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EVEN RAFI’s PARENTS BOUGHT A COPY…

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

the kams

^ Not RAFI’s parents. Maybe…

Did you know that the iNternets Celebrities DVD was now for sale for the incredible offer of ‘Name Your Own Price‘?

Chea!

Why don’t you have a copy of this DVD? The quality is way better than anything you can view on the internets(at the moment). Plus the packaging is so awesome. At this rate you can buy a copy and leave it in the shrinkwrap until I die from a heart attack(in approx. 5 years) and then sell it on eBay for more than you paid for it(natch). That is like better than a 401k investment plan if you ask me.

I tell you what, buy the DVD and I will try to die horrifically to really help you maximize the resale value. Deal?

Posted in C.R.E.A.M., iNternets Celebrities, The MGMT | 2 Comments »

POLITRICKS: Congressional Cowardice…

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

joe wilson

JOE WILSON: Putting the butch in the bench

No one would even think of jumping bad with G DUBBZ since DICK CHENEY was on record for shooting his own friend in the face.

If this administration is going to get the hardbody status JOE BIDEN needs to shank somebody.

Like quick.

bam
bam
bam
bam

Posted in C.R.E.A.M., Harpers Weekly Review, Ho Sit Down!, Politricks, Social Upheaval, white, Wig Owners | 4 Comments »

DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

jeter

The Yankees are one of America’s richest sports franchises because they can constantly market the nostalgia of baseball to their fans and followers. DEREK JETER’s pursuit of the all-time Yankees hit record has bolstered ticket sales into the billion dollar boondoggle in the Bronx. Last year they Yankees were selling off the old furniture. This year they are selling you a ticket to watch his story. I’m not buying it. Neither should you.

Not to be outdone, the Mets are selling commemorative bricks to their new monumental tombstone. Ironically, these guys hit the wall sometime in May.

Posted in Beisbol, C.R.E.A.M., Fanboy Ish, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Sports are Gay, T.O.N.Y., When I Reminisce... | 5 Comments »

The Vend Diagram…

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

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This iNternets Celebrities are the ebony and ivory that MICHAEL JACKSON and PAUL McCARTNEY dreamed of…

In our newest video project we bring our camera to the streets of NYC to see how the retail frontlines are coping with with our effed the eff up economy. Being the most official bootleg journalists of the internets means that we even go into deep cover mode.

The i.C.’s become street vendors for a day just to experience the lifestyle on the other side of the collapsible table game. Being a street vendor is hardbody work for real. It’s not a life that most people would choose. In a way, it chooses you.

Just like a racehorse does, or an expensive prostitute.

Posted in 5 Elements, Black Bullshit, Blipsters = Hipsters, C.R.E.A.M., Ghetto Celebs, Harpers Weekly Review, iNternets Celebrities, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Politricks, Social Upheaval, Straight Laced, T.O.N.Y., Talking Shit | 19 Comments »

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

air maxim

I was very excited a few weeks ago when I copped the new Air Maxim. NIKE stays on their R & D grind hardbody. The shoes are so incredibly lightweight yet still substantial. That is due to them having a carbon fiber cover where there might have been leather or suede previously. The Air Maxim weigh less than a pair of sandals. The contingent of people still wearing Crocs or flip-flops should get into the Air Maxim. The people that love animals should step to them because there is no leather or suede on the shoe. The people that go apeshit for the environment should fux with them for all the sustainable materials

The main reason that I fux with the Air Maxim is because they portend to days of future past. When the Earth has been rendered a polluted rock spinning around the sun and there is no protection from solar radiation(shouts to Mountain Dew UltraViolet Zxero Calories), there is no clean water to drink and hardly any oxygen to breathe there will at least be NIKE air. You pay for cable television and you buy bottled water. Why won’t you buy some Air Maxim?

Posted in C.R.E.A.M., Fanboy Ish, Fashion Faux Pas, iNternets Celebrities, Sneaker Fiends United, T.O.N.Y., The Addict | 7 Comments »

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