JOE LIEBERMAN: With Friends Like These…

August 16th, 2006

cheney

Politricks makes for strange bedfellows is never more transparent the closer you get to November. There is hell of jockeying going on down on the Beltway as people try to save their political ambitions from the hands of a fickle voting public. Connecticut’s JOE LIEBERMAN is one of the first big names to get bumped off his post. DICK ‘They shootin’! Ha, made you look’ CHENEY has rushed to his side to defend his record in the Senate. Uhhh, thanks DICK, but no thanks.

It’s finally trickling down that the American public is fed up with all this talk of war abroad when we are looking at a significant downturn of the economy and our own domestic way of life. Connecticut in particular has seen crime skyrocket in towns like Hartford and New Haven. LIEBERMAN wasn’t aided much by his reputation as a pro-Israel policymaker. Many are blaming our invasion of Iraq as something that was brokered between the White House and Tel Aviv. I don’t necessarily agree with that because I know that supremacy would have scheduled the Iraqi occupation sooner or later. There’s oil in them thar hills, nah’mean?!?

The upcoming primaries will give us a hint to the future. Is this the first sign for a major shift in policymakers down on the Beltway or is JOE just the sacrificial lamb for the masses? With friends like DICK and GEORGE you may never need an enemy.

BREAST IMPLANTS ARE SAVING LIVES!

August 16th, 2006

evette

Finally, some goodnews from the Israeli warfront. It seems that breast implants aren’t just flotation devices, they’re also rocket-proof vests.

Pop Music Singers Are Putting Ho’s Out Of Business

August 16th, 2006

Mz.B

I have to say that GLAMAZON was talking to me about this subject a while back. Pop music singers are pushing street walkers and ho’s out of business because they are making sex too accessible and too cheap. They’re also making it too young for their immature adolescent consumers to understand it’s ramifications.

This isn’t to say that pop music singers weren’t always glorified prostitutes, both men and women. A bunch of skanky street hustlers with some glitter shirts on. Shaking their money makers for old white men who incidentally preferred men to women. How you doin’ DIDDY?!? The bottom line was that they were all grown azz people and even though it was still pop music their image did not appeal to a younger audience. There were no little girls dressing like the Mary Jane Girls

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or better yet, VANITY 6.

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These were grown azz ho’s and everybody knew that. When they sung about giving oral sex or sticking a finger up a man’s asshole you knew they knew what they were talking about. When I hear sixteen year old CASSIE sing about giving head I have to ask myself, “Self, does this pretty face really know how to lick the underside of my balls as well as tongue kiss my taint?”

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Or is she just another pretty face all dolled up in grown woman’s make up? Now don’t get me wrong, I am all for young woman expressing their natural biological desires, if they feel like they have to. ROBERT SYLVESTER KELLY picks up my slack when the age meter dips below 17. It’s just that I am tired of listening to these young girls singing songs about how many cocks they can hold when they haven’t even been peed on yet.

JiggaMan, please handle your young ho protege.

rihanna

All Day I Dream About STALIN…

August 15th, 2006

fidel

or FIDEL CASTRO, Superstar!

I was like, “Awwwwww ish! Look who took a trick out of TUPAC’s manbag and brought himself back from the dead?!?”

FIDEL CASTRO is looking mighty snazzy in that Adidas track suit too. If I were styling him I would have gone with a more socialist look like a Blue Ribbon Sports warm-up jacket, but I guess I’m just a company man through and through.

So now I think the only logical question that is next for FIDEL to answer is which pair of Superstars to rock?

fidel

IT’s A MOVEMENT…

August 15th, 2006

young ronald

That you need to get in tuned with.

The Ghetto Big Mac as interpreted by Canada’s brightest youths.