Archive for February, 2011

Redbone In Blackface…

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

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Poor little rich girl BeYonce can’t seem to get any good press lately. Her latest media kerfluffle is about the chic artsy photos she took for some French fashion mag. In the photos she has makeup applied to darken her face.

About gotdamn time!

BeYonce’s ENTIRE media history presentation has been about highlighting all of her features which are Eurocentric. Her fake blonde hair. Her airbrushed lightened complexion. Her blue eyes?!?!? The only way BeYonce has identified with the Black experience in America is her silly name. Okay, my bad, also her Venus of Hottentot backside. My bad for omitting that.

Black girls have the hardest way to go when they choose to be fashion models. The industry that fetishizes Black girls does not fux with them fashionistically. This is why folks are consuming hair straightening and skin bleaching cremes like its nobody’s business. Still and all, Beyonce’s team wouldn’t know how to spin this story if I wrote it for them.

It’s Black History Month (ugghh, yeah I know) followed by Women’s History Month. Maybe someone could knock on Tina Knowles cement wig and tell her that her daughter is an icon for BLACK WOMEN. She should be pwning February and March as iconic as she is right now instead of backpedaling away from this story. Black women come in a myriad of complexions and BeYonce should act like she is celebrating that diversity.

Meyhem x Action Bronson = Typhoon Rap…

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

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Respect The Flood!!!!

Visuals from MattyRaz



NYC Says Hello To ‘Melo…

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

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Calm down kids…

You can understand in the land of unmitigated hype how the trade that brings Carmelo Anthony to MSG also brings some unchecked expectations. We are really gonna need a center or a bonafide big man on the block grabbing boards. Amar’e Stoudemire fouled out in the fourth quarter with four only rebounds.

If the Knicks were a rebound by committee team like the Riley/Van Gundy era we might be able to really make some noise in the watered down Eastern Conference. Since only Boston and Miami actually believe in themselves these Knicks might could sneak into the divisional round of the tourney, but somebody other than the guards better start grabbing boards.

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But for tonight, the atmosphere was off the chain. I found myself lurking around the garden to see if I could catch something for the second half. No dice on a ducat. The Association’s buzz right now is on a trillion. The trade of Deron Williams to the Nets nearly stole the thunder from ‘Melo’s debut.

‘Melo def lived up to the hype by scoring 27 points even if it took him an Iverson-ish 25 attempts. I’ll give him a pass on the poor field goal percentage since he also secured 10 rebounds during his time on the floor. I’m starting to see the vision that Donnie Walsh, the Knicks general manager, was formulating this past summer The Knicks are almost there. All they need is a little Dontrevius on the sideline.

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If White Jesus Had A YouTube Channel…

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

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His name would be Mizar.

Outfit Architecture…

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011

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Putting together that perfect Friday, date-night, movie on the Deuce, dinner at BBQ outfit takes time and patience. You have to acquire components over time and stack them for the right moment.

The royal Foamposites are pretty generic unless you can swag them shits out to the fully.

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I’ve been stacking I.T.s since high school so I know a thing or two about patience. The Foams are the foundations but I need some cladding for the facade.

The OG Gore-Tex NorthFace is definitely gonna be the sublime outer layer that only true heads would respekanize.

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The Nike Sportswear hoody keeps the energy in my corporate synergy.

3M on the running gloves is a nice touch but this ‘Fit ain’t complete until I pull a fitted out of the archives as well as some lifestyle. I got time on my hands tho’. Afterall, I been doing this since 1985.

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