SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

January 14th, 2009

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Today was a monster day for comic book collectors because Marvel Comics released their highly sought after Spiderman x Barack Obama issue. Shouts to 2HungryBrothers for offering to give me their copy.

I was more wrapped up in visiting PETE from Premium Laces to see if he had anything on the come up table.

PETE was willing to give me this pair of NIKE Dunk Lo Supremes just because we are cool like that. I wouldn’t walk out of his shop though without leaving something since PETE has a nice loyal staff that he has to pay every week.

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These Dunks Supremes are sick to def. High grade leather all around and some crazy wild details.

They are meant to be the streetwear version of the soccer boots worn by superstar RONALDINHO

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Since I can’t think of a more boring, gheyer sport than soccer I decided that I should rename my Dunks for something that I enjoy and that would naturally be superheroes and comic books. My absolute G.O.A.T. superhero is the Batman in all of his incarnations.

I came to follow the Batman during Neal Adams tenure on the book. It was actually the Ra’s Al Ghul storyline that Adams penciled that were my first books.

These Dunk Supremes remark the classic blue grey Batman colorway with the yellow accents added on.

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Dunk Supremes are the Rolls Royce of the NIKE Dunk line. Yes, they are even better than SB’s. Their construction features multiple layers of tightly seamed leathers along with Zoom Air heel units and all kinds of detailed stitching.

Peep out the clear rubber outsole and you can see that these Dunks are for stunting hardbody on your way into the party and even on your way out.

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Joint the party 2nite with DP and a whole host of sneaker fiends on the Obsessive Sneaker Disorder radio talk show.

Every Wednesday night from 9:30 until whenever we talk about sneakers and everything else that we want to. Mostly sneakers though.

My promise to you is that even if you aren’t a sneaker fiend on my level you will enjoy the podcast. Tune in here 2nite!

ObamaGrrl’s Sexy White House Calendar…

January 14th, 2009

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Let’s hear it for the girls who take on all comers.

And we did say comers.

For the next twelve months the ObamaGrrl will pleasure herself to these prospective White House cabinet hotties.

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January = STEVEN CHU – Energy Secretary
Celebrate the first month and the Chinese new year with this super big brain physicist that will figure out a way for us to power our hybrid cars with the assfarts from all the arugula that we will now be mandated to consume.

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February = ERIC HOLDER – Attorney General
It’s Black History Month and time to rock out with the other sort-of Black dude in the White House. Back in the days of ‘Roots’ these dudes weren’t Black enough, but the pendulum has swung and now they are just Black enough. Light skin wins in the ’09.

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March = MICHELLE OBAMA – First Lady
Ladies first in March for Woman’s History Month and no lady comes before the First Lady. No, we meant that literally. ObamaGrrl sit your ho ass down. First Lady goes in on the presidential package first. Who do you think this president is? BILL CLINTON?!?

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April = ARNE DUNCAN – Education Secretary
The education secretary is a former pro cager from Australia who used to play pickup games with the president. I just hope the plan for reforming the education system isn’t to send the increasing numbers of high school dropouts to basketball camp. That would certainly be March Madness.

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May = TIMOTHY GEITHNER – Treasury Secretary
President of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York and a dude with a Swiss sounding surname which tells me that he knows where all the fucking money is that BERNARD MADOFF stole.

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June = SANJAY GUPTA – Surgeon General
I have got to get myself a television. Someone told me that he is the doctor from CNNews, and here it is I thought he was the doctor from that program ‘Heroes’.

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July = PETER ORSZAG – Management and Budget Secretary
I’m stunned and saddened. I didn’t think it was possible that anyone could wear a wig which was worse than ROD BLAGOJEVICH’s.

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August = SHAUN DONOVAN – Housing secretary
Converting all of America’s former factories into luxury loft apartments is a daunting task.

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September = JON FAVREAU – Head speach writer (read: weed carrier)
The Obama administration will be the first one filled with real surfers and stoners.

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October = RAHM EMMANUEL – Chief of Staff
Is there any title in politricks more pauseworthy than Chief of Staff [ll]? I think RAHM EMMANUEL is so crafty that he will make KARL ROVE appear to be shiftless and lazy. You see how he regulated shit in the BLAGOJEVICH mess? RAHM is not to be effed with. Word to the mossad.

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November = BARACK OBAMA – President
Give thanks in November to B.O. Not body odor, but BARACK OBAMA. He is the reason for the season. Although because he is halfrican I’m sure he has some kind of crazy B.O.

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December = ObamaGrrl – Presidential video vixen
This is what I am asking Santa for on Christmas.

THE DEATH OF HIP-HOP…

January 14th, 2009

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Forensic videologists (read: YouTube fans) have uncovered the fact that Hip-Hop was killed at some point in the 1980’s prior to the so-called “Golden Years” of the 1990’s.


via the Consumerist

Shadow Clones And Invisible Men…

January 13th, 2009

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Just when you thought that America’s deep-seeded and institutionalized racism was the worst on our planet we get reminded of the people who popped that ‘Us vs. Them’ thing off when it comes to ethnicity and skin color.

The British society has been more mentally brutal and oppressive in the lives of the ‘other’ than any government you might imagine. Moreso than even the Dutch, who were just generally brutal to everyone that wasn’t Dutch.

The Brits created a fierce desire in their subjects to attain nationality, no matter what the cost. Here in America we have soldiers from Mexico and Ecuador fighting for us but they know that their families will receive a few pesos when they die.

The ‘other’ that soldiers for Britain does so out of a sense of faux-nationalism that somehow their sacrifice will make England stronger. Ain’t that a blip from Blipsburg? People getting their asses shit the fuck off for a flag and an anthem.

I wonder if soldiers from the ‘other’ even get a nice folded flag mailed to their moms flat when they don’t return? Black soldiers in Britain get little else for their troubles. No promotions, no commendations and no effin’ respect. I point you to this article…

Long March Of The Black British Soldier

After remarks were made by the Prince of England on a videotaped training session describing one of the servicemen as, “our little Paki friend, Ahmed” there has been widespread handwringing in England. All of a sudden the Brits act like they accidentally imported racism from America along with the sugar.

The truth of the matter is that serviceman was a diminutive Pakistani born soldier. A British subject, and proud of it is what my great-grandmother might say since she held tight to her roots in Nevis. I don’t think Ahmed took offense to this remark for one minute. Mostly because racism is so integral a component within the Western military system that you have to divorce yourself from the reality of your birthskin.

Seriously speaking, who the hell is Ahmed going to be lobbing missiles at? People that will more than likely look like he does. Ahmed’s name might as well become Paki since it can no longer describe his origins or his culture. This is the true story of the clones. They have forsaken individualism for the idea of a faceless state. The clones are as much victims as the people on the other side of their blaster rifles.

They are invisible men with no country and no homeland so don’t even try to look into their eyes to find a soul.

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DP On Twitter…

January 13th, 2009

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I have just reached the aw3s0me benchmark (for me) of having 500 people subscribe to my Twitter feed. To celebrate this momentous occasion I have developed some software that I believe will be the future of social netwoking.

“Am using this software that allows me to chat on AIM, Gmail, MySpace, Friendster, BlackPlanet and my Skype acct.

It’s called Sphinctron3000”

Not to be confused with the Sphincter 3000…

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Endorsed by Andre3000

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