Kill ‘Yo Television!

December 15th, 2008

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Everybody is being gassed up to change their televisions units into HD compatible because all the companies that dictate what signal they will send off are all switching up to digital?!?

I will be honest with y’all and say that I haven’t followed this story to the fullest. I don’t fucking care actually. The reason being is that I don’t watch any broadcast television on my t.v. set. I watch DVDs and my old ass VHS tapes. If there is any broadcast news content I want to see I get it from the internets.

This is the future of broadcasting. Period. People get to choose the content they want to view WHEN they want to view it. NBC Universal has figured out a way to monetize their television content over the internets. They have all kinds of clips from Saturday Night Live posted on Hulu.com. The commercials have been pared down to 10 seconds or less. I watch ‘The Office’ on Hulu all the time. The show is now like 22mins long. What do I do with the 8mins I just shaved off that program? I watch pr0n of course.

My new shit is xnxx.com. Go there on YOUR time and type in the keywords ‘Caroline threesome’. That shit is hard fucking body.

I thought I could set you folks up with a few videos that I have been fucking with that you could peep from your offices. Lord knows that the next two weeks are possibly the least productive days for office workers in the country. Most of you are scrambling to pick up those last minute holiday gifts and the what not. Before you go out and brave the crowds enjoy these videos from the YT’s.

That’s YouTubes you know?

IF THE SHOE FITS…

December 15th, 2008

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‘They Shoe-tin’ or ‘G Dubbz: Sole Survivor’

LMFAO that some television reporter throws both of his shoes at G Dubbz.

Unfortunately, that political gesture is about six years too late.

(and hundreds of thousands of lives, but who’s counting now?)

Just as late as the Secret Service agents were to respond.

I can only hope that niggy prexy OBAAMA has some more thorough dudes watching his back because you know the haters will not be hurling loafers at his octaroon ass.

Deep Thoughts On The Sweet Science…

December 14th, 2008

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DP quoth Jack Handey…

“If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors.”

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“In boxing I don’t think it’s smart to let the other guy’s hands touch your face because, I mean like, you don’t know where his hands have been.”

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“To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.”

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Still Watching This Kid…

December 14th, 2008

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Way back in April we found out that Kid Cudi was gonna be that new-new. If you didn’t believe me then maybe his stints on the ‘808s & Heartbreak’ album convinced you.

Featured below is the Crookers Remix for ‘Day N’ Nite’ I use to get my iNternets Celebrities workout on. Unfortunately for me, the i.C. workout is only jogging through the McDonald’s parking lot to buy a Futuristic Brunch.

R.I.P. BETTIE MAE PAGE

December 13th, 2008

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BETTIE PAGE is part of the reason that some women make shitloads of cash doing pr0n. PAGE didn’t do pr0n though. All she did was expose the hypocrisy of our culture when we see the female form.

At least she didn’t die penniless like some bum on the street. She led a curious life because during the 1960’s she left the modeling business totally. PAGE only resurfaced during the last decade or so. She had been signing photos and memoribilia at conventions and the what not. PAGE was a little embarrassed at her fandom since she didn’t consider herself beautiful.

I hope some of you video ho’s out there say a quick prayer for your patron goddess.