The Importance Of Being Curtis…

August 15th, 2006

curtis & gay jay

Since we last checked in on the Oscar Wilde love triangle melodrama between CURTIS JACKSON, JAYCEON TAYLOR and JEFFREY ATKINS we thought that FITTY had moved on now and was in love with the lil’ lil’ homies that hail from the Queensbridge projects.

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Too bad the Littles latest album project wasn’t a street classic. I guess there’s always the ‘Shook Ones’ ringtones when the Littles decide they want to get their paper back up. CURTIS meanwhile has been looking every bit the part of some young rapper’s forlorn father. Where is YOUNG BUCK right now to lift his spirits? Only 12 months ago it seemed like the G-Unit juggernaut was set to take over the planet. Their logo was emblazoned on everything in the streets. There was a book, a movie and a soundtrack CD that made me think that Fifty Cent had taken over a broadcasting satellite. In a years’ time he has come back to Earth to remind me that he is still human.

JAYCEON TAYLOR has to be from Hollywood or he has one of the hardest working P.R. firms grinding for him. He has kept his name, GAME, circulating on Hip-Hop websites as frequently as dead TUPAC releases albums. GAYME gets arrested for some fantastic throwback crimes that remind me of someone living out their lost childhood.

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Brass knuckles and wearing a mask in public are completely 1980’s type offenses. Somebody check GAYME’s birth certificate and make sure he wasn’t born in 1970. GAYME’s new music video should find a way to increase the tensions between him and CURTIS. I’m not sure why these guys put us through all of this when I know they just want to kiss and make up.

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If they are going to continue to carry on this charade of being so angry that they could kill a brick I say they should go to Iraq and help relieve some of our fatigued and famished family members.

Like the Littles are fond of saying, “There’s a war going on outside…”

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Follow The Guns, Find The Gangsters…

August 15th, 2006

x wing

***NERD ALERT***NERD ALERT***NERD ALERT***

I was watching Star Wars Episode III for like the fifty-eleventh time and I realized that the Galactic Republic used a prototype of the X-Wing fighter pictured above. It was called the the ARC-170 (Agressive Reconaissance Craft) and it was created for use in the Clone Wars. The ARC had a tri-foil design that resembled an ‘X’ when it was fully deployed. The position of the laser cannons, the round cylindrical engines and the use of an astromech droid for navigation was remarkably reminiscient of the X-Wing fighters used exclusively throughout the latter battles against the Galactic Empire.

x wing

Here’s what blows my mind… The Galactic Republic becomes the Galactic Empire when Emperor Palpatine goes hardbody and strong arms the Senate. You would have to assume that the contractors and vendors that are manufacturing equipment and services to the Republic continue to do so for the Empire. Or else they risk getting choked out by Darth Vader (the B.M.F.O.A.T.). So Incom Corp., the company that makes the ARC fighter, develops the new X-Wing and they secretly sell them to the Rebel forces.

x wing

The next question becomes, how do these Rebel forces pay Incom Corp. for these starfighters? Do they use Republic credits? Doesn’t the Galactic Empire make Republic credits worthless so in that way they can regulate trade throughout the galaxy? Like if you don’t have the new money with the Emperor’s face on it you can’t buy shit. Although that might create dissension among the planets that were already wealthy and bankrolling the Emperor in the first place. Anyhoo…

Skipping over to Earth1 or Earth Prime as some folks like to call this planet. I noticed that multi-national corporations that build weapons systems for the United States simultaneously create weapons systems for countries that we may not consider “freedom loving”. Do you remember the plane from the movie ‘Top Gun’? It was called the F-14 Eagle.

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The company that created the F-14 Eagle was called GRUMMAN. In the 1990’s due to a mini-recession and the end of the Cold War, U.S. military funding for hard item weapons systems like aircraft was cut down causing the military industrial complex to shrink in some areas. GRUMMAN merged with Northrop, while Boeing took over McDONNELL-DOUGLAS. What I didn’t know was that companies like GRUMMAN and Boeing weren’t just selling domestic aircraft to foreign nations but also hard item weapons systems like fighter planes. The Islamic Republic of Iran Air Force has several squadrons composed of these F-14 jets.

f14 eagle

Please explain to me exactly what part of the game that is? Do we sell weapons systems to foreign countries so that our planes have someone to play with? Let’s keep in mind that the U.S. has moved on since the F-14 and we are now ‘EFFING’ with the Raptor series of fighter jets from Lockheed MARTIN, at a cost of $360mil per aircraft?!? Who the fuck can afford these planes?

In my search for the truth it has become obvious that war is big business, but only for whomever is making the bullets.

SEAU SAYS ALOHA

August 14th, 2006

say owww

It was time to make the donuts for one of my favorite all time players from Southern Cal. JUNIOR SEAU won’t be making any offensive players say ‘owww’ in the NFL any longer. Thirteen seasons as one of the most dominating linebackers in a league nicknamed ‘Not For Long’ should earn this man his ticket to Canton. There he will be enshrined with some of the other USC greats…

hitman

RONNIE LOTT

class act

MARCUS ALLEN

the bus

JEROME BETTIS
I know that the Bus didn’t play for S.C. but when he was at Notre Dame he played some memorable games against the Trojans.

Friends. How Many Of Us Have Them?

August 14th, 2006

bert & ernie

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FAVELA RISING: THE REAL CITY OF GOD

August 14th, 2006

favela rising

***FREE SCREENING***
ImageNation Outdoor Film Series
Adam Clayton Powell Jr. Harlem State Office Building Plaza
West 125th Street and 7th Avenue
Tuesday 8.15.06 @ 7:30pm

If you know anyone that is an aspiring rapper please take them to see this film. I guarantee you will see that the music we listen to has lost all of its validity. There was a time when Hip-Hop music was used to educate, enlighten and empower the youth. All American Hip-Hop seeks to do now is make the youth consumers serving lifetime sentences in poverty and despair. This movie will remind you that there is another way.

‘Favela Rising’ tells the story of ANDERSON SA, a former drug trafficker from Rio de Janeiro’s most feared slum, who becomes a social activist and uses music and dance, inspired by the rhythms of his streets, to combat the violence and oppression that have affected generation after generation of impoverished teens. SA’s grassroots Afro-Reggae movement becomes a vital force in unifying a divided city, combating teenage drug armies, and overcoming police corruption. Then, at the height of his success, a tragic accident threatens to silence the movement forever. Filmed over more than two years in the most desperate neighborhoods of Rio, the film illustrates how art and culture can be catalysts for social change, and how even the most unexpected adversity, both personal and societal, can be overcome.

The cinematography rivals that of City of God because it shows the actual poverty that exists in Brazil. This story is real though and it shows the power of a true believer.

***FREE SCREENING***
ImageNation Outdoor Film Series
Adam Clayton Powell Jr. Harlem State Office Building Plaza
West 125th Street and 7th Avenue
Tuesday 8.15.06 @ 7:30pm