IRAN To Start Their Own Air Force

April 27th, 2006

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The Turbans are steadily moving themselves to the place where they will get a can of Israeli whoop ass opened all over them. I think that when you have a president named AHM’BAD you have set yourself up with someone who is at least a pedophile. I am also thinking that Israel needs to put a check on Russia too. How are you going to let the Russians launch your satellites AND then sell anti-aircraft weaponry to the Turbans?

Not that I would want to buy anything from the Russians anyhoo since that shit might have some Chernobyl sprayed on it.

GNARLS BARKLEY IS…

April 27th, 2006

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CRAZY!

A strong shout goes out to the staffers at sneakmove who put me on to this dope video.

PRINCE vs. MICHAEL JACKSON

April 27th, 2006

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The outcome will be decided on the dancefloor!
KeiStar Poductions Presents…

THE PRINCE & HIS DISCIPLES
Morris Day, Sheila E., The Time, Vanity 6, Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis, Apolonia, Alexander O’Neal & More…

vs.

THE KING OF POP & HIS ROYAL CLAN
Janet Jackson, Jermaine, Jackson5, Rebbie, MJ Covers

Music By: DJ SPINNA

@ PEPPER’S LOUNGE
95 Leonard Street (bet., Church & Broadway)
4 Blocks Below Canal Street (NYC)

Doors 10PM-4AM
General Admission $15
$10 (w) Flyer (print out flyer above)
21 & Over – ID Required

Directions To Pepper’s Lounge
A, C, E, N, R or 6 Trains To Canal Street
212.591.2040

MySpace is DEAD! FACEBOOK RULES!

April 26th, 2006

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Always looking to find that next new “hotness”(as the kids might say) I spent some time with the website’s ace entertainment correspondent JOJO McQUEEN. Now that Miss McQUEEN has reached the tender age of seventeen her mom is allowing her to spend some time visiting overnight with ‘Uncle’ BILLY SUNDAY.

I asked JOJO if she had a MySpace page since all the pretty, young talented movie stars are using the web to get their pictures some world wide exposure. JOJO told me that MySpace was “so last year”. What?!? I just got hip to MySpace and now the kids are doing something else already. It turns out that MySpace is secretly populated by old azz ogres like RUPERT MURDOCH who are trying to mezzle sweet young poon. All the really pretty girls have moved to another website.

FACEBOOK is where JOJO and her girlfriends meet up to talk about the cute boys in school, and who will be selling the dope, ecstasy and Ortho-TriCyclen tablets on the senior trip to Orlando.

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FACEBOOK is way safer than MySpace not just because it prevents the skeevy perv adults from trolling around pretending to be kids, but it also keeps the delinquent youth from getting in touch with this treasure trove of soft teen love.

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You do know that MySpace users have more STD’s than even people on CraigsList?

SUPERSIZE ME

April 26th, 2006

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Here’s a little guidebook for those of you, like myself, on the express train to fat bastard status.

I have disovered a loophole in the system. McDonald’s Corp. is constantly devising new mnemonic(and some say demonic) slogans that are short and catchy. Do you remember their ad campaign featuring the phrase, “We love to see you smile.” Here’s how you put the slogan to the test…

When you go to McDonald’s order a double cheeseburger and then tell them to put the sandwich on the seeded bun.

After that tell them to put the Big Mac’s special sauce on the sandwich.

Lastly tell them NOT to put the sandwiches in the ‘cueing’ oven, because it’s only a microwave and it ruins the sandwiches.

You have just created a mini Mac. Yeah, there is one less slice of bread, but the cost is only a buck.

I’m lovin’ it!

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