Mortgage Meltdown = Less Broken Homes…

September 9th, 2008

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My next career will be to find myself as a political strategist. Right beside me will be an economist and a statistician. The stats dude is like your cornerman in the boxing ring. He can tell you what spots to hit your opponent for the greatest effect.

All kinds of folks were shitting bricks when the news came down that the government would have to bail out super-mortgage lenders Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. This is some huge hiccup shit. The only thing worse would be a government rescue of the FDIC. If that shit has to go down then you can best believe motherfuckers will be jumping from skyscraper windows.

So with all the news of doom and gloom in the housing market there comes a ray of light from the darkness. The number of divorces in the U.S. has declined along with the value in real estate. As families have had to come to grips with the fact that most aren’t really into their significant other anymore they have been unable to separate themselves due to the heavy debtload their mortgages carry.

Broken Homes, Unwanted Houses

Imagine trying to sell your home to pay off your divorce lawyers when you find that the current appraisal is $100K less than you paid for the damn thing!?! This totally shifts the focus on that old adage, “Its cheaper to keep her”. Couples are finding banks reluctant to refinance the properties when only one income is maintaining the mortgage. The new American dream is now being able to afford your divorce lawyer.

Where is the politician taking credit for the housing collapse and mortgage meltdown by saying that he/she did this to keep families together? SARAH PALIN would totally bust her guns for this.

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POLITRICKS 2008: Required Reading…

September 9th, 2008

seuss

I’m known for giving folks books as baby shower gifts.

This one however goes out to a child who was allegedly born way back in April…

Here’s to hoping you find out who your real mommy is and that you don’t have to keep living your life as a political football.

seuss

Flipping Out Over Football…

September 7th, 2008

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The DP Dot Com Football Pool is underway again and I am bringing up the rear as usual [ll].

Even though I suck at picking the winners on any given Sunday that hasn’t diminished my love for the great American game. This will be one of the best seasons for the game. BRETT FAVRE has made the Jets a contender and the Patriots are not going to be world beaters this season. My Cowboys look awesome again.

I think the Super Bowl sleepers for this year could be the Eagles and the Steelers.

MICHAEL TURNER’s 220 rushing yards can make Atlanta fans forget about the the other MICHAEL.

No matter what he changes his name to, the Ravens stay pwning CHAD JOHNSON

Too bad for the tough luck Chargers.

This season is gonne be aswesome.

Can you say PWNED?!?!

Makes ‘Ye Wanna Holler…

September 7th, 2008

vm 'ye

‘Ye Tudda decided to have a détente with MTV in order to perform his shit for this year’s VMAs. I haven’t fucked with too many music videos over the last year, but the ones that I have seen that were fire were from the ‘Ye Tudda camp. Not since Missy Elliot’s heyday has a rapper produced music videos that crossed genres and eschewed labels.

Expect Mr. West to go home with a few trophies this time.

Did he realize he was a champion this time?

Yes he deed.

DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

September 6th, 2008

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I am staying on my MANNY shit since the Los Angeles Dodgers are a half game out of first place for the NL West. Let’s face it, MANNY RAMIREZ might be the best player in beisbol right now. Who’s better? PUJOLS? CHIPPER? VLAD GUERRERO is the cat’s pajamas too.

Forget the fantasy stats when you are looking for the best players. Look to the teams that win. Especially the teams that win in September. This is the month for champions in beisbol. I’m betting on blue.