Archive for July, 2008

Where There’s Smoke, There’s A Fire…

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

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Damage and spin control continues for the NBA’s commissioner as more information about the TIM DONAGHY case leaks to the press.

It appears that DONAGHY was connected with another referee whom he called over a hundred times during the period that he was providing inside information to the sports booking ring he colluded with. I wonder if CHARLES BARKLEY is one of his favorite fives too.

NBA commissioner DAVID STERN keeps jumping up and down saying that DONAGHY was a lone rogue referee and that he acted alone. I for one don’t believe him and I am anxious to see some more officials pulled in front of a grand jury. It doesn’t seem possible to me for one man to fix games all by himself. That is a network operation.

Too bad for DAVID STERN if the Association is reduced to simply being an hourlong sporting event built around advertising sneakers.

South Carolina Is SOOOOOO Ghey…

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

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The latest furor in the new south (read: gheysville America) is the above ad campaign posted around Europe to attract teh ghey tourists.

I wonder if ghey Europeans are disproportionately more wealthy than say, het breeder Europeans? I mean, who chases after the “ghey” demographic anyhoo, unless there is a grip of money to be made. South Carolina stays promoting their Civil War history and their plantations too. War is definitely some ghey shit. I used to think that if you were staying at Hilton Head [ll] you got comped blowjobs from Paris. Maybe it’s her dad that is giving them himself.

I’m sure that South Carolina is ghey, but how could they be gheyer than Florida? Key West anyone? Nothing gets gheyer than Key West, not even NYC’s Greenwich Village during the Pride Parade. Keep in mind that half the people at NYC’s Pride Parade are straight people trying to find out what clothing is fashionable.

Yeah, I’m sure that South Carolina is ghey, but so is North Carolina too.

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Hip-Hop Was In The Building…

Monday, July 14th, 2008

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^ A very slim-downed version of Raf and I.

Let’s all be honest and admit that live rap shows are mostly ass cheeks. I am tired of rappers pointing the microphones out to the crowd so that we can sing their fucking songs. I just paid my good money to clap so these dudes could rap. Picture that I paid money to come to a venue and then I gotta be the motherfucker rapping? Fuck no.

Last night I went to see Wale, backed by a go-go band, along with Blu & Exile and the A-O-K collective featuring Fresh Daily, P.Casso, 8th One, Homeboy Sandman and Nola Darling. This was a literal all star night for underground acts. For good measure, your boy Skyzoo, and Skillz, the million dollar backpacker even showed up to spit a few tracks for the peoples.

The show was held in the legendary nightclub S.O.B.’s which is like the last venue left standing from grimy NYC. I love Hip-Hop shows at S.O.B.’s not just because of all the free CD’s I get handed now. I remember the days when Percee P used to try to sell me his joints. Those days weren’t that long ago. I couldn’t get a phone number from a pretty chick back then. I still can’t though, but that is my own choice.

If you are an underground emcee living in the tri-state area and you haven’t rocked the mic at S.O.B.’s or even been to show there for that matter please retire from the game. Get a job somewhere doing anything but rapping because you don’t have the essence of Hip-Hop. Unpredictable glitches in the sound system, janky microphones and an unruly crowd are all part of the flavor. Real emcees overcome these obstacles.

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So these cats A-O-K were okay. There was so many of them they needed their own show. They brought sufficient energy and rhymes for the most part and they have a female set called Nola Darling that was real nice on ther eyes. They reminded me of a more feminine looking Zhane. This cat from London Che Grand was scheduled to get on next but time constraints and sound issues fucked up his set. He seems like a good joe. I have a mixtape with some joints from him on it that I will play sometime this week. I’m kind of backed up on my new music right now. Moving right along…

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Blu & Exile is a show that you need to see when you get the chance. First off, these two dudes are so fucking chill I can’t stand it. When I sat down to interview Blu in the green room I didn’t realize that the white dude next to him was Exile. I thought that Exile was a fucking Mexican. Plus that white dude had the look of a manager type (read: weedholder). You already know that white rolls with that good green ish. So instead of making me feel like a douchebag these dudes went in with me and we chopped it up for a bit. Blu & Exile are crate diggers. For me, those are the ultimate types of Hip-Hop heads. Thy use their tour dates to travel the country searching for rare vinyl. I’m going to buy their album on the strength of their crate digging pedigree, and the fact that they gave a supreme stage show.

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Wale was the next act and he brought every Black dude left from D.C. to get on the stage with him. From DJ Alze to Pete Rosenberg. Wale has been the shit for a New York minute now and I wasn’t disappointed by his energy of his stageshow. Most people on NYC, myself included, only have a cursory knowledge of Go-Go music, but it is very much part of the Hip-Hop canon, or certainly a cousin as is dancehall reggae. Go-go music is classic move your ass party music. If you can only do a head nod then you aren’t built to bounce with a go-go beat. That is what Wale did for his hour long set. He bounced up and down. He rapped fast and then slow. Wale even let the drummer get some.

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The next stop for Wale is overseas where he will headline for Jay-Z. That’s all pretty well and good for the guy making people listen to go-go music again. If Wale, or Blu and Exile are in your town I stringly suggest you copp yourself a ticket. You won’t be one bit disappointed.

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POLITRICKS 2008: The Left Becomes A Southpaw…

Monday, July 14th, 2008

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I have to apologize from the newsdesk at DP Dot Com.

Our extra-curricular NYC activities have left us no time for blogging and working a real job. So in the meantime and in between time I leave you with an image forwarded to me from ERNIE.

The New Yorker was once considered a politically liberal-minded cultural magazine. The same folks that would subscribe to the New Yorker are the same folks that know only one Black person and that is usually their mail deliverer.

I don’t pretend to ever read that shit because the demographic they pitch their articles to spends their money at Crate & Barrel. Not that bootlegg ass CB2, but the REAL Crate & Barrel store. They be on some Williams & Sonoma shit. I fucks with A.J. motherfucking Wright.

Is the cover racist? Emmm, nahh.

Is it supremacist? Emmm, prA’li.

This is still just July. Wait until August and September roll around. The mainstream media will have middle America in a panic.

Can we get up to date data on gun sales across the country?

Wale + U.C.B. x S.O.B.’s = 7.13.08

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

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Do the math…