It’s politricks as usual for the Administration…
DICK CHENEY had better get his mind right before Special Counsel PATRICK FITZGERALD calls him to the Capitol Hill hotseat. What cracks me up is that we had to deal with months of this nonsense when BILL CLINTON left some spooge on a girl’s prom dress. Nowadays, people are dying in Iraq like it’s a daily operation and no one wants to ask why.
And it’s not just the President and the Executive Branch of the Administration flouting the laws. The Constitution is under attack from the Judicial Branch of government too. The F.B.I. kicked in the door of a U.S. Representative suspected of corruption and seized his briefs(nullus) and documents. Oh, waitaminnit, the congressman is a Black, so that doesn’t really count as illegal search and seizure. My bad.
When did government agencies start using rap music as their blueprint for inter-agency relations? There is more innuendo and undercover beefs than at a video shoot for 50 CENT and JA RULE’s new love song duet. The National Security Agency doesn’t rock with the Central Intelligence Agency. The CIA and the Federal Bureau of Investigation aren’t homies. Now the FBI is saying that its not feeling the Coast Guard?!? What the fuck don’t these people understand about the game? Protecting United States citizens is not a pissing match.
At least I know someone in the Administration who is concerned with protecting American lives. That’s why the President will be working all Memorial Day weekend with Britain’s Prime Minister, TONY BLAIR on how best they can protect their constituencies (read: preserve legacies).
Using a new NSA equipped ‘convo catcher’ phone tapping device provided by AT&T/Verizon/Sprint we can listen in on some of their discussions…
TONE B: Did you ever see the ‘Office’ mini-series?
G-DUBBZ: Yeah, that was funny.TONE B: I like the remake they did over here.
G-DUBBZ: T, can you pass the pretzels? I got the munchies.
TONE B: That Afghani hash I brought back was righteous.
G-DUBBZ: Hell to the yeah. How were things in Iraq?
TONE B: Fucked the fuck up.
G-DUBBZ: Yeah… I am gonna spark another bowl, you taking a hit?
TONE B: Yeah.
Well at least someone is getting their mind right.
