POLITRICKS 2008: The Numbers Game…

December 11th, 2008

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President elect OBAAMA hasn’t even had a chance to take a crap in the Oval Office toilet before the shit has hit the fan. You must have heard the story about the arrest of Illinois’ governor ROD BLAGOJEVICH (say that shit 5x fast) and the latest news that he was apparently about to tab JESSE JACKSON III for the Senate seat that has been vacated by OBAAMA’s ascension.

The Governor was supposedly holding out for more money. But only a million? A Senate seat is worth 100x that amount considering that these dudes are giving banks upwards of $75Billion and the auto makers are about to get their billion dollar welfare checks any day now. A million dollars seems like the kind of pocket change that Pacman Jones would bring to a strip club to throw up in the air.

I think that OBAAMA is lucky that this dude got pinched when he did before it leaked out in the open how much more underhanded shit was going down in the Springfield statehouse. Chicago politricks is notorious for their corruption and double deals. I’d like to know who the emissary on behalf of JESSE JACKSON III was. Could it have been JESSE? The “run Jesse, run” JESSE?

Earlier this year we saw the downfall of Client #9. Now we have the scandal of Candidate #5. As soon as the next number comes in I will be playing the straight off the Big Red sheet at the barbershop.

Los Angeles Stand Up!

December 11th, 2008

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My people’s, DJ SPINNA, will be in your area this Friday. Cancel whatever you were doing before you got this notice. KeiStar Productions are the folks that bring you the annual STEVIE WONDER tribute and the always crazy Prince vs. MICHAEL JACKSON parties.

The name of the event is Flavors. And that is what will be going down all night long. If you ain’t too cool to have a good time I promise you this will be the most fun you have had in the club in a looooong time.

FLAVORS (L.A. version)
90’s Party – Best Of Hip-Hop * Reggea * R&B

w/ DJ SPINNA (WonderWax / BBE) & J.ROCC (Beat Junkies / Stones Throw)

ECHOPLEX
1154 Glendale
Los Angeles, CA
9pm-2am

*Make sure you tell them who sent you.*

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

December 10th, 2008

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Editor’s note: This drop was swiped from Grand Master’s blog.

Saturday morning, after spending the prior night on-campus, I woke up early and headed into the city for the second installment of the Sneaker Fiends Unite NYC Tour.

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10:55 MTA commuter to Grand Central = 12:20 ETA.

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This time, MC GANJI aka my b-girl homey Soyoon rolled along to take her first trip through and around the gritty city a/k/a The Rotten Apple. No better way to do it than with an OG New Yorker.

Linking up with Dallas and fellow New Haven resident Encyclopedia Black in Grand Cent, we headed uptown to Harlem, then over to Fordham Road, BX, where homeboy Nattiez had parked the whip and was awaiting our arrival.

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Form like Voltron (except not those wack Voltron Reeboks… truth be told, we were clowning on Reebok all day. Sorry, rbk).

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Soyoon a/k/a GANJI b/k/a Zoey.

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Dallas and Nattiez, indigenous NYers.

After trekking all day and staying light on the copping, we headed uptown to Harlem’s Vault, where Dallas had a connect.

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The store was still decked out from the previous week’s winter ACG launch party. Real talk, Nike is pushing this ACG line hard in the urban markets this quarter: from Dr. Jays to Vault, nearly every location we rolled through had ACG gear and kicks on blast, specially those ACG boots.

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Batman Bapesta FS-001’s on display.

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Art of the Vault.

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After much deliberation, Soyoon copped her first ever pair of Nikes – a premium looking little pair of Women’s Dunk Lows. With perforated toebox material and solid color blocking, I am saying that these were a good call on her part.

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Vault – where Harlem stays laced.

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GANJI also copped a tee and some other miscellaneous materials from Vault, leaving her moving weight in the hood like a dump truck.

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After Vault, we headed down to the L.E.S. to hit up Richie’s on Delancey and also my SoHo regular come-
ups, Staple Design’s The Reed Space (Chinese-run and-owned baby!!).

After Reed Space, we dropped by 169 Bowery, site of Reebok’s new pop-up shop in support of their relaunch of the Reebok Pump. Despite our crew’s general distaste for Reebok, we thought we would give them a chance to shine and win back our affections.

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Colorful and 80s-inspired interior design aside, the kicks were a generally lackluster lot. Nice try, Reebok; maybe next time. But you only get so many next times.

We finished up the tour at NoLiTa sneaker boutique Premium Laces, where Dallas got footage interviewing the manager and we got a chance to see some super-exclusive kicks in person.

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KAWS 1 World AF-1. (friends and family only… $3000.)

Despite their seemingly boundless selection, the prices at Premium Laces were, fittingly, premium, and so we all took a pass on that one.

Premium Laces, though, was only a block and a half away from one of my other key SoHo retailers, the US Uniqlo flagship store; bidding farewell to the rest of our retinue, Soyoon and I headed there, where I copped a down jacket and flannel on the low, in preparation for the upcoming winter months.

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Dinner on the train back. After a quick hour and a half nap, we were back in New Haven, leaving only a quick trek back to campus through a severe – if sudden – downpour, and the shuttle back to my door.

signing out,
-[SFU]GM.

WE LEFT OUR MOTHER’s BASEMENT!

December 9th, 2008

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Look what the iNternets Celebrities done did…

‘We Left Our Mother’s Basement’ – the DVD

We just released a DVD with six classic episodes all rendered in dramatic High Definition. You have to see the Ghetto Big Mac in HD. That shit has me buying them all over again because they look so damn good. You get nearly an hour runtime of i.C.’s videos for you to watch on your television. These DVD’s make excellent X-Mas stocking stuffers, or Chanukah, or Kwanzaa, or Festivus. I left off Ramadan not because of some anti-Muslim bias but because the i.C.’s are anti-fasting.

Buying this DVD is almost the equivalent of me coming over your house and sitting on your couch. If you live in NYC, Westchester, Long Island or as far south as Newark, NJ and you invite me over to your house I will come through and eat your food.

I tell you what. You buy a DVD and a t-shirt and I will come over your house and eat your food up. Seriously.

What, you didn’t know we had a t-shirt as well?

CHEA!

CHEA is the iNternets Celebrities call to action. It’s what RAFI and I say before we shake hands and become the Wonder Twins. I’m Zan [ll].

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CHEA was created by using the combination of the eastern philosophy for universal balance called chi and the “Oh Yeah!” that the giant Kool-Aid pitcher always yells out.

CHEA is str8 up magic, but only for those of you that believe. Do you believe you can fly? Do you believe you can touch the sky? Do you think about it every night and day? Do you want to spread your wings and fly away?

CHEA.

CHEA We Can Believe In.

True story is that over the weekend while I was at the Brokklyn Museum of Art I met this guy who attends Medgar Evars College right here in Crown Heights. He told me that he has been following my blogs for years. He even called me Billy X. Sunday. The best shit that he told me though was that my weblogs inspired him to be a writer. I was humbled instantly. Here is a young man that I wish would be buffeted with all of GOD’s blessings. Not because he fucks with my shit, but because he is doing his own shit to change this world as the editor-in-chief of his school’s newspaper.

I have been trying to change the world one Ghetto Big Mac at a time. One Futuristic Brunch at a time. One pissy phone booth at a time. One motherfucking quarter water at a time. Will y’all help me change the world too? If we do this together party people that is CHEAnge we can all believe in.

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December 9th, 2008

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