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Throwing In The Towel For The Win…

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

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ALLEN IVERSON is set to retire but just in case you even cared he still regards himself as a player in the top tier of the Association.

Iverson was a great player and I wish that he had put his mind together on ‘finishing’ as opposed to ‘starting’. I hope he comes back into the Association again before the new year so that he can possibly land himself on the All-Star team, but then again on second thought, if he has a problem with coming off the bench…

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Iverson wasn’t the only headline for the Association this Thanksgiving. JASON KIDD just dimed his way into second place all time in the assists column. KIDD has been one of the better point guards to play over the last decade, or has he?

JOHN STOCKTON isn’t just the GOAT because he wore the tightest tightpants of any post-millenial player. Stockton’s career assist total is the combination of two(2) top tier players careers. With over 15,000 assists Jason Kidd would have to add Iverson’s assists to his in order to come close to Stockton.

MARK ‘Action’ JACKSON, whom Kidd just eclipsed was a fundamentally different player from Kidd. Jackson turned over the ball a little less while Jason stole the ball from opponents a lot more than Jackson did. The stat that blows me away though is the number of triple doubles that Jason has accrued fron the point guard position.

Those are numbers that belong to taller playmakers who post up closer to the basket. Those guys operate in a smaller office space closer to the rim where shots, rebounds and opportunities to pass to people at point blank range abound. Jason Kidd has been steadily making plays from over twenty feet away from the basket.

Who knows though? If Jason Kidd had been into tightpants [ll] maybe he’d already have gotten a title?

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Not For Long: Week 12

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

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Shouts to RYAN GRANT and the Green Bay (meat)Packers [ll]

If you haven’t made up your mid to get serious about winning the DP.com Football Pool this would be the week that you did so. My dream is looking like it might just come to fruition. Can you imagine the final week of games and all the poolers with only four(4) points to separate the worst from the first? I want the final week to be like a cage match. Or not. I wouldn’t mind it either if one pooler pulled away from the pack like a 1yr old at Pimlico.

In the meantime and in between time, here is the leader board going in to the Thanksgiving week games…

Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow 92
King Blair Styling On U 90
Don Majkowski’s wigbrusher 88
titansfan78 88
THE UNSEEN 87
Chief Okoye 84
nuh nuh nuh… gone 83
Home Cookin’ 83
Slaug_ter House 83
Dumb Penalties 82
BigNat’s Bronx Brawlers 82
Jesse 81
theotherstevesmith 81
Suck a Dick Butkus 81
Vick Flair 80
JayWho??? 80
PurplePeopleEatersPause 80
KoolMick_Lovin 80
cocotaso 80
Fearless Vampire Killers 79
BXPittFan 79
Brooklyn Gyrl 78
BananaClipse 77
DA’s Wonder Twins 76
furiou$tylez IS BACK BITCH! 75
CtrlAltMalik 70
DirtyJerz 69
Big Rils 68
AC 66
Ruffway Bruisers 65
Madden Corleone 63
blackneckid 63
Rent a Dread 58
Las Baja Panties 58
The Roxbury Gun Club 56
MichelleObama’sDip 55
EFFBOMBS 55
No Skinny Jeans Allowed 48
BANITTLES 44
Angela Propertalks 43
Inglorious Bastards Redux 31
KeeksPicks 28
dat520 16
FiftySickz 16
RLtron 9
BROADYOLOGY 9
Svennie’s Lag missing swag 9
Hold the Throne 7
SP Squad
Kidd Funkadelic Rides Again

For today’s games I went with all three(3) faves to cover. The toughest picks for me this week were the NY Jets vs. Carolina and the SF vs. Jacksonville tilts. The 2pt spread last week with Indy vs. the Ravens was a fux’n killer for me. Get those picks in today for at least the first three games and then you can select the Sunday games picks on Saturday or some shit. Play this to win that XboX game gotdammit!

