Here’s a little bit of the Godfather and his folks to get you people in shape for the Brooklyn Museum of Art tomorrow night…
Archive for February, 2009
CAPTAIN BILLY SUNDAY’s PIRATE RADIO PODCAST
Friday, February 6th, 2009I HEARD IT ON THE RADIO… WAVES
Friday, February 6th, 2009
This is the part of the morning where I like to give you my real talk.
Yes, there are intelligent life forms in the universe.
No, we are not smart enough to fuck with them.
Do you think the maker of heaven and Earth maxed out with the human being?
Really?
We can’t even replicate on our own. Sure we can have eight kids via in vitro fertilization, but that still required all kinds of other people to administer.
The day that we can replicate via thought is when we will be getting a step closer to being like the most advanced species.
SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!
Thursday, February 5th, 2009
Off the beaten path of the NYC skate and streetwear scene in the Lower East Side there is a tiny little shop off Canal street on the west side called Rival. They are hands down the best skate shop in the city. They are the skateboarders skate shop. They are the BMX riders bike store. They are the real deal Holyfield, never perpetrating the fraud Nike SB dealer.
They are my peoples.
RED BULL SNOWSCRAPERS – NYC
Thursday, February 5th, 2009
TODAY!
In the Lower East Side at the East River Park (WildStyle location)
16 of the world’s best snowboarders will compete for their piece of the massive $100,000 prize purse at Red Bull Snowscrapers. Athletes will compete against the majestic backdrop of the New York City skyline in the East River Park from 6-9 pm.
Athletes include iconic Olympic Gold Medalist Shaun White, freestyle / backcountry legend Travis Rice and ultra-progressive phenomenon Pat Moore. World renowned Burton riders for the ground-breaking event include Kevin Pearce, Mikkel Bang, Danny Davis, Kohei Kubo, Kazuhiro Kakubo, and snowboard legend Terje Haakonsen. Other confirmed riders include Nitro’s Andreas Wiig, DC’s Torstein Horgmo, Forum’s Jake Blauvelt and Greg Bretz, along with Rome rider Bjorn Leines and Ride’s JJ Thomas.
Event Schedule
3:00pm – Gates open to the public
3:30pm – Riders open practice – All 16 riders
5:05pm – Valient Thorr Performance
5:45pm – Red Bull Snowscrapers contest starts – 60 minute jam session
7:10pm – Black Gold Performance
7:45pm – Red Bull Snowscrapers Finals – Jam session – Top 8 riders
8:50pm – Awards
8:55pm – Anthrax Performance
Event Format
Red Bull Snowscrapers will utilize a jam session format for both the preliminaries and finals. In this format, a rider is neither dismissed nor defined by a single run or fall—rather, the athlete who consistently lands difficult and creative tricks with skill and style throughout the entire jam session is deemed the overall winner.
More Bounce To The Ounce…
Thursday, February 5th, 2009
Fools have lost their mind if they think JESSICA SIMPSON ain’t stil sexy. Sheeeeid, she became more sexy if you ask me. When she was all slim you know how some people would have lost their minds if they saw a guy like me walking down the street with a girl like her? Now that she has a few curves those same people would leave us alone since they are stuck on TAYLOR SWIFT.
Winnnnntime!
Guess what party people? The part that counts is on the inside. I’m not talking about her heart, or her generous spirit. I’m talking about her vagina. You know what kind of business you will be in once JESSICA’s stuff gets moist? You might could drown in that love if you ain’t a good swimmer when you are wearing her thighs like earmuffs. Fools need to stop sleeping on the thick chicks.