or WE MUST SAVE JERMAINE DUPRI’s LITTLE POOPCHUTE.
I know how all of you love to see little J.D. and PENNY WOODS play dress up. Their clothes coordinate with their shoes and pocketbooks way better than even JAYONCE. Their both so cute in kind of a ‘Gremlins x Puppetmaster’ mash up kind of way, but with the news that these two would soon no longer be living in sin I realized that something sinister was afoot.
Behind that impish smile that PENNY WOODS uses is an evil nympho mean streak and I believe that JANET will turn into PEGGY WOOD the minute the nuptials are complete. I think JERMAINE knows whats in store for his tiny little bumbum and he has been trying to holler at us to rescue him from the bedroom terror of MIZZ JACKSON’s strap on.
I hear your cries JERMAINE and I will try to save you from JOE JACKSON’s demon spawn daughter. We need to start a petition or something that opposes their marriage. Maybe CRUNK & Disorderly or CONCRETE LOOP will join us. If BYRON CRAWFORD and the Mindset Army get wind of this plan we may be able to save JERMAINE’s asshole so that only CLIVE DAVIS has unobstructed access.
