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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

volcano

From deep in the center of the Earth I present to you, the DALLASPENN.COM ‘HEATROX A.M.’95’

heatrox 95s

Ohmigod the hits keep coming from the NIKE Design Studio. You can officially hate me now. The series of shoes designed at the studio is getting sicker and sicker. The A.M. ’95s are covered in the studios’ exclusive leather and the altitude green ‘swoosh’ is still reppin’ for each shoe in the series.

heatrox 95s

heatrox 95s

The A.M. 95’s have massive street cred because most of y’all youngbloods was just turning into teenagers when they first dropped. DALLASPENN.COM is the formatted hard drive for everything F.R.E.S.H. so you know we had to copp a pair of these jawns.

heatrox 95s
heatrox 95s
heatrox 95s

The next series at the design studio will feature Dunks and Air Force 1’s. If you think you’re ready to change the game then holler at me. I will be hosting a Dunk party at the design studio.

BABY ‘BACHS ARE A BEAST

Sunday, May 7th, 2006

benz 5-0-0

I am not all sick over whips and in a few hours I will talk to you about stealing cars. People put way too much stock and relevance into the material shit in their lives. We let these things define us and represent us. But there is a temporal nature to material items that you have to recognize. What is considered ‘hot’ today will not be popular tomorrow because having permenance doesn’t support the capitalistic machine.

Now when you look at automobiles you are looking at one of our greatest guilty pleasures. Their value is in the convenience that they allow us to travel from point ‘A’ to point ‘B’. Their value isn’t in the item itself since cars depreciate the second you first turn the key in the ignition. That’s why I never get too hype over cars. Their purpose is to work for you. There is no point in having something pretty if you can’t use it. I guess that is the broke dude in me coming out against cars because I do own way more sneakers than I have feet for.

Still, every now and then my eyes see something that I recognize for its acheivemement in technical engineering. Mercedes got this one off biggtime with their new S-class sedans. This is going to be the new rapper luxury car pushing the BMW 745i out of the frame. Mercedes is sick because they put shit into a car that you didn’t even realize that you wanted. Leave it to the Germans to invent the air conditioned steering wheel and variable speed power ass massagers(no JAKE GYLLENHAAL). The new S class even invokes the image of Mercedes premier division, Maybach.

maybach

I don’t plan on selling out, but if a job came through with the Negro Network or the supremracist Massa Tell lies Vision I might have to consider what is more important to me, leaning back with the devil, or doing the Timberland two-step and keeping my principals.

HAIKU FOR THE REPO MAN

Saturday, May 6th, 2006

polobear


In coldest darkness
Towtruck tows fatboy’s black truck
Lease due anyhoo

CHIPOTLE Is A Mexican CrackHouse

Saturday, May 6th, 2006

churrito

When I called the StarBucks chain retail store a crackhouse none of y’all co-signed my joint. StarBucks ain’t shit compared to these Chipotle fools. These dudes have lines extending outside of their buildings. Plus, the intern and a whole lotta other white go eat there so I am more likely to trust a place that has them as clientele(oddly enough the intern and I still eat the dirty bird from the chicken spot on Nostrand and Eastern Parkway).

These dudes at Chipotle make a burrito that looks like a piece of luggage. And there is this whipped white pudding that they will put on your food for no extra charge, that shit is that crack. I know some of you educated people will try to tell me that it is only sour cream. I know Breakstones’ and that my friends is no Breakstones’. And how dope is it that they sell margheritas for under $4 bucks? On a Saturday nite I am going to Chipotle to get drunk on the cheap.

cracked out

Black Kids in Chicago ARE STILL EFFED!

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

r.f.

Bored of education officials in Chicago have reached a deal with the Justice Department on integrating their public schools… WHAT THE FUCK?!? Are we in the year 2006 or is this shit 1966!?!

The real issue when I look at public schools isn’t about integration, but funding and resources. Chicago is no different than any American urban center when it concerns the education of the non-priveleged. The Federal monies that are allocated for the education of the center city students is siphoned off into the suburbs. The agenda has been to maintain a permanent underclass that will be ill-prepared to adapt to the changing technology and will ultimately feed the prison industrial complex. Education is the number one issue for poor people. That alone can grant you a small measure of mobility within the American caste framework. Without an education you are so shit out of luck it’s not even funny.

Where is your boy BARACK OBAMA when this shit is going down in Illinois? It looks like politricks as usual party people and the poor Chi-Town kids will never be smart enough to understand that their baseball teams really suck.