HIP-HOP (And Black America) NEED A TRIPLE BYPASS…

March 5th, 2007

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Editor’s note: Our big homey 40 DIESEL is blessing us with another one of his thought provoking and heartfelt drops. This joint is so good that I’m a little embarrassed because my grind here hasn’t been as profound. Well, that’s not entirely true either, but this is a damn good drop. I may need to post a picture of 40 on the DP dot com contributor’s page. I know just the one too…

Last week ByronCrawford dot com dropped a link from MSNBC about the current demise of cRap music in regards to his 21% drop in commercial viability. The article offered up many other points of why many are becoming tuned out to the music one of the topics being the oft-beaten dead horse of cRap music imagery. While reading a popular rap message board I realized how many of the people out there dismissed this has “hating” and threw out the knee jerk “Uncle Tom” and “Coon” to these black critics of the music. Furthermore, I came across the following rant from rap nemesis and classical Negroe extraordinaire Wynton Marsalis. Wynton hates rap music (ironically his brother loves it), so his scathing retorts in the article are more than biased however…

Where as I don’t agree with all of Marsalis’ statements if you don’t see some truth in his statements than you are lying to yourself. Also, I need to take issue with the notion that hating hip-hop as a black man is some sort of “self-hatred”. The sloppy group think that has plagued black people in this country for decades has done a great disservice to the collective “blackness” and as the only real form of “unity” that we seem to exhibit has often had negative effects such as Democrats taking the black vote for granted, those mentally enslaved by the corruption of the Black Church, the foolish notion that smartness is “selling out”, and other gross fallacies that have fostered and perpetuating ignorance amongst ourselves and the reflection of a people as we attempt to move in this multi-cultural society that were are a part of whether we like it or not. We stand at the crossroads with a black presidential candidate and the only Negroe responses in the mass media wonders if “Obama is black enough” and that Negroes love Hillary because of Bubba “who many African-Americans effectionately call ‘the first Black President'”. I mean that long running inside joke has made it to ABC News Tonight as a statement of fact to buttress Hillary’s standing? Pardon me while I’m starting to openly laugh myself to tears at our media portrayal. The crab barrel has gotten arguably more shallow yet the activity continues to increase…

This leads me to say that why when a black man has some sort of critique for some other black man its labeled as “selling out” or miscontrued as a forfiture of blackness? One of the most crippling elements that is retarding the development of black society in America is the overly emotional quality that cannot take criticism. Are we still that intellectually ill-equipped that any mere challenge of thought or concept warrants immediate retalitation rather than intellectual discorse? If this is the only way that people know how handle the most minute diagreement then we have to look at ourselves and wonder where we really stand as a society. Booker T. Washington was the first to articulate the needs for the newly found freed slave to gain entre in to American society, and that begat W.E.B. DuBois who responded in kind to what he felt were the flaws of Washington’s program and created the “other school” of black thought. Whether Martin vs. Malcolm, or even the evoutionary hip-hop leap of Busy Bee vs. Moe Dee.

Some of the biggest advances in thought and ideal were made out of someone critiquing the current status quo and changes were made. Its the nature of evolution. But let me clarify “critique” and “challenge”. Not this urban action music posturing based on faux saber rattling as a last ditch effort for self-promotion. Not martyring victims of their own ignorance who paid the ultimate price to whet the corporate hip-hop “reality” appetite. I’m talking about the engaging of thoughts and ideas that created the Harlem Rennaissance, and the mutli-angled struggle for civil rights….

But alas as I see hip-hop/rap rise from the slums of a burnt out Bronx and become a multi-billion dollar industry, so how we became lax. When did they start printing out the “WE MADE IT” party invitiations because I have yet to have one. It seems we’ve settled for a trifle of “success” just because we dominate media imagery regardless what the image is? Are we protecting ourselves that much that we don’t wanna rock the proverbial boat with the fear we may lose everything? And in our quest to do so we figuratively (and some times literally) assassinate anyone who dare challenge the great world of corporate hip-hop? Well label me traitor then because we still got a long ways to go and and it starts with these artists owning up to these label execs. These dudes gotta stop being the purveyors of this bullsh*t just because some old white in a suit tells them its gonna sell. Its time to own up and man up to what MAINSTREAM rap music has become. Because I don’t wanna hear people crying in 10 years about “What happened” just like black folks seem to be losing in other aspects of our lives in America.

This ain’t about Cosby, Marsalis, Stanley Crouch, or any of them. “Suck my d*ck” and “He’s an old coon” aren’t worthwhile defenses to people who can write essays about why they think you’re wrong. Educate and arm yourself if you wanna correct this and move out of that glass house before you start chuckin’ stones. Its about a generation learning how to be men with out sacrificing our manhood. Malcolm X once said “The Nation of Islam was the greatest organization the black man ever created and n*ggers ruined it.” Sadly that’s becoming hip-hop’s veritable epitath.

Oh yeah, fuck you to them ig’nant ass bamas who think it’s fun to get toddlers blunted… But thats a whole ‘nother story…

Leaving The Toilet Seat Up For Women’s History Month…

March 4th, 2007

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Women’s History Month kicked off last week and in my house it means one month of me falling asleep directly after sex, throwing my clothes on the floor instead of the hamper, never calling in to give my whereabouts, and of course, the coup de gras, leaving the toilet seat up. This is to remind my lady that no matter the strides that women may make in American society and across the globe this rap shit is still based in patriarchal supremacy. This means blowjobs forever without reciprocation or even a thank you acknowledgment. Didn’t the Godfather tell you bitches it was ‘A Man’s World’.

