BUZZ THIRST

May 5th, 2009

pink

I remember when this chick Pink first hit the scene. They had her on some bawdy R & B chanteuse type shit, but that didn’t really work since Black folks only fux with Jamaican girls who dye their hair pink. . And even then not so much (see Patra)

Pink’s next shot was as a country western singer, but that failed too for all the American Idol and MySpace singers that are coming into the music business. Pink can’t seem to catch a break in the pop singer pecking order. CRISTINA AGUILERA gets married and pregnant. CARRIE UNDERWOOD goes from American Idol to stadium status (yes TONY ROMO). Even BRITNEY SPEARS makes a ballyhooed comeback. KATY PERRY kisses a girl, and likes it?!?

KATY PERRY swagger jacked Pink’s lane right in front of her face. Pink was supposed to be the sexually ambiguous singer, but now she is stuck being the dykey tramp with the motocross riding boyfriend as her beard. Pink is hell’a thirsty for buzz. My advice to her is to hurry up and fill in the lane as the pill addicted former pop tart before AMY WINEHOUSE overdoses.

Getting Away With Murder…

May 4th, 2009

eff the popo

The awesome visuals for Eminem’s latest song ‘3AM’ translate nothing short of the notion that Eminem is going to kill shit again. The video is a maniacal tour de force of implied mutilation, decapitation and general horrorcore.

I love it to death as a piece of musical cinema, but one side of me wonders if any Black artists could get away with a mass murder music video, and not have to deal with the same people that put MICHAEL VICK in jail?

PrA’li not right?

That’s why it’s great to be young, gifted and white.

Can You Hear Me Now?!?

May 4th, 2009

killa

Cam’Ron album release party 2nite!

Hot 97 presents Cam’ron

Exclusive Crime Pays CD Release Performance

hosted by Funkmaster Flex

May 4,2009

Doors open @ 8 PM

Concert starts @ 9PM

Highline Ballroom

Located at 431 W 16th St

Between 9th and 10th Ave

Where Are You Yeezy?!?

May 3rd, 2009

yeezy

As I walked my favorite retail sneaker corridor – West 34th Street, I chopped it up with some of the sneaker fiends thatr had been camped out for several days in anticipation of the latest release of NIKE’s Air Yeezy sneakers.

To say the least the conversations and interactions were fun. These dudes and dudettes(who knew?) are the reason why I keep collecting my shoes. At the end of the day it is all for the love of rubber and leather. These folks got sole.

NaS Won…

May 3rd, 2009

illmatic

Editor’s note: This excellent counterpoint submitted from FRANK D. is in response to Friday’s drop titled ‘Jay-Z Won…’

Yo Dallas,

I have been reading your blog for a while now.

I like it a lot.

Sometimes when I am walking on the street, I see a big black dude, and I say “That’s Dallas!”

But it hasn’t been yet. Someday, I guess.

Anyway, I am finally writing because of this: I saw Nasir in concert for the first time last night.

At Hunter college. In what was basically a high school auditorium.

It was, quite simply, like church.

You see, I am a 31 year old dude. I grew up in Queens. In Douglaston. I have been listening to Illmatic for 15 years now… 15 years!?!

I never wanted to see the dude perform, because I thought he could never live up to what i had built up in my mind. That album is really one of the most important pieces of art that I have ever come across. So when I finally went to see him last night, I was almost nervous that my impression would be ruined. I have read tons of stuff saying that he was lazy in concert, et cetera.

Anyway.

It was amazing. Maybe 1500 or 2000 people rapping along, verbatim, to New York State of Mind. I just stood there and watched. There were some goosebump moments, but mostly I just thought about how important this album was. It is really on the level of some Picasso or Shakespeare stuff. I mean, if the true measure of ART is how it affects people, emotionally, then Illmatic is art of the highest caliber. The people in this crowd were moved. There were moments where he just stood there and listened to the crowd as they rapped to him.

I couldn’t help but to think about gospel music and preachers…

Then I started to think about the man himself. He has really aligned himself with the underdog, and this is important. Isn’t this what hip hop is about? Likkle ghetto youf? He went through the whole catalog, and it was hit after hit, and the hits were mostly 1) sort of smart and, 2) sort of important. I have seen what you wrote about ‘I Can‘ and I agree… This is what rap music was supposed to be.

I think it is important for us to remember that this is what the music is about; that someone like Nas is really what an MC is supposed to be.

And the other thing that really came home to me last night that is that comparing him to Shawn Carter isn’t really of any use. Nas is of the people for the people (as much as a “rapper” can be), and Shawn is a product, no?

I don’t know, I wanted to talk to you about this, because I thought you would get it.

Hope this message finds you well. Please write some more stories about you are your boys when you were young and stealing cars, those posts are really beautiful.

All the best.

Frank