It’s intra-mural softball season again and I have decided to get in the game to hopefully shed some of this winter hibernation weight.
Well, for me it wasn’t like I was hibernating, but rather drinking too much alcohol.
Anyhoo…
It’s time for me to take out the dusty old glove and the rusty old bats, but you can best believe my footwear will be crispy as ever, at least for the first game.
I’ve got my eyes on the NIKE MVP series of baseball cleats. These are like the ones that MANNY RAMIREZ wears.
Everyone on my team pitches a bitch with me for wearing metal cleats. Its not like I have ever slid. Evar.
I just like wearing what the pros wear even if my game is mostly fanboy meets waterboy.
I’ll prA’li end up wearing the molded cleats though since I will be playing first base again this year.
I’m something like MO VAUGHN and RUSTY STAUB combined with Mo’ Better Blues and a rusty nail. You don’t want no parts of this mang.