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GEFFEN GOT GAME

Thursday, August 17th, 2006

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What if I said I was feeling this dude’s ‘One Blood’ song? It’s got a sick beat even if he can’t rhyme for shit. He did say some slick shit too about someone being 38yrs old and still rapping.

GAYME’s still lame for always getting arrested for dumb shit, but if his album does anything in the stores it will only be the second rap album to put in work this year. I am also talking about T.I.’s album which was boosted by the fact that he had a feature film premiering at the same time and there are enough jigs in Atlanta alone for a southern rap act to go platinum without even leaving Peachtree Industrial Blvd. I don’t really consider Gnarls Barkley to be rap music either. They’re more like ‘techno-soul’. Outkast seems to be morphing into that hybrid as well.

So I guess Hip-Hop is finally dead. It’s kind of funny that Hip-Hop killed itself. TIPPER GORE, C.DELORES TUCKER and the PMRC couldn’t do the job. Wal-Mart and other super retailers couldn’t stop the bum rush either. It was that bitch M.T.V. that handed Hip-Hop a blunt laced with angel dust and the next thing you know Hip-Hop jumped out the 7th floor project window. I don’t even know if I want to hear the new RAEKWON joint and he is like my favorite dude next to OL’ DIRTY.

Damn, I miss Hip-Hop.

NEW YORK CITY = JOAN RIVERS

Thursday, August 17th, 2006

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New York City has become just like that rich bitch JOAN RIVERS. From a far off distance she looks downright fuckable, but when you are inside of it you realize that everything ain’t what it’s made up to be. New York City might be as old as she is too.

Just like every major American metropolis NYC has seen a tremendous upswing in luxury residential development. I can understand seeing this in areas and neighborhoods that have always supported that construction, but to see it in the ‘hood is somewhat shocking and offensive. I’m not offended by the new development because the ‘hood is always the last on the pecking order for receiving an influx of capital projects renewal cash. What pisses me off is the use of the word ‘luxury’ for a property that is outfitted with the minimum required habitable amenities.

RUNNING WATER BUILDING = LUXURY
WORKING ELEVATOR BUILDING = LUXURY
NON-SLEEPING DOORMAN BUILDING = LUXURY

It’s like folks in the ‘hood don’t know any better. What they do know is that it wasn’t until children of privilege started buying up property that the sanitation department started making bi-weekly visits. And it wasn’t until the children of privilege moved in that the grocery store started selling milk that hadn’t expired last month. Including that nasty azz soy milk. And the ‘hood knows that it wasn’t until the children of privilege moved onto the block that the police finally started walking the beat.

The ‘hood payed as much taxes as anyone before the center city’s ‘revitalization’ began. The taxes that are associated with lousy city services, low grade consumer goods and half azzed supermarkets. Now the city is telling the ‘hood to pack up their bags again if they can’t take the weight of this new development. I am all for new development, but how about letting me develop some small businesses with affordable commercial space? How about letting me develop some skilled workers with training centers that teach long term construction skills like welding, millworking, carpentry and plumbing?

We will need people that can service all these luxury residences as opposed to more clueless, skillless, jobless, homeless people standing outside of these high rises living out of garbage bags on the sidewalks.

I’m just sayin’.

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The Importance Of Being Curtis…

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

curtis & gay jay

Since we last checked in on the Oscar Wilde love triangle melodrama between CURTIS JACKSON, JAYCEON TAYLOR and JEFFREY ATKINS we thought that FITTY had moved on now and was in love with the lil’ lil’ homies that hail from the Queensbridge projects.

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Too bad the Littles latest album project wasn’t a street classic. I guess there’s always the ‘Shook Ones’ ringtones when the Littles decide they want to get their paper back up. CURTIS meanwhile has been looking every bit the part of some young rapper’s forlorn father. Where is YOUNG BUCK right now to lift his spirits? Only 12 months ago it seemed like the G-Unit juggernaut was set to take over the planet. Their logo was emblazoned on everything in the streets. There was a book, a movie and a soundtrack CD that made me think that Fifty Cent had taken over a broadcasting satellite. In a years’ time he has come back to Earth to remind me that he is still human.

