JOHN BYRNE Loves The Dark Meat
May 13th, 2006TONY’s KANSAS CITY Is Your Baby’s Daddy
May 13th, 2006
While everyone was bitching and moaning about all the Mexicans who took to the streets in the last few weeks to show their solidarity and support for Chipotle restaurants the real good news was that when Mexicans are marching and protesting they can’t do what they are best at – reproducing.
America is rapidly becoming North Mexico when you look at the birth rates of the Mexican Dominicans and the Mexican Incas. This is good stuff if you want to have your own personal landscaper even though you live in a high rise apartment building. This is also necessary for the ‘stop-loss‘ program if the next presidents are going to send U.S. troops into Iran, South Korea and Canada.
If any of the female readership is looking to be part of the Mexican movement let me suggest to you a friend of this website. TONY’s KANSAS CITY is a top notch website that is managed by an well acclimated and assimilated Mexican American. Some of the benefits that you will accrue if you allow TKC to sire your seed will be access to a second language and that famous Mexican work ethic. Like myself, TKC prefers white women, but also like myself preferences are quickly put aside if there is anyone that doesn’t have an objection with their baby daddy living in his parents’ basement.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVELAND
May 12th, 2006
GOD blessed us with genius on May 13, 1950. May he live forevermore.
APPLE Computers Does Not Care About Black People
May 12th, 2006
Start Snitching sparked a nice little debate when he compared Apple Computers newest laptop to the latest offering from Dell Computers. It turns out that you are paying nearly $2000 more dollars to look like a hipster with the pretty Apple laptop.
The question arose why would Apple charge so much for their products when the company boasts of their accessibility and their anti-elitist, anti-monopoly anti-trust operating system. What if Apple set their price points to prevent Coloreds from purchasing their products. Also the fact that they are manufactured in a white casing makes me believe that Apple doesn’t care about Black people.
Sure STEVE JOBS wears a black shirt with his jeans and yeah, the Apple Computer Corp. hire Blacks to drive their parking lot shuttle buses, but where are the Black computer engineers? Where are the Black people working at the Apple retail store?
“Hey STEVE JOBS, how come there are no brothers on the wall?”
Actually, Apple Computers took the lead by using Black people with their iconography. JACKIE ROBINSON was a real winner. Then MicroSoft trumped Apple by buying a shitload of MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr. photos, but I suppose Apple deserves some credit for using MALCOLM X. Nahh, they were just being trendy. I guess it must be true what someone overheard JOBS saying…
“All Black people can do for me is buy my iPods and shine my shoes”.
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: ALIEN AUTOPSY
May 12th, 2006
It’s Extra Terrestrial week at DP dot Com.