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Outfit Architecture…

Tuesday, October 1st, 2013

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I’m hyped to meet the Mets next season. I feel like this young team has a chance to become legit again in the very near future. I’m glad they kept their skipper Terry Collins on board.

Here’s a clean little outfit I built I’m calling ‘Opening Day 2014’

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It will prA’Li be too brick outside to rock this for the first pitch but I will mos def have this on for one of my days at the Shea.

Macy’s clearance items along with a WOW! pass coupon. No matter what happens on the field I will be winning and grinning.

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The Kobe 8 System for a steal via SneakerSteal.com

If you don’t fux with SneakerSteal.com then you LIKE paying too much for your kicks.

Chris Brown >>> Justin Bieber…

Sunday, September 29th, 2013

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Artie Lange invited Combat Jack back to his show and Combat Jack invited me to ride shotgun.

Artie Lange is the ultimate shittalker and we get to sit around and cuss and make fun of whoever we want. The Artie Lange Show is my small taste of white privilege and it feels hella good.

Topics covered on this visit are whether Jay-Z will help Robinson Cano get $300 from an MLB team, and who is a bigger d-bag, Chris Brown or Justin Bieber. The former Duke Blue Devil Alaa Abdelnaby sits in on the fun.

Take Me Out To The Ballgame…

Sunday, September 15th, 2013

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I haven’t been inside Shea Stadium all season long. I went to the park for the NaS concert but I didn’t get inside. Queens be on that brand new Brooklyn shit I guess.

I was sitting in the lab doing nothing on a Saturday until Chocoalte Snowflake said she had seats for us behind the home team dugout at field level for a doubleheader

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Seats wasn’t too bad as you can see.

Diasuke Matasuzake dealt a wonderful game for the doubleheader (ayo, if necessary). Two(2) hits given up and no runs allowed.

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Proving Black doesn’t crack (unless we are talking about Strawberry, natch) the ageless one, LaTroy Hawkins, came in for the save.

It was an all around vainglorious day at the ballpark.

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Delicious meats, longballs, and mandatory [ll]’s were enjoyed by Chocolate Snowflake and myself.

Peace to the based ball god Jackie Robinson.

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Fresh Pickups…

Thursday, August 15th, 2013

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The Kid Griffey always had fire shoes even if he never got his ‘chipwich.

The key to Outfit Architecture are your footings (foundation) and your roofing. I’m gonna build this ‘fit around the baby blue, blacks and grey on these Griffey Max. Heaven help me to find some 3M Scotchlite apparel to add on to this shit.

This is my life…

Respect The Architects…

Monday, July 29th, 2013

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Outfit Architecture isn’t just about putting your clothes together with footwear and accessories. It’s about understanding your relationship as to how you represent yourself to others. Strangers and like minds alike.

One of my National Football League heroes was named Ernie Barnes (RIP). As an offensive lineman he protected Jack Kemp while he was a quarterback for the San Diego Chargers.

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As a fine artist he was the author for some of the most enduring and expressive paintings I have ever seen.

You must have surely seen his painting ‘Sugar Shack’ which was used os a cover for a Marvin Gaye album as well as part of the set for the television show ‘Good Times’.

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Even tho’ I wasn’t in that portrait I feel in my soul that I know the place Barnes was describing. I can smell the hot-buttered soul sweat steaming up that juke joint. I’ve done those dances before in my life. Ernie Barnes got soul.

And I got sole. I copped this Ernie Barnes throwback jersey to rock with my Air Jordan powder blue North Carolina 2012s.

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The irony is that because UNC was segregated at the time Ernie Barnes was an All-American high school athlete he couldn’t attend the school. Barnes ended up on full scholarship at the HBCU North Carolina Central.

Respect the architects always my Internets. Whether you realize it or not we do this life thanks to them.