Glock 9mm made in Austria
In mainstream media coverage when you snooze, you lose. This is why I am already lining up the winners, the losers, the good guys and the villains that will ascend from the pile of dead bodies down in Blacksburg. One of the readers here left a comment that there was irony in the fact this this tragic event took place in a town called Blacksburg. I missed the point, but I also know of a town in Virginia’s mountains called Lynchburg and things used to get pretty gully up in that piece.
Anyhoo, I suppose we should be sad for the families that have lost someone in this tragedy. I’m almost one hundred percent certain that no Blacks were injured in this remake of Columbine because the setting was a university and not a community college. So let’s have a moment of silence for the white that was lost forever to this angry Asian man’s nine millimeter…
Okay, that’s long enough. We have serious business to attend to here at DP Dot Com, and keeping score of who benefits from social upheaval is one of our favorite pastimes. Let’s take a look at the players…
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G DUBBZ = Hero For at least a few days America forgets about the fucked up war in Iraq, the attorney general scandal, the tax increase and the general way G DUBBZ has run this country into the ground. |
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GENERAL ELECTRIC = Winner Orders placed for G.E. manufactured ‘Lexan‘ bullet-resistant glass are out the roof. |
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Grand Theft Auto = Loser Video games as a whole will have to take it on the chin for this one, especially if the shooter was an Asian dude. Who do you think codes these games in the first place? |
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FISTY SCENT = Villain Somehow I expect mainstream media to equate the massacre with Hip-Hop culture and rap music. FISTY SCENT’s latest album was titled ‘The Massacre’ and although I have yet to hear any of his rhymes espouse going to college I’m sure he will blamed for what transpired on the VA. Tech campus. |
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The Germans = Teachers The Germans teach us hate on a whole ‘nother level. They hypnotize themselves with hatred in order to free their minds from cumbersome compassion or logic. The following video wasn’t even so much about a Deutschland army instructor drilling supremacist ideas into a soldier, but creating a racist lifestyle that will exist outside of the army as well. |
