We Got Torture For That Ass…

April 19th, 2009

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I’m starting to see that there aren’t too many differences between G DUBBZ and OBAAMA. The new administration has acted like a shield (Nick Fury?) to the past misdeeds of the previous admin. Even to the point that DICK CHENEY is caught on tape going to Israel to start some shit and OBAAMA says nothing as if it were just some frat house hijinks.

There’s no way you can bring that horse back to the barn now that it has been set free. I’m pretty sure on an island off the Maltese coast we have some facility where we attach people’s nuttsachs to car batteries. The fact that we aren’t doing it on Cuba any longer doesn’t really count. The internets has made our bastardry global like that.

Though I wouldn’t even be concerned with shit happening halfway around the globe. I think we are going to find some new levels of torture right here in this hemisphere. OBAAMA is backing the Mexican government in their sale war on drugs. i’m sure there are going to be some cartel bosses who need to be waterboarded or whatever crazy technique the CIA uses to put people in check. I don’t see why not, considering that OBAAMA is signing the waivers.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: Why Must I Cry?

April 19th, 2009

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^ lifted from TwitPic –> JaRouge

Was Joe Budden’s latest music video cinematically inspired by the classic Reh Dogg clip of ‘Why Must I Cry’?

Like LEN WARNER used to say, “let’s take it to the videotape”

THANK GOD IT’s FRIDAY…

April 18th, 2009

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Still going in with this photoblog ish…

Beats & Brands had the free Ciroc for the people. Even the fools fell through. I see you Menasaur. The night started off dope like that and the Go In Brothers were in full effect. Shouts to CHAD MILLER. We had Ruffian in the building along HOBBS, Blagovelli, LowKey and a special Friday night appearance from XXL online boss CARL CHERY.

As you can imagine, the free Ciroc had folks twisted, but the party ended early and we all wondered what to do with the rest of our evening.

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The Go In Brothers made an executive decision to motivate to Santos Party House. Right now Santos is the hottest shit on two wheels and that was evident by all the people that were standing on line waiting to be let in. Santos security wouldn’t let me in because I may have been too drunk already.

I needed someone with pull to zoop me in that joint. RapRadar’s ELLIOT WILSON and Village Slum’s MEL COLE both fronted on the kid. Fuck your real life celebrity status! Santos had a shitload of talent on the sidewalk so I sidewalk pimped until I got bored.

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Ruffian dipped off on us when the Santos security started fronting so that left HOBBS, CARL SHERY and I. CARL being the enterprising cat he is made it inside of the party. He came back out to see if he could help HOBBS and I get in. I was too far gone to be allowed in on this night. I was starting shit with the security and just being the annoying drunk dude.

What was left of the Go In Brothers decided to go in somewhere that wanted us. We went to Sutra for Mikey Fresh’s birthday party. Sutra was packed and lively. I like this spot because they keep it underground and Hip-Hop.

Literally.

The basement party room was crazy. Mikey had a gaggle of Asian girls for me too. Too bad I couldn’t partake of the menu. I’m damn near married and I had a commuter rail train to catch.

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There is the 2:30am train out of Penn Station and the 4:30am joint. The latter is filled with miserable alcoholics and junkies who remind you of your despicable mortality. The 2:30am train isn’t as bad. There are mostly quiet drunks and the like. It isn’t as depressing as the 4:30am train because you still have the possibility of doing something for yourself after you wake up.

When I am on the 4:30am train I know that my following day will be smashed and incoherent. The hangover and subsequent headache are almost unbearable. So why do I do this shit? Because I am an alcoholic and a junkie. Two steps removed from a twelve step ten years ago. I stumble and tumble towards tomorrow.

But for the grace of GOD here go I…

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LOOKING THRU MY LENS…

April 18th, 2009

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I’ve been getting it in with the mini-digital camera lately. Just to change the pace a little bit. Take a walk with me around New York City as I open up the sights and scenes of my second life at night as the internets celebrity all about town…

Outside of the day job I found myself mesmerized by the Woolworth building. I’ve always loves the gothic architectural details on the building’s limestone facade. I think this skyscraper is 100yrs old. I give a shout to the engineers that designed the steel framework that supports this landmark.

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Wing Wong is my spot. I cops the crispy duck over white rice for lunch when I only have $5. Since I got paid today I treated myself to a wonton soup as well. The chili paste ain’t nothing to fux with, but I fux with it everytime.

Fuck your menu you can read! The super official menu is that joint taped to the mirror.

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Stopped thru the adidas Originals store because I thought there was going to be an obama, but I had my dates effed up. adidas OG got some joints but the folks that work here are a bunch of weirdos. They must be the Nike Sportswear rejects.

This is why adidas and I can never seem to see each other, when I am ready to fux with them I experience some douchebaggery that turns me away from the brand. Some sweetchuck stepped to me and told me that I could photograph the sneakers.

WTF?!?

Don’t sweat it homey, I won’t be coming back.

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The SCULLY brothers hanging out at Big Ced’s party in Negril Village. I might have to get some shit poppin’ off with these dudes. These cats have a smooth ass swagger[ll] that isn’t fake or forced. Take heed internets…

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I see Maybachs so much now I think that these cars are fugazi now. These shits must be made by General Motors. I wonder what are the cars that the real rich people are being driven around in?

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All Day I Dream About Skateboarding…

April 17th, 2009

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I found myself at the adidas Orginals store yesterday evening because I got my obama calendar fuxed up. It turns out the obama at adidas OG isn’t until next week Thursday. It looks like I won’t be available for that joint anyhoo so I’m glad I got a chance to put some time in now.

adidas is jumping on the bandwagon that Nike has been pushing for the last several years which is to highlight alternate athletic lifestyle sports. No fishsticks, just in case to the use of the word alternate. Nike SB has been killing the streets (read: internets) for a minute now. I don’t know how far adidas is going to dive into the skateboarding movement but if they do I hope they label that brand adidaSB.

Yeah, I know, but still and all that shit looks dope to me.

These adidaSB mids are cats pajamas too. I love the materials and the colorways. I may have to cop two(2) pairs of these on the strength of their starting pricepoint being only $85. You can’t get a pair of Nike SB Dunk lo’s for that amount. I can, but you can’t, and that is my point. At least adidaSB is accessible to kids who are really going to be getting it in on a deck or push a BMX through its paces. The shoes are substantial as well. They won’t be falling apart on your feet while you grind hardbody.

adidaSB for the win!

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