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Some of the schoolkids in Gaza lucked out and got to go on vacation early.

Too bad for some of these kids it was a permanent vacation.

Now that birds are widely recognized for taking down airliners I was thinking that G DUBBZ would make his last official act while in office to place these waterfowl on the “axis of evil” terrorism watch list.

This way we can start profiling these dangerous, life threatening birds like we already do the Blacks and arabs…

Canadian Geese
Don’t get it twisted into thinking that Canada loves our democracy so much. Canadian geese don’t. You know they are not a freedom loving flock when they tried to get all Heavens Gate on that U.S. Airways jet.

Mallards
I feel like the mallards are like the equivalent of the Jordanians or the Syrians because you know they harbor terrorists in their flock but due to their historical connection to us (Donald Duck, Daffy) we let them get a pass.

Pheasants
The pheasants are definitely the Palestinians of the bird species. They are just annoying and bothersome. They will all be dead eventually.

Seagulls
Seagulls have been a problem since way back. Where do you think the phrase ‘Keeping it gully’ originated? The seagulls would have to be like the Ethiopians/Somalians/Egyptians/Kushites of the waterfowl game. They been around forever and they ain’t going no where no matter what we do.