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Israel Doesn’t Care About Gaza Public Schools…

Sunday, October 8th, 2006

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I pitch a bitch about the state of public education here in America because on a whole it seems that the government would rather invest in prisons than in empowering future generations, but leave it to the T.I.’s to show me how supremacy really works. It’s never enough to hijack somebody’s house, but when you refuse to let them drink from their own faucets you are officially beasting out.

Israel has refused to release the tax revenues to the Palestinian Authority and they have convinced America and the European Union to not recognize the democratically elected Hamas led government. What this means is that government employees have not been paid for nearly six months. All kinds of services suffer under these sanctions and the ones that are always the hardest hit are the schools. In a land of tumult that Palestine has become it seems to me that schools and education are a luxury that the populace can no longer afford. Instead, the education becomes that of hate for the colonists and European settlers, perpetuating the cycle of violence for another generation.

I am beginning to understand that supremacy needs the disonance and unrest that it promotes in order to maintain it’s power. By establishing a permanent underclass supremacy creates a never ending source of ‘terrorists’ and ‘insurgents’ that will be reacted to with indiscretionary force. More arms must be fabricated and more wars will be fought.

This doesn’t have to be the fate of humankind, but it will need people to do a lot more this November than read this crappy blog.

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SPRINT Nextel Doesn’t Totally Suck Azz…

Saturday, October 7th, 2006

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In my quest to have used a cellphone from every provider availale I find myself within the Sprint Nextel network. I don’t have one of those chirping Sprint phones because those are gay. Just a regular cellphone with an MP3 player, and internets service and a back massager.

Just as I was throwing my last provider to the curb I saw a promotion for the sleek Samsung A900 model so I figured I could eff with Sprint for a minute or two since their equipment was totally sexy (no MARK FOLEY). Turns out that Sprint isn’t half bad either as a service provider. Dead zones aren’t nearly the problem that they were 10 years ago since there are cell towers on almost every street corner. The new demon is the amount of radiation that you are absorbing while using your cell phone. Motorola’s SLVR and RAZR phones are the highest on the list. Samsung, not so much.

I will enjoy this Sprint Samsung phone until that next new new drops where cellphone service providers put the microchip inside of my forehead.

WIG OWNERS > WIG BRUSHERS: The LIBERACE Edition

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006

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Show that Wig Owner LIBERACE some respect. He would rather die from the AIDS than let you see him without his wig right. Chances are that your grandma wanted to brush his wig too.

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LIBERACE brought the bling to the Wig Owning game too. Full length furs and hand jewelry that are inspiring young DipSetters to this very day. LIBERACE used his somewhat sketchy musical talent and tremendous pop music appeal to transorm himself into an international Wig Owner. No one really knows who brushed LIBERACE’s wigs, but we can all agree that he owned many. You can see LIBERACE’s influence on some of today’s popular music Wig Owners…

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ALICIA KEYS = WIG OWNER
Just like LIBERACE, sketchy piano talent plus tons of mass appeal have given Mrs.KEYS a lot of wigs to be brushed, and no one really knows for sure who brushes ALICIA’s wigs, but I have my suspicions

kerry keys KRUCIAL KERRY KEYS = ALLEGED WIG BRUSHER
Also known as MC Hat 2 Big he has been photographed holding ALICIA’s arm from time to time. This is one Wig Brusher that we like to call a ‘Beard’. And I’m not talking goatee, you hear me Mz.Peaches?

piddy PUFF DIDDY = WIG OWNER
Just when you think this fool done ran out of wigs… BAM! Take that, take that.

kim KIM PORTER = ALL STAR WIG BRUSHER
This Wig Brusher makes little babies out of nappy Yak tracks. When AL B. SURE lost all the moisture and lustre from his ‘good hair’ wig KIM PORTER went and got herself a Bad Boy

misa MISA HYLTON-BRIM = WIG BRUSHER’s WIG BRUSHER
If Wig Brusher’s ever form a union, MISA will be like the shop steward or something.

brit BRITNEY SPEARS = WIG OWNER
Whenever she wants to buy some new wigs she just sells pictures of her unborn fetus to People magazine.

brit KEVIN FEDERLINE-SPEARS = WIG BRUSHER
You don’t easily go from backup dancer to Wig Owner. J-HO did it, but look where her dancer husband ended up, and isn’t that dude that seeded Madonna back to returning cans and bottles in order to pay his rent?

janet JANET JACKSON = WIG OWNER
Miss JACKSON has been accumulating wigs since her days on ‘Good Times’.

bigfoot baby girl JERMAINE DUPRI = WIG BRUSHER
He studied well, and learned just the right amounts of moisturizer that the JACKSON family requires.

