Archive for March, 2009

The Black Athlete’s Burden…

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

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Well I hope you are happy
?

I hope you have what you want?

TERRELL OWENS brought some of this ignominy on himself as well, but isn’t that always the case when an athlete steps outside of the box? The NFL in particular is quick to use their media lackeys to posit the outspoken and competitiive star player as someone who lacks the concept of putting the team first. RANDY MOSS caught this characterization previously, ANQUAN BOLDIN and PLAXICO BURRESS more recently.

I’m certainly not defending any of these dudes actions off the field either, but where was the outcry when BRETT FARVE held the Green Bay Packers contractually hostage?

I don’t care if T.O. has a monster season wherever he ends up playing because he won’t be in a Cowboys’ uniform. I’m mad that the owners made this decision to appease a ravenous, bloodthirsty press corps. Or they did it to satisfy the morning drive-in radio listener who thinks he could be a general manager but views the sports landscape from the prism of the 1950’s prior free agency. I wonder what JACKIE ROBINSON would have said if free agncy was available to him?

He would have said nothing, if he were smart.

DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

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2 years for $45m.

I’ll be wearing a Dodgers jersey this season.

Word to JACK ROOSEVELT ROBINSON.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

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I have decided that the shoe above will be the last sneaker I evar buy.

Except for when I copp the all black joints…

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Sneaker Fiends Unite! NYC Tour on March 14th, 2009.

Harlem, Bronx stand up!

GOLIATH, Vault, House of Hoops, and Dr. Jays are the destinations with a recap at the soulfood spot on Lenox Avenue.

By a show of hands who is down for this jump?

Slaughterhouse Sessions – ‘Fight Club’

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

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Did y’all forget about what was going down with the Slaughterhouse?

This group is not just some internets hype. These dudes are spitting as if their life depended on it, and it just might. After an incident where Crooked I might have almost got his wig peeled the Slaughterhouse collective renewed their music making imperative.

If these dudes live long enough to make their album it will be game fucking over.

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DP.COM CRISPUS ATTUCKS’ WEEK CONTINUES…

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

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Regrettfully…

The sad PU~ that is now known as CRISPUS ATTUCKS’ week has claimed more lives.

Not For Long players COREY SMITH and MARQUIS COOPER are missing off the Florida coast after a “boating” trip with friends went awry.

The lone survivor, NICK SCHUYLER, was the owner of the capsized boat.

After my ancestors arrived here during their mandatory cruise I have been leery of boats large and small. What is the point of going somewhere by boat? This is what highways are for. And airports. I don’t even like to take the ferry trip to Staten Island. Black people should stay out of the water in general. Nothing but well chlorinated pools for me.

White loves the water. Surfing, diving, fishing, and just all around boating are activities that beckon white. I don’t care for none of that shit. Okay, true story is that I love snorkeling, but even then I am on the lookout for sharks. And when I go snorkeling I make sure there are enough Blacks in my group that I can get out of the way in case Jaws comes through.

Black people, stay the fuck out of the water and decrease the chances of you getting your ass CRISPUS ATTUCKS’d.

That shit would be some str8 PU~.