JAYCEON TAYLOR has to be from Hollywood or he has one of the hardest working P.R. firms grinding for him. He has kept his name, GAME, circulating on Hip-Hop websites as frequently as dead TUPAC releases albums. GAYME gets arrested for some fantastic throwback crimes that remind me of someone living out their lost childhood.

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Brass knuckles and wearing a mask in public are completely 1980’s type offenses. Somebody check GAYME’s birth certificate and make sure he wasn’t born in 1970. GAYME’s new music video should find a way to increase the tensions between him and CURTIS. I’m not sure why these guys put us through all of this when I know they just want to kiss and make up.

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If they are going to continue to carry on this charade of being so angry that they could kill a brick I say they should go to Iraq and help relieve some of our fatigued and famished family members.

Like the Littles are fond of saying, “There’s a war going on outside…”

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Follow The Guns, Find The Gangsters…

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

x wing

***NERD ALERT***NERD ALERT***NERD ALERT***

I was watching Star Wars Episode III for like the fifty-eleventh time and I realized that the Galactic Republic used a prototype of the X-Wing fighter pictured above. It was called the the ARC-170 (Agressive Reconaissance Craft) and it was created for use in the Clone Wars. The ARC had a tri-foil design that resembled an ‘X’ when it was fully deployed. The position of the laser cannons, the round cylindrical engines and the use of an astromech droid for navigation was remarkably reminiscient of the X-Wing fighters used exclusively throughout the latter battles against the Galactic Empire.

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Here’s what blows my mind… The Galactic Republic becomes the Galactic Empire when Emperor Palpatine goes hardbody and strong arms the Senate. You would have to assume that the contractors and vendors that are manufacturing equipment and services to the Republic continue to do so for the Empire. Or else they risk getting choked out by Darth Vader (the B.M.F.O.A.T.). So Incom Corp., the company that makes the ARC fighter, develops the new X-Wing and they secretly sell them to the Rebel forces.

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The next question becomes, how do these Rebel forces pay Incom Corp. for these starfighters? Do they use Republic credits? Doesn’t the Galactic Empire make Republic credits worthless so in that way they can regulate trade throughout the galaxy? Like if you don’t have the new money with the Emperor’s face on it you can’t buy shit. Although that might create dissension among the planets that were already wealthy and bankrolling the Emperor in the first place. Anyhoo…

Skipping over to Earth1 or Earth Prime as some folks like to call this planet. I noticed that multi-national corporations that build weapons systems for the United States simultaneously create weapons systems for countries that we may not consider “freedom loving”. Do you remember the plane from the movie ‘Top Gun’? It was called the F-14 Eagle.

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The company that created the F-14 Eagle was called GRUMMAN. In the 1990’s due to a mini-recession and the end of the Cold War, U.S. military funding for hard item weapons systems like aircraft was cut down causing the military industrial complex to shrink in some areas. GRUMMAN merged with Northrop, while Boeing took over McDONNELL-DOUGLAS. What I didn’t know was that companies like GRUMMAN and Boeing weren’t just selling domestic aircraft to foreign nations but also hard item weapons systems like fighter planes. The Islamic Republic of Iran Air Force has several squadrons composed of these F-14 jets.

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Please explain to me exactly what part of the game that is? Do we sell weapons systems to foreign countries so that our planes have someone to play with? Let’s keep in mind that the U.S. has moved on since the F-14 and we are now ‘EFFING’ with the Raptor series of fighter jets from Lockheed MARTIN, at a cost of $360mil per aircraft?!? Who the fuck can afford these planes?

In my search for the truth it has become obvious that war is big business, but only for whomever is making the bullets.

Friends. How Many Of Us Have Them?

Monday, August 14th, 2006

bert & ernie

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