Archive for November, 2009

2 More Chances 2 Get Over…

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

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There are only two more dates remaining to catch the Roots live jam session at the Highline Ballroom. The Roots have been tearing the roof off this venue during their run as the Jimmy Fallon show house band. Each show has been incredible as guest performers sit in with the Roots every evening and create magical sonic blends.

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The Roots are the perfect band to host these jam sessions because their talents are in morphing their sound to fit any subgenre of music. They got rock, reggae and rhythm and blues all down pat along with their obvious Hip-Hop and rap (natch). It’s been fun to watch the band shapeshift to match the style of their guest’s music as opposed to making their guests come find them.

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Music is a movement in your ears and your eyes. Good music rises upward like so much of the WBW smoke you will find inside of the Highline Ballroom. The Roots climb to higher ground during the sets everytime. Just when I think I have had my mind blown they find a way to do it all over again. Treat yourself to a Roots show at the Highline and tell me if my hyperbole isn’t just honesty.

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Shouts to Nattiez on the flicks above. Thanks to Shamz, Dan and Ginny over at OKayPlayer. Biggup to JaiSlayer, Polotron, Ruffian, 40Diesel, Blagavelli, Braden, Joe, Cymone, Stevie, and all the DP.commenters that have met me up in the spot.

Two more to go party people.

No Bromance Without Finance…

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

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Gwen Guthrie – ‘Ain’t Nothing Goin’ On’

It was just a few years ago that Kansas City Chiefs All-Pro tailback[ll] LARRY JOHNSON had almost as many Roc chains as Memphis Bleek. You don’t get those baubles by baring your breasts on Bourbon Street either. You have to work your tail off to come up on those necklaces. Back in those days Jay-Z and L-J were roomies in a multi-million dollar Trump Tower condo.

Then Jay-Z had to fux shit up by getting married. And Larry had to fux shit up hanging around Fantasia. Jay-Z even repo’d some of the Roc chains that Larry had been rocking.

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The real nail in the coffin was Larry getting fired from his day job. Now who is gonna go splitsies on the condo with Jay? A milli is a big nut to swallow[ll] with an NFL unemployment check. Good thing LeBron is still throwing up the Roc sign. Maybe Jeter is in the market for a roommate.

I feel bad for Larry though.

I’m sure he’s gonna miss the camaraderie.

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Fux a camaraderie! This shit is war. The DP.com football pool is like a bunch of rowdy schoolkids on the back of the bus. Everybody is pulling and tugging each other [ll], but the leader remains the same. Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow can’t be stopped. I don’t just simply need him to fall off, but I need everyone in the top10 to take a dive. That way I can gift myself this XBox360 DJ Hero prizepack.

Do I have an XBox360? No. But beating the ass off all of you poolers would be priceless. I want the glory more than the videogame. I want to say that I beat the best fux’n pick ’em poolers on these here internets. After that happens I am good.

Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow 74
THE UNSEEN 72
King Blair Doo-Dooing on YOU 72
Chief Okoye 71
titansfan78 71
Suck a Dick Butkus 68
Don Majkowski’s wigbrusher 68
theotherstevesmith 68
Home Cookin’ 68
Jesse 68
JayWho??? 68
KoolMick_Lovin 67
Slaug_ter House 67
BigNat’s Bronx Brawlers 66
cocotaso 66
nuh nuh nuh… gone 65
DA’s Wonder Twins 65
Vick Flair 65
BXPittFan 64
BananaClipse 64
PurplePeopleEatersPause 64
Brooklyn Gyrl 64
Fearless Vampire Killers 63
DirtyJerz 62
Big Rils 61
26 Dumb Penalties 61 61-66
27 furiou$tylez IS BACK BITCH! 59 59-68
28 Ruffway Bruisers 58 58-69
29 Las Baja Panties 58
CtrlAltMalik 55
Madden Corleone 55
The Roxbury Gun Club 55
MichelleObama’sDip 55
EFFBOMBS 55
AC 54
blackneckid 54
No Skinny Jeans Allowed 48
BANITTLES 44

SEPARATED @ BIRTH: Ricky Retardo

Monday, November 9th, 2009

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This one is gonna be funny for a long time.

At least until spring training.

Sammy Say It Ain’t Sosa!?!

Monday, November 9th, 2009

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Buju Banton – ‘Dem A Bleach’

Sammy Sosa thinks that if he changes his complexion from Barry Bonds brown to A-Rod octaroon that maybe beisbol will let him into the HOF.

Thinking like that should get you a smack or some 90mph cheese to the face.

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MUGSHOT HAIRSTYLE MODELS: KATT WILLIAMS

Monday, November 9th, 2009

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I never got into dude like some folks who claim he is the funniest cat ever.

Funniest looking for sure.

Shit is fun and games in the bookings but he won’t be smiling on Riker’s Island.

Kool G Rap & DJ Polo – ‘Riker’s Island’