Archive for August, 2008

JILL SCOTT x BROOKLYN = 2-NITE!!!

Monday, August 11th, 2008

jill scott

Brothers, be forewarned:

Sisters will have the sassy swagger turned up to ten tonight.

Don’t forget that this is the FREE concert that Brooklyn has been waiting for.

I expect to see a whole lot of sexies with that silky smooth moisturized cocoa brown armfat.

You know that thick piece of meat that a sexy has right above her elbows.

armfatt

That meat is part muscle, from all the stuff we give the sisters to carry on their own.

That meat is also part fat, because it so, so very tender and sweet.

I like to grab that meat and massage it. Then smack it. Then massage it again.

If you like that meat as well I suggest you get yourself down here right after work.

I fucks with JILL SCOTT hardbody. She got the snap-rap anthem for all the armfat lovers.

Crown Royal

Note: You can’t bring in a cooler, but you can bring in food, and beverages provided they are NOT in glass bottles or cans.

C.S. has me carry one of those reusable bags from the supermarket which I fill with sandwiches, chips and green tea.

A veritable pick-a-nick negro I be.

Saving The Date For My Sweetie…

Monday, August 11th, 2008

la belle

I’m getting dressed up for this concert at Wingate Field. I want to take Chocolate Snowflake to a real nice restaurant in Sheepshead Bay or on Flatbush Ave. After that we will go watch Mrs. LaBELLE shake the buildings to their very foundations.

She is a special and rare talent. Not too many people can extract the emotion from me that PATTI LaBELLE can. JILL SCOTT, MARY J. BLIGE, even MARIAH CAREY (who I’ve seen live and been in love with too until the fall) are all just pieces of PATTI.

I want this to be a special night for me and my lady because PATTI LaBELLE was part of our soundtrack in Paris.

paris



Cherish the days party people. None of this is guaranteed. Like I said earlier, “You can’t ever get to evolution without putting love first.”

R.I.P. Black Moses a/k/a Chef…

Sunday, August 10th, 2008

isaac hayes

What do you say to properly respect a living legend?

ISAAC HAYES reminded me of my uncles from my father’s side of the family. For African Americans these folks are our greatest generation. They navigated America when it was more than legal to display discrimination and conduct hate. These folks didn’t have to make that scenario up in their minds. My imagination was their reality.

Peep that Wattstax documentary. That concert reminded me of the block party concert that DAVE CHAPPELLE produced. Except the Wattstax concert was held in the still smoldering embers of Watts devastaed community. The theme was that people could still be… People. The babies had to be taught well. Even with everyday struggles threatening to tear this community apart there was a ray of light. All folks need sometimes is just a little sunlight to keep their sanity.

Its obvious how a lack of sunlight has made some folks plum stupid crazy.

I respect the people, and the artists that had to walk the hard road. I especially respect those that carried the flag for justice and equality. Now it’s our turn. I miss JAMES BROWN. I missed ISAAC HAYES this summer in Prospect Park. I won’t be missing PATTI LaBELLE at Wingate Field later this month.

These men and women have shown us the path to evolution.

You can’t ever get to evolution without putting love first.


The Look Of Love


Walk On By

And I would be remiss for not posting the classic…


Chocolate Salty Balls

DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

Sunday, August 10th, 2008

manny

The first third of August has seen MANNY RAMIREZ be the wet dream of all the fantasy league owners that have him on their roster. With an almost .500 batting average and nine RBI’s with four HR’s in 8 games someone needs to check MANNY’s piss for that HGH [ll].

There’s still alot of baseball left in August and September. Let’s see if MANNY can make the Dodgers a playoff team. Then, and maybe only then will he get his props from the press. PrA’li not though.

In other news around the league…

wagner

BILLY WAGNER is on his way out of New York. How do I know this? The Marshall’s store in Queens that I frequent is having a run on BILLY WAGNER jerseys. Marshall’s only sell jerseys for people that no longer play for those respective teams.

You want a MIKE CAMERON Mets jersey? They got that. REYES or BELTRAN? Not so much.

And sports are totally ghey.

mets

mets

SHOW US THE TWINS ALREADY!!!

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

angelina

‘Nuff Said.