SPAM, BITCHES!

May 19th, 2006

spam

What it do web cipher? I apologize to some of you if your comments haven’t been posted one hundred. It’s time for us to do some unexpected site maintenance to handle the traffic that is falling thru the seams. We will have our tech staffers like JACQUI HERNANDEZ get right on top of the issue. When she gets on top of something it always gets handled right. Nah’mean?!?

I call my baby P.U.S.S.Y.

Shouts to everybody that has been effing with us for the second quarter. We ain’t in the lead yet, but our offense is streaky like JOHN STARKS and it hasn’t been shooting its best. Otherwise, everything is still gravy in the Navy and we will be be back on this blog grizzly in a hot one with more of that internets crack that you be fiendin’ for. And don’t forget…

BLU CHEEZ IS FOR THE KIDS!

killa kid

NBA TIGHT PANTS REST IN PEACE SHOUT OUT

May 19th, 2006

young malik

The NBA playoffs are in full swing so I thought I could take a minute of your time to remind you of one of my favorite players to come out of St. John’s University. MALIK ‘SILKY’ SEALY was a credible college player and a reliable pro roundballer until his life was cut short by a drunk driver.

Bronx born, MALIK was the product of the NYC Catholic school system and I cheered for him when he decided to remain home to play college ball in New York City. This was the kind of character that MALIK represented throughout his life. He never lived as a ‘me first’ player, but he accepted the role when it was handed to him. MALIK was selected in the first round of the 1992 draft. In his eight years in the league he established his value as one of the players that you wanted on the floor in the waning minutes of a ball game.

fastbreak

MALIK was on his way home from a birthday party held for his then teammate KEVIN GARNETT when his car was hit by a vehicle moving in the opposite direction on the wrong side of the highway.

I like the possibility of KEVIN GARNETT coming to the Knicks in the off season. K.G. owes New York City biggtime since he is indirectly responsible for the loss of two of our beloved favorite sons, MALIK SEALY and CONRAD McCRAE.

Rest in peace my brothers. I will be cheering for y’all again when I get on the other side of the game.

mcnasty

GAME REBELLION IS NEVER SCARED

May 18th, 2006

the rebels

My brother from another mother, NAH’RIGHT posted a headline that exclaimed, ” Where Is The Voice Of Protest In Today’s Music?”

That voice has been here for the last five years grinding their way to the top. GAME REBELLION is that voice. They are raw, unfiltered and unapologetic. I have tried to tell you that this crew is FIRESTARTERS! But y’all just don’t hear me though.

You have two chances to see the Rebels live this weekend. On Friday in Manhattan…
Malcolm X Day
May 19th, 2006 @ 9pm
Speak
28 East 23rd St.
b/w Madison & Park Ave.
New York, NY

And on Saturday in Red Hook…
May 20, 2006 @ 8pm
The Hook
18 Commerce Street
Brooklyn, NY

free shuttle bus service from the Carroll Street ‘F/G’ train station

the rebels

The MATRIX vs. The DAVINCI CODE

May 18th, 2006

miller ronin

Just as an aside, if you feel like enjoying some meta-retro-futuristic FRANK MILLER work pick up a copy of the graphic novel RONIN. Good times.

The Association has listened to you NBA 2K6 stans and will move to re-format the playoff games. The preliminary proposal doesn’t make the game as fun as the DP dot Com bracket, but we can always pray. Here is a second round matchup that we could have seen…

Phoenix Suns vs. Clevland Cavaliers
The league MVP against the clear MVP in the East, LeBRON JAMES. Actually the focus of the series will be SHAWN ‘The Matrix’ MARION and LeBRON ‘Young DaVinci Code’ JAMES. RAJA BELL and LARRY HUGHES are the co-stars.

matrix over mash

The Matrix was always an exciting player and with the addition of AMARE STOUDEMIRE and STEVE NASH to the Phoenix mix you thought there might be a new sheriff in the West. When the Suns are on full blast you had better wear your track shoes to the gym. The biggest problem for the Suns is that their high-octane offense is complimented by a low horsepower defense. The Suns give up a lot of shots and size to most teams in the league. They can get outrebounded, but they can’t be outrun.

Let’s take a look at the NIKE SHOX MTX worn by SHAWN ‘The Matrix’ MARION.

SHOX MTX

The Cleveland Cavaliers are a resourceful scrappy team. Not too many names that you would recognize on the back of a jersey, even though they have their own ‘Snow Man‘. It has been LeBRON JAMES mostly. His sneaker is called the NIKE AIR ZOOM LeBRON 3. He is one of the league’s bright stars and every year his game and countenance improves. The DaVinci Code refers to people that are direct descendant’s of histories most controversial jew (no, not LENNY BRUCE). LeBRON’s got the look of someone that could be from that Ethiopian/Eritrean region.

lebreeze

This is a fun series because the Cleveland team surprisingly likes to run the floor. LeBRON and LARRY HUGHES fill the wings up with their slashing and spot up shooting. When LARRY has to take a break from the team for his brother’s funeral Phoenix takes the advantage. When he returns to the team the tables are evened.

I like Phoenix in 7 games for this series and the deciding factor was the NIKE SHOX MTX. I pick their design over that of the NIKE ZOOM LeBRON III.

ZOOM LEBRON 3

Good Food On A Friday Night

May 18th, 2006

moose

O.K. Let’s keep it real. All of y’all mother’effers don’t have tickets to the ROOTS Crew show this Friday. That doesn’t mean that you can’t have a fun in a positive progressive vibe. This Friday, MALCOLM X Day, my brother in the struggle , KAHLIL ALMUSTAFA will be hosting his album release party. There is NO cover charge and GAME Rebellion will perform as well.

The album project is called ‘CounterIntelligence’ and it promises to change the genre of spoken word. Suspend your notion of what poetry is and free your mind.

Malcolm X Day
Friday, May 19th, 2006
@ Speak
28 East 23rd St.
b/w Madison & Park Ave.
New York, NY
Doors open at 5pm

Click the link to KAHLIL’s MySpace page to hear excerpts of his album ‘CounterIntelligence’.