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GAME REBELLION
April 15, 2006 @ 9.30pm
The Hook
18 Commerce Street
free shuttle bus service from the Carroll Street ‘F/G’ train station
Listen to their music at MySpace and tell me if you don’t think these dudes are what the game’s been missing
At what point will Congress seek the removal of President BUSH from his office? CLINTON was immoral, there’s no question about that, but he wasn’t unethical, nor was he illegal. I am no CLINTON fan either, but why do I pine away for the days of his administration when I only had to worry about the Senate raiding the Social Security fund?
The BUSH Administration has sent young Americans half way around the world to fight with crazy camel jockeys while New Orleans still looks like one of those Third World countries that SALLY STRUTHERS pitches for. How do you bankrupt a nation in only six years?!? I am going to be bankrupt before the summer is over if gas prices go up one more penny. I wouldn’t even care if DICK CHENEY shot the entire Cabinet in the face if these crooks would just sell me gas at $2.00 a gallon. Maybe these Iraqis are on the ball more than I thought. Camels don’t need gas they only need water and some lettuce or something. Lettuce prices are about to go up too since all the Mexican farmworkers are going on strike. Oh for chrissakes, now JUDAS is the newest biblical hero.
There is no business in their right mind that would have allowed G DUBBZ to remain as their CEO for this long with this record of ineptitude. I am not saying that G DUBBZ should be fired from civil service, just stick him in a mailroom somewhere. But keep him far away from TOM DASCHLE’s mail.
Awwwwwwww sugar honey iced tea! Guess who is ranked #2 on the world’s greatest economic system on the planet. Yes bitches, your favorite website is up on Google like a mother.
The top spot for DALLAS PENN belongs to a town in the Keystone state that has been around for about 200 years so they have a little head start on us. But two is a sexy azz number. Two has symmetry.
Plus everybody knows that it takes two to make a thing get right. I need to thank all of you that have spent some time with us. Don’t think that we are satisfied in simply being runner up for the search engine crown either. We are coming for the #1 slot. So in the next few months expect more negro madness that you can shake that azz to.
It’s about to go down…
I should probably be deferring this story to the HUMAN RESOURCE over at StartSnitching.Com because he runs a ‘Snitch of the Week’ post that is always some good shiite. But since I am on somewhat of a religious high this week after rolling a blunt from the palms that my girl brought home from her visit to N’Awlins last weekend I will give it a shot.
It turns out that JUDAS ISCARIOT may be some kind of hero. Only in this post-millenial culture would we be able to lionize the man who may be the single greatest snitch of all time. Try to swallow this Christians… JUDAS did exactly what JESUS asked of him. WH-WH-WHAT?!? If you are really into the Christian program hardcore then you have to subscribe to the notion that JESUS was GOD’s only son. Being GOD’s only son, JESUS had to have access to the playbook which had him getting crucified and then rising and then floating away on a cloud yada-yada-yada. The thinking of some of these new age scripture scholars is that JESUS instructed JUDAS to snitch on him so that he could fulfill the prophecy and save man. JUDAS didn’t want to do this because he and JESUS were hell’a cool. JESUS was like ready to put the smack down on homeboy and tell him that he was messing the whole Christianity movement up, but then JUDAS capitulated and gave up J.C.’s 20 to the Roman legion. Doing this broke JUDAS’ heart and the story goes that he offed himself something similiar to that guy on the ‘Sopranos’ who hung himself in his garage.
This new revelation about JUDAS drops just in time for Passover this week. The Gospel of JUDAS is purported to be the story of JUDAS and JESUS tight-knit friendship. There are hundreds of Gospels that have existed since after the death of JESUS. Most of them describe JESUS as an extremely charasmatic man, but definitely not divine. There are the stories that J.C. kept time with MARY MAGDALENE. Personally, I like the story about JESUS and the fellas smoking a lot of that sticky brown ground nah’mean?!? Hallucinogenic drugs can open the brain to some real trippy shit, but I wouldn’t suggest that you try any. Rappers with GOD complexes sell records. Regular (read:poor) people with GOD complexes = homelessness.
We will run another week or two of this contest even if you people are too shook to vote (use an assumed alias you cowards!).
The premise here is simple. Each week this month four(4) contestants will compete to be the winner for that week’s Mugshot Hairstyle Model. During the final week in April we will have the runoff for the contest’s winner. The votes are being tallied from the comments left in each thread. Let your votes be based upon real factors like 1) style gulliness, 2) hair length and 3) model’s prior convictions.
Vote or die you faggots. Here are this weeks Mugshot Hairstyle Models…
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DEVON DEWAYNE ANDREWS DEVON wants to use his Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling career to open the doors for him to start working with the children. Preferably those under 12 years of age. |
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TIMOTHY J. LEITCH TIMOTHY came to the Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling school as part of a twelve step probation program. TIM also likes to cook and collect seashells by the seashore |
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JULIAS LERON RUMPH With a resume filled with items like resisting authorities, domestic battery and sale of cocaine you wonder where JULIAS finds the time to do his Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling. Looks like time is going to be something that JULIAS will have a lot of too. Five to fifteen years as a Mugshot Hairstyle Model |
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HARRY SESHAWN THOMPSON HARRY loves the ladies, but not in a bad way is what he tells us. Ever since he got into Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling he admits that he hasn’t had to force himself onto people. |