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The Boy Who Cried Wolf-owitz…

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

g dubbz

Dick farted…

The world is having a gasface moment because our lawmakers and moneychangers got a little too greedy minding the till. I’ll say this again so that we are all clear on the why-fors and the what-nots; Capitalism is supposed to devour everything in sight when it is working properly. Lassiez faire economic systems eventually have to vomit out all the caviar they have consumed. All that lobster tail every day will give you the gout and quick. Right now America has the gout. BUSCHE is trying to tell us that the gout is about to give us the AIDS unless we aid the fools that have no self control.

I admit that I have been hoodwinked by the BUSCHES every which way myself. While I knew that they were going to go apeshit with the oil prices I didn’t think that they would eff the banks in the ‘A’ (no Atlanta). If I had been paying attention I would have remembered the Silverdo schemes set up by NEIL BUSCHE. How many of us listening to N.W.A., Ice Cube and Public Enemy back in 1988 would believe that by 2008 we would have another BUSCHE ruining the country and RONALD RAYGUN would be viewed as the transcendent president?

The stakes now are way higher than when G DUBBZ coerced COLIN POWELL to appear before Congress and give his administrative war pitch. The biggest problem that the administration is facing now is that all the people who had integrity and could muster the trust of the American citizen have been driven underground. While all the vultures and hawks have been placed on perches so high above our view we won’t even see them when they swoop down to pick away the bones. PAUL WOLFOWITZ was the president of the World Bank up until last year when he was forced to resign because he caught misappropriating funds. Everywhere they go members of G DUBBZ administration bring their philosophy of scorching the Earth.

I don’t write this shit just to seem smart and make hyperlinks to Wikipedia. I write this shit in the hopes that we can all remember what the BUSCHES do to our country so hopefully we won’t elect JEB BUSCHE president in 2012.

BACK IN A NEW YORK GROOVE…

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

hhh2006


Ace Frehley (KISS) – ‘New York Groove’*
*DP Fun Fact is that I got this album for my birthday thirty years ago
**DP Dot Com Free Shit goes out to anyone NOT named Dart Adams that can tell me Ace Frehley’s stage name with KISS.

There is so much shit we have to discuss this week. First off, let me say thank you to everyone who sent me their love this week. Your thoughts and prayers brought me and C.S. home safely. NHJIC.

Okay, so my Mets really did shitbag the season didn’t they? If OMAR MINAYA wants to keep his job he better start finding some players that speak english. No more of this latin bullshit. There ain’t nothing good going down in Latin America so these ballplayers better learn to speak some English and real fuckin’ quick. Let’s see how much CARLOS DELGADO likes playing for the San Juan Rooster Legs.

New York City is on hype overload right now. There are too many parties going down with obamas included. The VH-1 Hip-Hop Honors are also taping live tomorrow night. I don’t have RAFI available to help me beauregarde the red carpet press area this year so I am going in a different direction altogether. Stay tuned for what transpires. I promise that it will be funny if nothing else.

The BUSCHE administration bailout plan records a massive fail and we are all still alive. Who knew?

We need to discuss some of this shit…

the god mc

DP = Dividends Panic…

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

wamu

Here’s why I am shitting briks after the JPMorgan Chase takeover of Washington Mutual…

I still owe JPMorgan Chase a grip from a defaulted credit card. These fucks shut me down back and April and garnished my entire grip. I had seven stacks in my account and several checks in the mail for big amounts. That garnishment put me in the worst effing hole in my life. Too bad I couldn’t have Congress erase my debts like they are doing for the screwups on Wall Street.

Now that I have my paycheck coming directly to Washington Mutual I better shut this account down and take my ass back to the check cashing spot on Junction Boulevard. In another few years there will only be one bank left in America. I bet its gonna be Chase too. They are so ruthless with their credit card interest fees. That is the heart of capitalism too. The idea is to straight up capitalize on motherfuckers. To kick niggas in the teeth when they are down on the ground.

This is why I don’t think we should be giving welfare to capitalists. Let those fags burn in the fiscal ether they created. Okay, I know nothing is that simple, but how the hell do the CEO’s of Lehman Brothers, Bear Stearns, AIG and all these other bankrupted corporation get to keep their scrilla but my ass gets garnished for some shit I bought back in 2002? Garnishing some of these fuckers golden parachutes will certainly allay some of the money that we taxpayers are laying out.