Iverson Is NOT The Answer…

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

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For my Knicks

Truthfully he isn’t the answer to any team right now because he still considers himself a primetime player. If Iverson could sublimate his ego he would be a good fit on any number of contending clubs. Cleveland or Boston would benefit having his talents. More importantly tho’ is that Iverson would also have to alter himself as a player and shooter.

Do you remember VINNIE ‘The Microwave‘ JOHNSON? He earned the nickname because he was able to score a bunch of points really fast. He could heat up quickly. Can Iverson become a microwave because right now he is coal furnace filled with bricks. Vinnie Johnson also played stifling defense which Iverson absolutely does not.

All I know is that the Knicks and Iverson both deserve better at this point.

In Memphis, The Answer Is The Question…

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

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Allen Iverson has become as enigmatic as Stephon Marbury when you consider their playing careers and off-court issues. It doesn’t look like Allen will be a starter in the league any longer, not even on a team that smells like asscheeks. I wouldn’t mind if the Knicks picked him up once the Grizzlies release him, but this is why I have a weblog as opposed to a GM position. I doubt Allen could win us any more games than the current backcourt players have a chance to.

My problem might be that I’m still thinking about 2001’s Allen Iverson who was the best player in the game of basketball. Allen might still be reminiscing on that player as well.

Sadly, and ultimately, time marches on.

Why waste it practicing?

No Bromance Without Finance…

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

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Gwen Guthrie – ‘Ain’t Nothing Goin’ On’

It was just a few years ago that Kansas City Chiefs All-Pro tailback[ll] LARRY JOHNSON had almost as many Roc chains as Memphis Bleek. You don’t get those baubles by baring your breasts on Bourbon Street either. You have to work your tail off to come up on those necklaces. Back in those days Jay-Z and L-J were roomies in a multi-million dollar Trump Tower condo.

Then Jay-Z had to fux shit up by getting married. And Larry had to fux shit up hanging around Fantasia. Jay-Z even repo’d some of the Roc chains that Larry had been rocking.

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The real nail in the coffin was Larry getting fired from his day job. Now who is gonna go splitsies on the condo with Jay? A milli is a big nut to swallow[ll] with an NFL unemployment check. Good thing LeBron is still throwing up the Roc sign. Maybe Jeter is in the market for a roommate.

I feel bad for Larry though.

I’m sure he’s gonna miss the camaraderie.

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Fux a camaraderie! This shit is war. The DP.com football pool is like a bunch of rowdy schoolkids on the back of the bus. Everybody is pulling and tugging each other [ll], but the leader remains the same. Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow can’t be stopped. I don’t just simply need him to fall off, but I need everyone in the top10 to take a dive. That way I can gift myself this XBox360 DJ Hero prizepack.

Do I have an XBox360? No. But beating the ass off all of you poolers would be priceless. I want the glory more than the videogame. I want to say that I beat the best fux’n pick ’em poolers on these here internets. After that happens I am good.

Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow 74
THE UNSEEN 72
King Blair Doo-Dooing on YOU 72
Chief Okoye 71
titansfan78 71
Suck a Dick Butkus 68
Don Majkowski’s wigbrusher 68
theotherstevesmith 68
Home Cookin’ 68
Jesse 68
JayWho??? 68
KoolMick_Lovin 67
Slaug_ter House 67
BigNat’s Bronx Brawlers 66
cocotaso 66
nuh nuh nuh… gone 65
DA’s Wonder Twins 65
Vick Flair 65
BXPittFan 64
BananaClipse 64
PurplePeopleEatersPause 64
Brooklyn Gyrl 64
Fearless Vampire Killers 63
DirtyJerz 62
Big Rils 61
26 Dumb Penalties 61 61-66
27 furiou$tylez IS BACK BITCH! 59 59-68
28 Ruffway Bruisers 58 58-69
29 Las Baja Panties 58
CtrlAltMalik 55
Madden Corleone 55
The Roxbury Gun Club 55
MichelleObama’sDip 55
EFFBOMBS 55
AC 54
blackneckid 54
No Skinny Jeans Allowed 48
BANITTLES 44