40 DIESEL Says “CHANGE CLOTHES”…

September 5th, 2008

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There’s no denying that Barack-A-Fella madness is everywhere and his rock star status has inspired an infinite amount of Barack-A-Wear in hoods and urban farmers markets nationwide. In showing our support for Barry-O, the homies over at MIGHTY HEALTHY NYC whipped up a quick likkle something for those out there looking for a little more than an “Obama Is My Homeboy!” tee.

As he goes into his rumble in the political jungle. we harkened back to the original “Rumble In The Jungle” as inspiration for this latest limited piece. “OBAMA BUMAYE!!!” Says it all regarding his final push for this showdown for the ages. Now if we can only get him to run up on some drums during McCain’s acceptance speech and let them know – “THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!”

Limited to 144 pieces in sizes M-XXL, and can be purchased at MightyHealthyNYC

Changing your t-shirt to Mighty Healthy is change we all can believe in.

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Shirts vs. Skins [ll]…

September 5th, 2008

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Free MICHAEL VICK!

JASON CAMPBELL isn’t the answer in D.C. The Washington Redskins are picked every season to go to the playoffs – in the preseason. By time the halfway point rolls around in November these dudes are already packed up to fly to the Caribbean. Get a football team DAN SNYDER. Start by getting MICHAEL VICK’s ass out of jail. Since VICK is a product of Virginia you will have the locals in your corner, at least those of them who like dogfighting (read: all of Virginia).

The Giants – Redskins game was more boring than watching a snail orgy. I couldn’t help but think that somewhere in the country someone was playing MADDEN and the Cowboys were beating the Broncos 54-48 on some Tecmo Bowl shit. I don’t like pro football games with baseball game scores just like I don’t like pro basketball games with college football game scores, unless of course the Knicks are winning. I’m a fucking American and I like being plastered drunk by 3pm in the afternoon.

Football is the last American sport. I don’t mean ghey ass futbol which has motherfucking players from places like Rio de Janeiro and Barcelona. I’m talking about down home domestic violence American football. I’m talking O.J. SIMPSON, LAWRENCE PHILLIPS and motherfucking RAE CARRUTH football. None of that wack as Serbian shit like they are doing in the Association. Definitely none of that Japanese Dominican Mexican shit they are doing in baseball. I’m talking about that Kansas City middle-America methhead buttfuck meat-packing shitstain beer junkie football.

Cowboys all the way.

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A Letter From The Management…

September 4th, 2008

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DP Dot Com tittays >>> Rick Rawss tittays

Back to school fools stand up! Respect to all the teachers, educators, mentors and superheroes that put on their capes this week. I hope some of you put on your armor as well.

*Official business notice*

If you haven’t invested in the word PrA’li yet this would be a good time. DP Dot Com is currently undergoing an internal reconfiguration and will be transforming, er, expanding the operations. Also, my bandwidth invoice is due.

Let the amount you donate be something that doesn’t compromise the fiscal austerity of your household.

Along with the bandwidth and medication that PrA’li pays for I would love it to find that someone might be able to donate some material supplies. The movement needs everything from CD labels, business cards and blank DVD-Rs to flash drives and a motherfucking scanner.

If you have connects with a Staples fencing outlet def holleratchaboy

N.F.L. kicks off tonight. ESPN bar will be officaily banana bread insane.

That’s every ESPN bar, everywhere.

For me, the first day of NFL football is equal to St. Patrick’s Day in that being drunk at noon is totally legimate.

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

September 4th, 2008

This is the unauthorized music video for a mixtape track (read: uncleared sample) which is actually an unauthorized (read: getting my SFU discount officialized) commercial for a sneaker store in NYC.

Copp the free 6th Sense x Mick Boogie mixtape here

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GOD Made D.I.R.T.

September 3rd, 2008

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Heltah Skeltah @ MySpace – preview Da Incredible Rap Team

Heltah Skeltah is back to crack your melon with hardbody rap music. Strictly hardcore rhymes and beats. No club tracks. Nothing to dance to, unless you dance by banging your skull on the wall.

If there were superstar underground rappers it would have to be the entire Boot Camp Clik. The extra schmedium t-shirts inside of their backpacks are used to wrap around the hammers.


Peep the 40 Diesel cameo in Heltah Skeltah’s latest video!

After nearly fifteen years in the rap game it is finally time for Heltah Skeltah to become an overnight success. I am catching the fools tonight at S.O.B.’s along with Ruste Juxx.

Didn’t I just say underground superstars?

Go copp Da Incredible Rap Team on September 30th. Or Sean Price might have to punch you in your face with his fists.

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