Say no to less regulation of our banking system.

Say hell no to executive packages paid for with our money.

Say HELL FUCKING NO to a suspension of the capital gains tax.

POLITRICKS 2008: Mr. Crazy Goes To Washington…

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

mcshame

JOHN McCAIN gets a whiff of his own horseshit.

The 2008 presidential campaign turns on a faux CAPRA-esque twist when JOHN McCAIN claims to have suspended his campaign to return to Washington to fix the economic crisis.

Does this mean he is putting up all of his homes and his fleet of automobiles to add to the welfare package that Wall Street is receiving? Ha. McCAIN’s machine might be short on moola methinks.

What the fuck is JOHN McCAIN going to do in Washington? This meatball isn’t on the banking, finance or ethics committees that are overseeing the corporate welfare package. He’s gonna have to watch this shit on C-Span like the rest of us. Those of us that are watching this shit. My ass is going back to the beach to get a tan. Anyone who remembers the Keating Five already remembers JOHN McCAIN from making our economy fucked the fuck up back in 1989’s savings and loan scandal. JOHN McCAIN is only into bankrupting economies.

More than likely it is because the handlers of the Republican ticket realize that their team will be eaten alive in the debates like fresh meat. So this tactic for stalling isn’t just designed to delay McCAIN’s debate, but really to delay SARAH PALIN’s time at the podium. Let’s face it, the Republican ticket as presented is about as piss poor on public policy as you could get in modern day politricks. One of the nominees can’t remember the date while the other is firmly confident that it is still 1808.

The OBAAMA campaign should carry on with the debate. Show up. Fuck it. Even though it’s in Mississippi the chances of BARACK being lynched publicly are actually pretty slim.

The Trillion Dollar Welfare System…

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

food stamps

I grew up far from being wealthy. I remember shit like waiting in line for the powdered milk and cheese brick that my mom would copp from the church. My dad hated for her to get that shit but the truth was that we needed a little help when he was the only one working and my mom was finishing up her B.A. requirements. We had food stamps and a supermarket on Northern Blvd. that allowed me to use them to buy shit like bread, milk and butter.

My dad and my mother worked their natural Black asses off to put the family in a position where we no longer needed food stamps. I imagine that to be the purpose of a national welfare system. People require essential provisions to survive. As long as folks are working in a direction that will remove them from the assistance dole they should get some help. I’m surprised now (but not really) that I don’t hear any chatter from all the welfare reform politricksters about how the banking system bailout is nothing more than a trillion dollar welfare system.

I couldn’t use food stamps to pay for a fancy meal at Cipriani’s or the Russian Tea Room, so why are we allowing the banking system a do-over after they spent their money on boutique financial ponzi schemes? With no oversight or regulation there was bound to be egregious theft. We ARE capitalists aren’t we? Well, actually, they are capitalists, we, meaning the folks reading this blog are the capitalized.

Truth be told I don’t know a hotdamn thing about macroeconomics, but I thought the whole point of capitalism was always big fish eats little fish.

fishes

So now that the big fishes like AIG, Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers have bitten off more than they can chew should we be saving them?

COMPASSIONATE CAPITALISM

I think I mentioned this term in a previous drop. I’m not recalling socialism and certainly not communism, but the idea is that the term “free market” is a misnomer that we can no longer afford to misunderstand. The market has to be monitored on some serious shit. We can’t permit entities to become so large that when they have a coronary from poor management they clot up our entire economic system.

AIG’s $13B losses in the first half of 2008 opened the floodgates for their welfare package of $85B. This is a relatively small amount considering there are corporations that have even greater global holdings that have yet to submit their ledgers from this fiscal year. Can you imagine what the amount might be to prop up a mega multi-national monolith like General Electric?

Sheeeeeeeit, cancel Christmas for the next 10 generations.

I still don’t understand how we can prevent the banking industrial complex from creating that next new vehicle to defraud poor folks from their money. How retarded on some diabolical genius shit is the concept of money anyhoo? I guess its time to get that chip put into my forehead. I don’t even give a fuck anymore. Just as long as I can get myself a package of pre-sweetened Kool-Aid and a couple of cans of sardines.