DNA = Do Not Ask…

April 20th, 2009

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I can’t blame any of y’all for keeping your mouths quiet as kept women.

Shit is crazy right now in the game.

What game?

How the hell should I know what game?!?

The Federal Bureau of Investigation along with several states have increased the parameters for which they will extract DNA from people. It used to be just for sexual crimes and homicides, but now they are taking samples from people who write bad checks and immigrants.

Basically poor people.

I can only imagine the abuses (read: real uses) for creating this overwhelming DNA database. This might be how they prevent me from going to the moon. You do know that the spaceships taking people to the moon will use DNA readers?

Even less people will be allowed to go to Mars.

I can’t believe you didn’t already know this?

Beast From The East Now Best In The West…

April 20th, 2009

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CHAUNCEY BILLUPS is tragically underrated. How steady and clutch had he been for the Pistons? How many teams has dude played for in the Association? I’m not saying that Denver will outlast Los Angeles in the Conference championship but if there is anyone that can add the hardbody center to CARMELO’s marshmallow personality it is BILLUPS. He is even more hardbody than KENYON MARTIN. Print that last line.

I was hoping the Rockets would have been the #2 seed in the West mainly because KENNY from Kenny’s Kitchen would have hooked the kid up with at least an extra chicken wing with my pork fried rice. RON ARTEST deserves some kind of award for the game he played this season in Houston. TRACEY McGRADY a/k/a Cupcake is done for the year and the Rockets are a better team without him. Rockets see L.A. in the second round though. No way in hell the league will let ARTEST manhandle Showbee BRYANT. Print that.

I need to start showing LeBRON some love [ll]. His coronation from the Association made me feel a kind of way, but who would know better than the dudes that made TIM DONAGHY a household name? What can I say about LeBreezy that hasn’t been said? And even if these contests were rigged it wasn’t TIM DONAGHY scoring baskets for LeBRON. If the Association were just going to gift the Cavaliers the LARRY O’BRIEN trophy there would be no reason for the Playoffs now would there? The Cavs do come out of the East this year though. Print that.

DERRICK ROSE is clearly the rookie of the year. Will Chicago take down the champs in the 1st round though? Chicago has been on a pretty mighty run when you consider P-City winning the DP.com NCAA pool, Obama being elected prexy, OPRAH on Twitter and KanYe getting his own sneakers with Nike and Louis Vuitton. I think that ruined all the good luck that the Bulls could used to get into the second round. Boston runs the Bulls out in six. Print that.

SSSNIKT!!!

April 19th, 2009

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Props to Dirty Jerz for the headline.

I O.D.’d on Wolverine this weekend thanks to my connect JaiSlayer. I’ve had the Wolverine vs. Hulk cartoon and the X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie on constant rewind. Both joints are must see films if you fux with the X-Men some kind of way.

While the cartoon is definitely for a younger audience the movie is also going to appeal to younger fans of the X-Men, especially those of us that have no recollection of the historical canon that established the Logan/Wolverine character. I typically don’t mind when moviemakers fux with some of the details in a character’s history. Just as long as they don’t fux with the essence of the character.

Wolverine is still a bad ass in the film even though he doesn’t kill too many villains on screen. You get the feeling that he would do some of the crazy shit he says he’ll do if you get in his way. HUGH JACKMAN has been one of the truest portrayals in the previous X-Men movies. In this film he is almost relegated to a supporting character role. LIEV SCHREIBER is that good as Sabretooth.

Everybody cast for this film did a great job. Even Will.I.Am in the role of the mutant Kestrel was surprisingly good. The ret-conned storyline for Deadpool was the only facet that was a little annoying to me. I still can’t wait to watch this film on the big screen. Marvel Comics is bringing a nice little storyline together between Iron Man, The Hulk and Wolverine. I think Captain America will be a nice addition to this thread. The Avengers movie will be off the effin’ chain.

The Wolverine vs. Hulk cartoon was dope as hell. We get a bit of background on the Weapon X program as well as a look at the revisioned Team X. With all the ret-conning that takes place now as comics are converted into motion picture media I just look at each chapter as a story unto itself. I can’t get too upset when characters are given revised origins so long as they don’t make the characters into some cornball children’s mascot. Wolverine handing out flowers?!? No fucking way.

wolvie

Black Thought Blacks Out…

April 19th, 2009

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‘Reality Check’

From the new JayStayPaid mixtape by NatureSounds.

This is the verse that Black Thought uses to open the Roots $10 Jam Sessions.

thx 2 Nah’Right

Run DMC = G.O.A.T. Rap Duo…

April 19th, 2009

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A big shout goes out to Run DMC for being elected into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame. Hip-Hop is really bigger than rock music though. The best Hip-Hop deejays spin funk, soul, jazz, rock and even classical music. Anything that will make you nod your head to the beat is fair game. R.I.P. Jason Mizell.

Here’s something for you to do at home if this is a lazy basketball watching Sunday for you. I’ve put together another one of my ridiculously truthful, but infamously totally unscientific bar graphs which charts the greatest rap music duos of all time. Actually, we have only graphed the top 5 so all of you Whodini and Nice & Smooth stans might be a bit butthurt.

The determining factors were the influence on the rap genre itself while also considering the lyrical content of the artists and their overall catalog. The biggest point of contention has been the placement of Redman and Method Man ahead of OutKast AND A Tribe Called Quest. What most complainants have been unable to register is that Redman has given birth to the styles of Grammy winning rapper Ludacris and the rapper in every whites top 5 – Eminem.

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The point I’m stressing here is that Redman and Method Man may not have a catalog as a duo with the same sales numbers as some of the other artists in the top 5 but when you consider their overall body of work you are looking at two of the most important and prolific artists of all time with the rap music genre.

Plus, How High >>> Idlewild, and the Meth & Red show > Class of 3000