Archive for December, 2008

Murder Was The Case That They Gave Me…

Monday, December 29th, 2008

fossils

How are these fossils not dead yet?!?

The U.S. murder rate spikes for young Black males while gangsta rap CD sales decline.

Even Fisty Scent, who has been the only steady commodity during this decline is losing his luster. The Fisty Scent MTV reality show titled ‘The Money & The Power’ has been shelved indefinitely.

Peep the graph I just made which charts the precipitous decline in gangsta rap music sales and the steady increase in mortality for Black males…

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The tipping point for rap music, and subsequently the Black male mortality rate was in 2006. That was a pretty tumultuous year for weed carriers and shitty rap albums. Kingdom Come, Idlewild, Like Father Like Son, Bred 2 Die Born 2 Live, The Big Bang, Hard To Kill, Blood Money, King, and Pac’s Life?!? Do I have to fucking continue?

NaS wasn’t just being prescient when he said that ‘Hip-Hop Is Dead’, he was just looking outside of his window at all of the young Black boys that were chopping each other down like sugar cane stalks. If I were some kind of economist, sociologist or even a community activist I might prA’li study the correlation further to see if maybe the t.I.’s were spurring Black youths to kill each other since they obviously weren’t buying CD’s any longer, but I’m busy now on another project called ‘Moving Out Of My Mother’s Basement’.

Maybe one of the freedom fighters on this site will pursue this story further, but I doubt that anyone really gives a fuck. You know, what with the economy still being fucked the fuck up and it being winter and Zwarte Piet not having enough Wii consoles to give out.

The silver lining that I see in all the carnage is that it appears that real thugs are back to doing real things and leaving all the poseurism to the pretty boys and the artistic types.

At the end of the day what does this news herald for 2009?

Skinny jeans killers.

skinny jeans

DON’T H8: ROCKY & MUGSY…

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

rocky & mugsy

Don’t H8 the fact that Philadelphia stays losing…

The city of brotherly love is back to their old tricks of shooting people for little to no reason.

rocky & mugsy

The mug on the left is named JAMES JOSEPH CIALELLA and he doesn’t like you to talk when he is watching a movie. He really, really doesn’t like you to talk. I can’t say I blame him either since the cinema in my part of town costs $12 per ticket if you don’t have the hookup.

He told them people to shut up but they ain’t listen to him too tough so he had to pull out the gat and start flat blastin’ fools. Apparently, the ‘Curious Case of Benjamin Button’ is THAT serious.

Since the victim wasn’t killed I can poke fun at everyone right?

Do you remember that Bugs Bunny cartoon where he effs up the bank robber and his henchman? That shit was hilarious. The priceless moment is when Rocky, the gangster tells his henchman Mugsy to “button his lip”.

rocky & mugsy

I imagine this dude James Joseph Cialella told those other moviegoers something like “shaddup shuttin’ up!” just like Rocky told Bugs. The thing about Bugs is that he was smart enough to stop talking when he had the gun stuck in his face.


‘Bugs & Thugs’

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

major black

We Major!

SFU chairman from the DMV district Jaislayer told us to fall thru this spot called Major when we were posted up in D.C.

Major is located in the hallowed ‘hood of Georgetown on Wisconsin Avenue. I wasn’t exactly sure what to expect when I got to the store but I was immediately overtaken by how much the store reminded me of a sneaker fiends playpen. These dudes have EVERY shoe ever made. Okay, that was an exaggeration but they definitely have at least twice the active stock of any sneaker boutique. These dudes are holding heat. I saw several editions of the Dunk Trainer shoes that I am smitten with as well as hard to find Air Maxes and adidas.

I kicked it with the store managers who were actually familiar with this site and the i.C. movement. I was even comped a Major DC x New Era fitted cap. They called this piece the KRS-3M which is flyboy speak for Kente Reflective System featuring 3M materials. I usually come up on fitted caps that are inspired by my sneaker acquisitions. This will be the first time that I have ever had a fitted inspire me to copp a pair of kicks.

major black

major black

Major isn’t just a sneaker store but an official streetwear brand repping the DMV hardbody. Their logo is clean and professional like something I would expect to see on a Capitals jersey. I wouldn’t be surprised either if they had a fitted to rock out with the latest version of the Washington Caps colorways. I should have asked if they had those Dunk Trainer Hi’s in a size 12. On my next trip to the DMV I won’t be so shy. Major is that officialness.

Not For Long: Respect These Patsies…

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

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It is rare that a team will be as successful as the Patriots are when their star quarterback is lost for the season in only the second game of the season. It is even more improbable that the team will still miss making the playoffs after securing an impressive 11-5 record.

Believe it or not but the Patriots are the best team in the NFL. They have the best coach, and the best core group of players that can win during the post-season. Pittsburgh, Indianapolis and the NY Giants notwithstanding you don’t want to bet against this Patriots team in December or January.

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I can’t wait for my Cowboys to shit on these bird ass Eagles. Hopefully this will end the ANDY REID era(error) and bring McNABB to Dallas where he and T.O. can kiss and make up and get that title together minus the tears and the vomit.

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How you get beat down by a ref other than ED HOCKULI? I could see if ED HOCKULI two-pieced son since ED is brawlic, MARSHALL FAULK would never have been knocked out by a ref, neither would ERIC DICKERSON or JEROME BETTIS. These Rams is not only ass cheeks on the field but they are candy cotton soft. Somebody needs to put some shoulder pads on Nelly.

We’re Off To See The Wizards…

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

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Chocolate Snowflake and I decided to catch the Washington Bullets Wizards since we were spending the weekend in D.C. The game tonight will be against the Oklahoma City Thunder, formerly the Who Gives A Fuck from West Bubblefucks. Why the hell are the cheapest tickets priced @ $53.00?!?

That is for the rooftop section 421.

verizon ctr

I can’t believe that one of the worst teams in the league is charging folks over a buck to come inside of their stinky gym. Shout out to Nerditry who sent me a link to copp Nets tickets on some Bolt Bus type $1 pricing plans. I’m gonna pay more money to get on the subway than I am to get into the Continental Airlines arena. Sure the Nets suck wild ass, but when are you gonna get to watch what is left of Vinsanity for less than the price of a candybar?

I suppose I should be happy that the Wizards tickets are only costing me $106.00 for C.S. and I. These jokers are fleecing some folks with their AAU brand b-ball. Here are the other ticket prices available…

$2,500.00
$932.00
$475.00
$360.00
$310.00
$252.00
$200.00
$125.00
$99.00
$53.00
$45.00!!!

Where are the tickets for $45.00?

PrA’li outside of the arena.