THE NEW CLASSICS…

April 10th, 2006

polo '3' knit

The ADDICT always has to copp something crispy to open up a new season. Even though he has I.T.’s on ice from the 1980’s he has never been one not to look forward for the new hotness. His favorite label Polo Ralph Lauren is having their semi annual sale online.

When you shop at POLO.COM just type in the code SPRING2006 at your checkout to receive 30% off your total costs.

Thanks for the code AMANDA.

nautical jawn

lobster rug face

labster rug back

VOTE FOR PEDRO!

April 10th, 2006

Vote for Pedro AF2's

“He will make your wildest dreams come true”
– NAPOLEON DYNAMITE

True story is that I bought these kicks for LARRY BROWN’s inaugural season on the bench at MSG, but we all know about the fiasco that the Knicks were this season. So now its baseball season and I’m still in a New York state of mind. The Knickerbockers loss will have to be the Metropolitans’ gain. This time I will buy some tickets early instead of playing the parking lot. I have a few VOTE FOR PEDRO tees left, they are all size 2x 100% preshrunk cotton. You could support the website and help me clear out my apartment at the same time.

vote for pedro

At least you’ll get a shirt and a follow up e-mail for your $15. I sent $18 to Beautiful Hustle because they were panhandling for scrilla and do you think they even sent me a thank you e-mail?!? Maybe they didn’t really need my chips and they were just trying to see who would piece them off. Well, I could use the money. I spend hundreds of dollars on my ‘snail mail’ projects and I could use some support from my friends.

Ultimately, my money goes to making the rich richer anyhoo. The Mets organization is plotting the big land grab along with the Yankees and I am ready to jump on the bandwagon early. The new stadium proposals that both of these teams have on their respective tables will cede the land to the ballclubs permanently.

site plan

The previous arrangements were that the ballclubs were tenants on city property and they paid the city rent (theoretically). In the new deal these clubs will own the land and therefore may develop the property’s with the uses that they see fit. The Mets ballpark will be smaller as far as occupant load which will raise the value of each individual seat because I can’t imagine that the greediest people on the planet would be interested in making less money. With less people in the park that means concessions will be more expensive too so that the bottom line is maintained.

new shea

I am not even gonna start bitching about the cost that the city will pick up in order for the Mets and Yanks to move into their new digs. I charge all of that to the game. It’s called Boardroom Hustling 101, bitches. I just want a place to visit on a sunny summer afternoon after the grass is freshly cut, and the kielbasa is cooked to a crisp, but not burnt.

Bread and circuses bitches, all I want is my bread and circuses

new shea

Jig Athletes Olympics Aftermath

April 10th, 2006

shaniece

All of the residual effects of winning a gold medal are still not clear, but there is some progress being made by jig athletes to market themselves after the Olympics are over with.

JAROME IGINLA has an action figure that is produced by McFarlane Sports.

jarome

and sweetchuck speedskater SHANI DAVIS has a Barbie doll.

shaniece

I Don’t Blame the Lacrosse Team, I Blame Women…

April 9th, 2006

white blue devil

Yeah, I said it.

I blame women for the situation that occurred off the Duke University campus. I started off by blaming white supremacy, but that was too easy and too vague. I moved from white supremacy to accusing the Black male pysche which often seems to be in competition with the Black female. Next I migrated to rap music as it is popularly construed. Videos by NELLY and other artists that have reduced women to faceless, sometimes headless pieces of ass are part of the reason why women are disregarded as humans. But then I arrived at the true source of where the blame should rest. Not with the victims of the alleged crime but with the female species as a whole.

Females account for approximately half of the Earth’s population. What do they do with this plurality? They buy cosmetics and raunchy panties with the pussyhole cut out. They buy stiletto heels and birth control pills. They support their degradation 24 hours a day. There should no longer be any act of violence against a woman considered a crime until they start taking responsibility for the carnage that they have co-signed. The next time you are in the club and the song gets played where the rappers say, “Bitches aint shit, but hos and tricks”, watch how many women jump up to dance.

Please explain to me how the hell can we blame the good people at the Duke University Lacrosse team for trying to choke a ho down?!?

If you don’t agree with this PSA then you can talk to me directly at william_h_sunday@dallaspenn.com.

GAME REBELLION

April 9th, 2006

the rebels

Don’t be skerred, GAME REBELLION is here to save Hip-Hop from itself. Come and see the the Rebels live and direct this weekend at ‘The Hook’ in Red Hook, Brooklyn.

GAME REBELLION
April 15, 2006 @ 9.30pm
The Hook
18 Commerce Street
free shuttle bus service from the Carroll Street ‘F/G’ train station

Listen to their music at MySpace and tell me if you don’t think these dudes are what the game’s been missing