Seriously, don’t tell C.S. I used the ‘B’ word or my azz will eating microwave egg rolls for all of March. She’s not a rabid feminist or anything but she hates the ‘B’ word with a passion. I think one of her former mans used to wear her azz out with the word. I told her that I would only stop calling her a bitch if she allowed me to call her a cunt. She actually acquiesed. If you think about it and be really honest with yourself then you will have to admit that the word cunt might be the sexiest word in the english language. A cunt just sounds like something filled with fruit juices. Imagine peeling the skin from a cunt and drinking all the goodness inside. Mmmmmm. Do you see how enjoyable a cunt is? Women need to recognize…

Speaking of JAMES BROWN… How is it that ANNA NICOLE is laid to rest before the Godfather?!?

Some birth control pills are so effective that they don’t just kill ovaries, they kill the ovary holders.

HILLARY CLINTON’s college thesis is debated as though it were the greatest piece of literature on sociology since JOHN LOCKE. I’m sure that attendng Wellesley helped HILLARY think outside of the box, but c’mon people… Can’t we all recognize a carpetbagger?

BROOKLYN NERDS UNITE!

March 4th, 2007

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Who’s trying to fuck with the premiere of FRANK MILLER’s ‘300’ movie?

This Thursday night let’s form Voltron at the multiplex on Court Street in downtown Brooklyn.
UA Court Street Stadium 12
108 Court St., Brooklyn, NY 11201

Go to Fandango and buy your ticket for the March 8 show @ 11:59pm. We’ll meet up at the McD’s on Court Street.

Holler!

MOMMY, WHAT’s AN ‘INTERNETS CELEBRITY’?

March 3rd, 2007

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YouTube ‘Internets Celebrity’ Mr. PREGNANT tells the truth about what it really means to be an ‘Internets Celebrity’.

After you watch this video you can send me some PayPal scrilla – bluecheese28@hotmail.com

RETURN OF THE DRAGON…

March 3rd, 2007

bruce lee

Last week the American stock market took a tumble and the mainstream media all chimed together about how this was caused by regular folks using E-Trade at night from their home computers. That’s as if regular folks all conspired to sell the same exact stocks on the same exact evening. Ha! Regular people were too busy watching the Oprah broadcast that they TiVo’d from earlier that day, or they were too busy feeding their children. This is what regular people do. Some of us fucks with the E-Trades and the other kajillion services available that allow you to rearrange the pennies that we have miserly accumulated in our mutual funds, but there is nowhere near the amount needed to make the market kvetch like that in a single day. This was way bigger than that.

This was bigger than Enron and Worldcom too. This was some serious paper that was being reallocated. This was some global scrilla. I’m sure most of you realize the amount of money that foreign interests have invested in American business. From venture capital loans to outright ownership, sometimes the only thing that was ‘Made In America’ is the actual sticker that gets placed on an item, and that label was manufactured inside the prison industrial complex using what amounts to be slave labor on foreign built machines. So when the excrement touches the air oscillator you best believe that our overall situation is fucked the fuck up.

The only thing that keeps the lights from being shut off on our azzes is the fact that we are willing to go deep into debt to prevent ourselves from appearing to be poor. This is the second worst thing to be in America. The first should be pretty obvious to you, although it’s sometimes mitigated by receiving an Academy award for being a downtrodden, yet soulful mammy, or being the embodiment of white fear. ‘Monster Ball’ = ‘Dreamgirls’, ‘Training Day’ = ‘Last King of Scotland’. Fantasy and fear both speak to supremacy’s whispered undertone, but enough of this shiite I want to talk about America’s most dangerous enemy.

CHINA.

The mainstream media would love for you to be angry at Iran for their nuclear ambitions. As if somehow Iran would hurl bombs at us as soon as they figure out fission or fusion or whatever it is that makes the atom atomic. The truth is that Iran only wants to produce their own energy so they don’t have to buy it from other countries second hand and third hand. Energy is that boss shiite right there son. You wake up at six a.m. and you go to the loo to piss off the nights’ sweat and you don’t think twice about flicking your light switch. You have it so easy that you don’t even know. Easy also because if you do have an electric bill it’s ridiculously cheap and affordable. Now imagine if your neighborhood had a ration on electric power which also controlled your running water and your heat? The real world is a whole lot bigger than Hip-Hop.

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So what if China is restructuring their loans to the U.S.? What does that mean for bottomfeeders like you and I? Not too much in the comprehensive sense I suppose, maybe our children’s children will have to remain in this caste system as well, but I didn’t see that changing anyhoo. From a global standpoint it looks as though we have to recognize our place as not the only superpower on the planet, but one of many. I’ve noticed that Russia has been feeling herself lately. I give the Russians credit for having one of the most hardbody mafias on the planet, but they lose points as a country because they constantly have toilet paper shortages. Toilet paper shortages in China? Not so much.

I knew China was about to rise up after I read this article where this Chinese science fiction author was shitting on Blacks and whites. He is creating a science fiction series and leaving Blacks and whites out of the future. This son of a bitch is doing the same thing that white has been doing for the last fifty years. I can just see his Matrix trilogy with all Asian characters. The fight scenes will be so much iller. Blacks will have no place in the future unless we get on our OCTAVIA BUTLER grind and create some epic stories. I just hope that when the Chinese people take over they show me some love for all the gotdamn chow fun and crispy duck I have bought over the years.

Peace out to KAM HONG Take Out on Washington Ave and St. John’s Place closing down after thirty years because the old man is getting a back operation. The best fried chicken wings and P.F. rice. Evar!

Further proof that the Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothing to fuck with is how decidely Asian def poet BEAU SIA pwns decidely lesbian lard azz talks show host ROSIE McDONNELL after her disparaging racial remarks against Chinese people.

bruce lee