DP Dot Com Football Pool Wk. 1 Recap…

September 10th, 2007

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I think that we can all agree : PEYTON >>>> ELI

What the fuck is the league doing playing a football game at 2am? The San Francisco / Arizona tilt doesn’t start until 10pm and even if they were playing on rollerskates that shit wouldn’t de done before 1:30am. The NFL better start issuing fucking late passes to everyone’s offices because if you are hardbody enough to catch a few beers for the late game your ass ain’t getting to work before 11am.

As usual you girl CANDICE starts off the season nearly leading all the DP Dot Commenters in the football pool. If she hadn’t missed that one week last season she would have won outright. I like that everyone is buched up at the top, except for ‘I Will Not Lose’ who managed the Herculean feat of getting only one correct pick. Keep that up and you won’t lose because I am giving the worst pooler a free pair of kicks.

Several poolers sheets are reading INCOMPLETE. I’m not sure what you folks did or did not do, but if you figure it out please share with the rest of us. As for this weeks’ overall winner… You get a free DVD mailed out to you. Good luck poolers!

DJ Drama Really Is A Black… Who Knew?

September 10th, 2007

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In case you didn’t know, BILLY X. SUNDAY grinds for the Evil Empire.

I could have sworn up and down that DJ Drama was just another white getting paid off this Hip-Hop shit. It’s hard to tell someone’s racial background on the internets, even when a picture is used. For all I knew Drama could have been using Photoshop to touch up his flicks and make himself appear “colored”. The Lord only knows how many bottles of bronze spritz Nicole Sherzinger must have applied to make her white ass the same complexion as Eve on last night’s VMA telecast.

Further proof that Drama really is a jig is the way the U.S. marshals along with the RIAA kicked down his door with pistols drawn in order to stop him and is cohorts from burning CD’s. We are talking about an abundance of law enforcement personnel used to stop some dudes from burning motherfucking compact disks. Not even compact disks with money earning white shit on them like some Beatles B-sides or the Bob Dylan lost tapes. We’re talking about Gangsta Grillz CD’s featuring Webbie and Lil’ Boosie. Isn’t there a war being fought in Iraq? Who greenlit this clusterfuck of Federal agents with automatic weapons?

See now, if Drama had been a white there wouldn’t have been all of this… Drama. Peep how Universal Music Group calmly submitted a lawsuit in California court in order to secure a cease and desist order from this company called BCD Music Group.

Universal Music Continues To Target Illegal Mixtapes

This is how white typically deals with one another when they are on that white supremacy white shit. There are no armed agents kicking down the doors to BCD Music Group. No newscasts with sheriffs stating that drugs are usually found during these raids so that is why officers are using machine guns. Just some paperwork being filed and a press release being issued. No one made up any bullshit about weapons of mass destruction being hidden or terrorists being harbored. Just some lawyers convening together with a judge. Shit is smooth like that in the world of the white.

That’s why KanYe had to perform on the VMA’s from the back porch. That’s where porch monkeys have to sing and dance. No way ‘Ye is gonna bump JusTim from the center stage, and even a bloated and visibly anesthetized Britney Spears is worth more money in the beautiful world of white than some jig that wears white sunglasses. That’s what KanYe gets for opening his big mouth two years ago and telling the whole world that George Bush doesn’t care about Black people. News flash to ‘Ye Tudda: NO ONE cares about Black people. Like Elvis Presley told me way back in the day, “Blacks are alright with me as long as they buy my records and shine my shoes.”

KanYe, if you want to be popular in the world of the white you better gets to shining some shoes playboy.

Exploring The Operatic Stylings of A Mr. ROBERT SYLVESTER KELLY…

September 10th, 2007

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My cousin over at Staple Crops has detailed the O.G. R & B opera that ROBERT SYLVESTER devised way before his ‘Trapped In The Closet’ opus garnered him a development deal from IFC.

Peep game… R. Kelly aka William Shaftsphere

dallaspenn.com IS HIP-HOP…

September 9th, 2007

I didn’t want to call DP Dot Com a “Hip-Hop” website when we first jumped out the gate. I didn’t think that expressed our mindset to the fullest. I was scared that being labeled as much would mean that we might be overlooked by the tacit supremacy endorsing venues. That was my mistake to try to appeal to those outlets that ultimately don’t RESPECT the message that we project here at Dallas Penn Dot Com.

In all honesty, we were foolish to expect white folks to trade in their supremacy tickets for this Hip-Hop movement. Only Robbie from UnKut would be that crazy kind of white dude, but he is also Australian so you can’t really call it with one of those Aussie cats. My homie from OhWord, RAFI KAM is pretty serious too, but I don’t expect him to totally cash out of his whiteness either. I mean, c’mon. he’s got a family to feed. Trading in your white power for some global love understanding is almost too much to ask for from anyone. So I ain’t even mad at you if the men in black come visit you and make you yell out “Sieg Busche!”

I have been peeping some video content from a group of dudes that call themselves ‘The Real’. Unfortunately, for Hip-Hop, these dudes are anything but. Hip-Hop belongs to everyone that wants to represent it as it truly exists. These dudes have decided to parody the artform, but they aren’t fans of the artform itself. This kind of sucks for me because I have to blast on a group of dudes that feel good about the content they are creating. If someone told me that the iNTERNETS CELEBRITIES weren’t Hip-Hop I would feel a kind of way. These dudes are not Hip-Hop though. I won’t even link to their shit. If you know these cats, the Rosenthal brothers, then you already know them.

Rosenthal brothers; stop bullshitting and hire some writers that speak Hip-Hop. Hire some production assistants that are Hip-Hop. Y’all niggers are doing your thing, but you ain’t Hip-Hop, and you are embarrasssing me, but for the most part, you are embarrassing yourselves. That is not Hip-Hop.

ERNIE PANNICIOLI IS HIP-HOP…

September 9th, 2007

I just came from a documentary about my brother ERNIE PANNICIOLI and I am so excited right now I have to blog about it. Fuck watching football or setting up the graph and spreadsheet for the cRap Music Fantasy League. ERNIE has documented Hip-Hop from it’s inception as a graphic arts, dance and musical artform. You can go to ERNIE for some of the earliest images of Hip-Hop and conversely, American culture.

Here’s my request to all the readers of DP Dot Com. ERNIE has a book titled ‘Who Shot ‘Ya?’ that is available through Amazon, eBAY, and wherever you consume printed literature/art. Purchase a copy of this book and I will mail you free shit for my own personal collection as your reward. It’s so real like that.

I hope you just take the time to go to wherever you have to go right now and support this man’s art. Do it. I will hook you up. I promise. True story.