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Did anyone peep the OPRAH last week where JANET JACKSON brought out JERMAINE DUPRI but he wasn’t allowed to speak?!? It’s not like J.D. has no talent at all either. He helped MARIAH CAREY get her wigs tight again. I feel like telling dude to man the fuck up, but then again, he seems kind of happy.

You know who stays on some perpetual happy shit? Supreme cultural hustler RUSSELL SIMMONS be on that cash money wig owner yoga shit like what. He got so many wigs he don’t even need to wear one, but if he did you better believe it would be brushed like a motherfucker.

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hustle RUSSELL SIMMONS = WIG OWNER
From Def Jam to the Phat Farm, RUSSELL knows how to make jigs spend that loot. He has followed in the steps of wig owners like BERRY GORDY Jr. and QUINCY JONES to establish himself as one of the al time great hustlers of Black music and culture.

miss kay KIMORA LEE SIMMONS = WIG BRUSHER
A more sassy wig brusher you’d be hard pressed to find. She’s so high maintenance that she even needs her own wig brusher.

paris MISA HYLTON-BRIM = WIG BRUSHER’s WIG BRUSHER
Have brush, will travel.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006

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Speaking of sneakers…

I have to put NIKE on blast this time for cynically shitting on me and a bunch of the collectors that represented last Saturday for the ‘One Time Only’ releases. NIKE was billing the releases of these funky Air max shoes as some kind of major event and the kids were lining up their tents and sleeping bags outside of the city’s sneaker freak boutiques for a chance to copp some of that rare Air.

I say major event because there was all kinds of street buzz about the shoes from the skate parks downtown up to the afterschool hot spot hangouts along 125th Street. I was into my own thing the night before the release, but I still went through one of the local shops to peep out some of the true believers.

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Shouts to JESSE JAMES and his crew for holding it down and repping the lifestyle. Chilling with these dudes for a hot minute reminded me of why I still collect. Our love for all things that NIKE pushes is a passion that borders on insanity. You devote yourself to the brand in the belief that they actually care about your feelings and that they want to please you. After a few days of looking at my ‘One Time Only’ shoes I feel like NIKE played me and all of the collectors that bought into this project. A simple shoebox makes me feel like this.

When NIKE unfurls any major design event they create a package that commemorates the design in the storage system of the shoes as well. For the LeBRONS, the Untold Truth and the Air Max 360, NIKE crafted a box that immediately described the idea that you had purchased something special from the brand. The ‘One Time Only’ shoe had a price tag over two hundred dollars which is interesting since the original shoes that these styles are all developed from have sticker prices well below that figure. The shoebox that NIKE isued with these sneakers is the same one used for their general releases.

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I’m not asking for an SB box like the one above, but NIKE is charging me way too much to come to the table with a cheap azz G.R. orange box. With all the artwork that was created for this limited release of shoes you would have thought that NIKE appreciated their fans enough to go the extra mile. PRE always went the extra mile.

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Where is the love Beaverton?

We’re Winning The ‘War On Terror’…

Monday, October 2nd, 2006

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No big surprise to anyone who doesn’t keep his head in his azz that we have made less international friendships under this presidential administration than any previous one. The world isn’t safer or more stable and the domestic economy is shot to hell and crawling into this fourth quarter like a wounded dog. Well where is all this sunshine coming from that G DUBBZ and General Grievous KARL ROVE are finding to spread out to the people? Here it is…

REPUBLICANS ARE BRINGING SEXY BACK
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I bet you that there are more Republicans on MySpace than there are Democrats. MySpace does great for closeted freaks and perverts. I’m not talking about your run of the mill BILL CLINTON political perversions, I’m talking love RICK JAMES Republican style. She was only 17, but she was sexy.

APPOINT DONALD RUMSFELD KING OF IRAQ
Instead of managing the Iraq War from America, G DUBBZ should appoint DONALD RUMSFELD as the soverign chief of the United Provinces of Iraq. In this new position RUMSFELD will be allowed to indiscriminately kill civilians insurgents and maintain order within the oil rich annex of the United States.

BOMBARD IRAQ WITH ‘MISSION ACCOMPLISHED’ BILLBOARDS

I’m sure there’s nothing more demoralizing to terrorists than to see that all their efforts have been for naught. Placing these billboards along the roadways from Baghdad to Falluja and all points in between will deter terrorists from placing roadside bombs and return these men to their normal vocation – driving medallion taxis in New York City.

KEEP THE PENTAGON FREE OF FISCAL WATCHDOGS
Winning the ‘War On Terror’ isn’t cheap and inexpensive. It takes generations of hard working Americans’ tax dollars and social security contributions and even then we are still short on the tab, so that means borrowing from friends.

When all else fails theres always old reliable, rinse, wash, repeat…

Abortion!

Gays!!

GOD!!!