Say what you want to about PUFF(because I sure do), he is still part of a great movement in Hip-Hop music. If you have a few minutes to spare, reminisce on what could have been had the T.I.’s not decided to kill our heroes.
BILLY SUNDAY’s LATE NITE FUNK FLIX
August 11th, 2006M.T.V. = FOREVER 21
August 11th, 2006
BYRON CRAWFORD skimmed over a great big broadcasting quagmire from a few weeks ago. He prah’lee didn’t want to open a can of whoopass on the T.I.’s running this rap shit since he is about to become some kind of media executive at Harris Publishing. BYRON can keep his boots clean on this one anyhoo since I have a vendetta for a ‘V’ (no Lance Bass).
Viacom Corp’s favorite little girl just turned 25yrs old. M.T.V. is no longer a teenager or even a college student. M.T.V. is now an old whore like your homegirl JENNY McCARTHY or worse, wrinkly stunt Madonna. They have been perpetrating the fraud that they were a teenager for years now. They haven’t been a teenager since that hump CARSON DALY left to spoon ballsachs at 3am in the morning.
You know they’re desperate to appear young because they have been stealing concepts from cutting edge cultural trendsetters. M.T.V.2 heisted a marketing campaign from my peeps over at Soul In Code. Damn M.T.V., what’s really good?!? Your paper ain’t long enough? Word to Wall Street is that Viacom was bubbling hard in the 2Q. I know Big Brother won’t spare any expense to make you happy since you bring him all the children of America for him to feed off. You suck their souls right out from their eye sockets. I imagine that’s why your parent network C.B.S. uses that eyeball logo.
I try to tell the little peoples that I mentor that television only tells lies to your vision, but they just don’t hear me though. In any case I see you getting old over there M.T.V. and I see you trying to hold onto your position as the #1 global cultural hustler. Don’t sleep, the kids are gonna peep your game soon and then you will become as irrelevent as Viacom’s adopted Negro stepchild (B.E.T.). Your supremacist misogynistic programming can’t save you either.
M.T.V., you are going down harder than an Israeli guided missle in a Beirut kindergarten. M.T.V., I wouldn’t even have sex with you using one of the Duke lacrosse players shafts (no COLIN FINNERTY). M.T.V., I can’t wait to dance on your dead body.
p.s. NICK CANNON would get the Black whupped off his azz if he talked sideways about my lady. I would take one of FONZWORTH BENTLEY’s dildo umbrellas and open it up inside of him.
p.s.s. Happy birthday, you nasty, trashy, hateful, supremacist, racist cunt!
RONALD McDONALD IS A SWAGGER JACKER!
August 11th, 2006
I should fuck with that skank Wendy from now on because your boy Ronald McDonald ain’t nothin’ but a swagger jacker. You saw the video that RAFI and I produced for the Ghetto Big Mac. So now why does McDonald’s go and make the Big Mac sandwich for 99cent?!? They are even undercutting the dollar menu by a penny.
Mickey Dee’s paper is long like that and they can afford to give you a free soda with that 99cent Big Mac but they can’t even send me a coupon for a free Flurry. We didn’t even receive a ‘thank you’ e-mail from that ungrateful shitbag Grimace. If this video wasn’t so funny I wouldn’t ask you to watch it again with me.
PETEY GREENE On How To Enjoy A Watermelon
August 10th, 2006
Back in the 1970’s BILLY SUNDAY worked as an intern on PETEY GREENE’s controversial public access television program called ‘Chiterlin Discussion’. It was the precursor to daytime morning programs like ‘Regis & Friends’ and ‘The View’. There was a mix of current events and culinary accomplishment. In the attached episode, Professor PETEY ‘splains the proper way for Black folks to enjoy the summertime delicacy that is the watermelon.
The following YouTube crack comes to us from BILLY SUNDAY’s daughter living in Texas – V DUBBZ.
WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
August 10th, 2006
Pictures!
When Hezbullah first started to pop off I told you pussies that Israel was gonna bring the pain and all you can do now is get all weepy about the children. Fuck the children! This is Israel nigga! This is Zionist supremacy for your anus bitch! This is American made planes, helicopters, tanks and M-16 rifles in the hands of motherfuckers that know how to kill. There won’t be any raping of little Lebanese girls in this war, because all the little girls will all be dead. Hardbody nigga!
And that’s what they deserve if they dress up like they want beef. Infants can get it too. Nobody is too young to die and burn in hell.
I’m just mad that I don’t own a factory that makes Lebanese flags.
You know some jewish cat is getting paid off that right now. Challah!