Six degrees of REGGIE MILLER…
Sacramento Kings coach REGGIE THEUS
REGGIE’s brother CHERYL MILLLER
*image shamelessly swagger jacked from MAXIM
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SEPARATED AT BIRTH: Pinstripe Players
Sunday, March 16th, 2008DP Dot Com Final 4-Rizzle 4-Shizzle
Sunday, March 16th, 2008
The O.G. #23
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Tuesday, March 11th, 2008
Batty Boy [ll].
Party people, it’s that time of year to get your NCAA brackets on and poppin’. March = madness. Is Memphis gonna get the crown this year? What about Tennessee, UNC. I smell a HOYA movement underway.
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of course.
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DEREK JETER Is Yanking My Chain [ll]
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008
I’m excited for this drop, but definitely not because of the above photo detailing the secret lives of two Yankee superstars. Truthfully, I always suspected the Yankee captain was a power bottom [ll].
I’m hyped because I am doing this shit from my Crackberry 8700. I usually have to run up in a library when I am at work. If this shit works out I might do more drops a day. Maybe even one an hour?!? Hell nahh. Who would do one blog drop every hour? That’s for people with too much to say about nothing, and no one to talk to about it.
*shots fired*
Nahh but seriously, let’s go in on DEREK JETER’s statement that MLB players should randomly submit blood tests to prove to fans that the game is legit. Halfrican please!?!
What fan of baseball really cares about that shit? No, seriously? Most people that read this site already know well enough not to fuck with me and come here sideways. I would love for some quote unquote baseball fan to tell me that he or she can’t watch the game anymore because these baseball niggas take HGH, or cocaine, or pine tar or whatever they put on their bats.
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Are you gonna stop these motherfuckers from taking an Advil when they have a migraine that arises from the concussion they received after getting hit in the head with a ball? Why not? That Advil becomes a performance enhancing drug since holmes couldn’t také the field that day without popping it. You can not clearly define what a performance enhancing substance is so why are we even giving a fuck?
How many U.S. kids are already dead in Iraq and Afghanistan and these congressional cowards are talking about steroids? Someone leave me a link in the comment thread hotammit!
Memo to JETER: If you really give a fuck about the fans then you and the MLBPA should keep your blood to yourself and tell the ownership to make some fucking ballgames affordable. I don’t give an eff who is sticking what in who’s ass. I want to see pitchers throwing fastballs over 100mph and sluggers hitting those pitches 600ft.
Fuck all that other Bud Selig bolshevik y’all niggas is talking.
The Association 2008: Celtics = The ‘C’ Word…
Saturday, February 16th, 2008
As the Association celebrates their annual holiday for excessive jig madness also known as All-Star weekend, I take a closer glimpse at the team with the best record in the league and I realize that we may be seeing a first for professional sports.
This is the first time that a pro sports team has been captained by all homosexuals. Admittedly, none of the Celtics ‘Big 3’ [ll] is an openly ghey athlete, but for those of you that follow their exploits closely it becomes something of a NaSir song, “It Ain’t Hard To Tell”.
KEVIN GARNETT
K.G. played the majority of his career under the purple moon of Minnesota where Prince was often seen at Timberwolves games. I’m not accusing Prince of being ghey, but his weedcarriers and wigbrushers definitely were. Do any of you remember the playoff series against Denver where K.G. inappropriately squeezed the “nuggets” of Denver’s FRANCISCO ELSON? After ELSON outed K.G. to the media DAVID STERN made ELSON disappear.
PAUL PIERCE
P-Squared has an affinity for the same types of ladies that EDDIE MURPHY and Minister MASE seem to prefer. Chicks with sticks. I think this comes from living in Los Angeles. Several years ago PAUL PIERCE was stabbed up[ll] inside of a Boston area after-hours club. Everyone and their momma knows that after-hours clubs are for the trans-genders and teh gheys.
RAY ALLEN
Sugar Ray?!? ‘Nuff said.