PAM ANDERSEN = FAG HAG

March 26th, 2006

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It was one thing for PAM ANDERSEN to hang out with KANGAY, but to be holding hands with GAY J she has officially confirmed her status as the Hollyhood fag hag.

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R.I.P. McNASTY

March 26th, 2006

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Before I get all sick over the Big East representing so thorough in this years NCAA tournament I thought I should give some love to my brother that brought his brand of Brooklyn excitement to the hardwood. CONRAD McRAE was nicknamed McNASTY for the ferocious zeal that he played the game with. His specialties were thunderous slam dunks and emphatic shot rejections.

CONRAD was a athletic and energetic player, but at 6ft. 9in. he was undersized to play the center position in the big leagues despite finishing Syracuse with a stellar career. CONRAD took his game overseas and found tremendous success playing in the Italian and Turkish leagues. The following press blurb was taken from the Ankara Daily News…

Con man “A hat-trick of basketball stories for you today, the first one we would prefer not to have to write. Forward Conrad McRae has died of a heart attack while in training with the Denver Nuggets. McRae was well known to Turkish basketball lovers from spells with Fenerbahce and Efes Pilsen. In his Fener days, he made himself one of the most popular players in the Turkish League, not only because of his fluent points scoring but because of his flamboyant style and crowd-pleasing antics. With Efes he was less successful. Some of the magic seemed to have gone and it was apparent he was never going to be the team player then- coach Aydin Ors wanted. The club released McRae before he had completed a single season. Nevertheless the fans will remember with affection the sight of him soaring in like a giant eagle for one of the slam dunks he and they so loved.”

That’s just how I remember ol’ boy too.

R.I.P. McNASTY

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STROKER & HOOP: I Barely Knew Ye

March 25th, 2006

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My homie ANDREW told me that the humps at Adult Swim have cancelled my favorite television show, ‘STROKER & HOOP’. The show was running directly after the ‘BOONDOCKS’ on Sunday nights.

STROKER & HOOP‘ was a terrific spoof of all the detective buddy films that have graced the big and small screens. The scripting was raunchy and yet strangely cerebral. ‘S & H’ and the show ‘SQUIDBILLIES’ were the perfect chasers for the runaway train that the ‘BOONDOCKS’ has become. It’s no wonder that I was a big fan of this show because the directors were pulled from the Saturday Night Live ‘T.V. Funhouse’ sketches.

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T.V. Funhouse‘ may have been the most irreverant show that has ever been broadcast on television. Its cast featured a dog that liked to eat his own poop, a neurotic rooster and a massively hung turtle (no brokeback). The show was just straight bananas and if you still enjoy the mary jane then I suggest you NetFlix the ‘TV FUNHOUSE’ DVD for a fun Saturday night.

And if you want to give me something for Christmas that you can be sure I will like you can start with the ‘STROKER & HOOP’ DVD.

ST. PATRICK’s DAY RECAP

March 25th, 2006

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White folks weren’t the only people losing their minds last weekend…

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DON’T FUCK THE POLICE

March 24th, 2006

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On March 26, 1995 ERIC ‘EASY-E’ WRIGHT passed away at Cedars-Sinai hospital in Los Angeles due to complications from the AIDS virus.

However, if you are going to fuck the police…
please wear a condom.

Peace.