I almost let myself get carried away last week. Six straight wins over mediocre competition can get you a little punch drunk.
So I pulled the crispy Delta Forces out of the box. I went and unfolded my SPREWELL jersey. And before I could put any of this stuff on reality kicked me in the azz (4 straight losses). The Knicks will not be in the playoffs this season. They need a complete overhaul of player personnel.
They need more players that will choke the coach before they choke a spectator.
In a perfect world we will never have to deal with a faggy team that wears teal turquoise as the World Champions.
Do you see the way their wide receiver likes to hug the pole?!? (double extra N.H.)
I can remember begging my dad to let me stay awake late so that I could watch the NBA Tight Pants All Star Game. Back in those days the NBA was broadcast at 2am E.S.T. because network executives didn’t think that they had a brand that was family friendly for primetime television. There was something ‘NahRight‘ about a whole bunch of Black Men running around in extremely tight pants, shooting, slamming, dunking and banging with each other. Please say three No Homos to yourself after that last sentence.
Since I was just a kid I didn’t see anything wrong with all of that and I enjoyed the competition and gamesmanship. I remember the All-Star Game that was played back in 1965 featured so many Hall of Fame caliber players. The games were fast paced and there was always a lot of scoring (did I say No Homo earlier?). I can remember the game almost as if it were yesterday…
JOHN STOCKTON dribbled the ball up the court…
passing off for a layup to Tight Pants All Star and Long Socks Legend MICHAEL COOPER
The New York Knicks Tight Pants contingent got into the game when WALT ‘CLYDE‘ FRAZIER inbounded the ball to…
BLACK JESUS from Philadelphia a/k/a EARL ‘The PEARL’ MONROE whose nifty ball-handling(n.h.) broke down the defense and then he passed to…
BERNARD ‘AUTOMATIC MONEY’ KING who never missed an open 16 footer in his life.
GEORGE ‘ICEMAN’ GERVIN was as ice cold a competitor as anybody when he was heating up the scoreboard
RICK BARRY didn’t have a cool on-court nickname like the jig players did, but he does have two or three sons carrying on his legacy playing ball in the current longshortsmen league.
MOSES MALONE banged with MAGIC JOHNSON(extra N.H.) and KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR,
and you know that LARRY BIRD and MAGIC banged hard with each other.
While fellow Detroit Piston teammate DENNIS RODMAN grabbed a ton of broads boards…
ADRIAN ‘A.D.’ DANTLEY took long socks and tight pants scoring to the next level.
Forget about those Atlanta child murders because it was DOMINQUE WILKINS who was killing shit with his sick repertoire of high flying dunks.
I don’t even have to say his name because you know who the man was in the tight pants that we were all jocking(extra super JIM JONES N.H.).
Those were the good ol’ days in the NBA. When the price of a courtside ticket could get you a show from tremendously gifted athletes and possibly a package with salty chocolate balls.
CALVIN KLEIN apparently likes salty chocolate balls.
(nullus to this entire post)
I felt like giving this picture the title – “Nigga please!?!” Which by the way is also the title of a seminally good album by OL’ DIRTY BASTARD.
So LYNN SWANN will make a gubernatorial run in Pennsylvania. This is not to be confused with a ‘Goober’ run which is when you get up from your seat in the movie theater to go to the concession counter or the ‘goober runs’ which is something that is almost unmentionable.
I could almost vote for a colored man that is on the G.O.P. ballot too. For the last four decades all the Democrats have given the ‘hood is crack cocaine and crap music. I think it’s high time that colored folk started to change their voter registration cards. My biggest problem with LYNN SWANN is that he is LYNN SWANN. He is cut from the same cloth as all the great Negro apologists like BAGGER VANCE, and MORGAN FREEMAN. During his days with the Pittsburgh Steelers he held a spoon to Klansman quarterback TERRY BRADSHAW’s nuts with both hands. LYNN SWANN wasn’t even the best Steeler receiver during that era, JOHN STALLWORTH was.
This is just another instance of voters being forced to choose between the idiots and the incompetents. Thank GOD I live in New York and I have my own problems.
I like to watch football as much as the next guy, but I do understand the latent homosexuality contained in being upset by the underperformance of your favorite ‘tight end’. Where else can men embrace each other in skin tight pants while touching one anothers’ behinds without shame?
Now some company has taken the faggotry to the next level by creating six foot vinyl images of your favorite players that you can stick to the wall in your den or… bedroom?!?(extra JIM JONES nullus as per ByronCrawford.Com)
Dear dickheads(no homo) at FATHEAD.COM,
How about getting the rights to license the image of PARIS HILTON, HALLE BERRY, PAM ANDERSON or some really hot piece of sweet poonahnee?
This way I can come home from getting my azz reamed(more no homo) at my nine-to-five and I can kick off my shoes and have a Pink Champale with vinyl JENNIFER LOPEZ. After my fourth Champale I can kiss vinyl JENNIFER LOPEZ in the mouth while I squeeze her vinyl anatomically correct buttocks.
Just you try this with RON MEXICO and you will end up with the clap.