heels instead of 4in. high joints? Maybe their swagger comes from their level of professional success and wealth? The fact that a woman recognizes her body’s nuances fully is also a factor. What ever it is I can’t call it, but I’m glad for it.
I got a call from one of my lady friends a few weeks ago. She copped a new whip and she wanted to pick me up after work and fall thru an Obama or some such. She’s a great looking 50yr old that I met a few years ago at a Brazilian independence day parade (when I used to chase chicks I used to go in). Homegirl has a nice little Mercedez SUV now, but I declined the offer to take it out for a spin. I already have an instant vintage car parked in a garage in Brooklyn. With gas prices as they are right now I don’t need two rides.
All I’m saying is that this is a beautiful time to find yourself a really good friend and a really great lover who will help you put your ideas in motion and rub it with some lotion. Just move in the opposite direction of ROBERT SYLVESTER KELLY.