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POLITRICKS 2008: O.P.P. > G.O.P.

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

beauty queen

I want to bet someone that the extent of McCAIN’s vetting process was learning that SARAH PALIN was a former beauty queen from Alaska.

I can see the old man calling PALIN “a sweet cunt.”

What?!? Are you forgetting that those are his words!

I have to admit that I’m smitten with PALIN myself. She is doing her damnedest to be a GILF that can get it, but good.

I’m the dude that is always looking to see who is pulling the strings like the Wizard of Oz. What will SARAH PALIN speak about tonight at the Republican National Convention? She could pull that beauty queen trick out her bag where those chicks cry a lot.

Remember when HILLARY almost cried that time? She had that sniff-pause-sniff. The MSM press went “Oooooooooooh.” The following days headline was all about a heartfelt HILLARY. Sheeeeeeeit. HILLARY is a stone-cold customer in the game of politricks. For that ice queen to shed a tear she would need an industrial powered evaporator in her pantsuit’s pocket. But you get the point.

HILLARY was no beauty queen though. Imagine how hot PALIN would be if she had NO kids and no dumbass husband?

BILL CLINTON would declare himself a Republican.

You know PALIN likes to get it in too, not just because of all the kids she already has, but because she wanted Alaska to secede from the United States. Whoa! Alaska has so much oil and and so few people they could become one of the wealthiest nations in the world. Definitely the top dog in this hemisphere.

Now that is some crazy retro-confederate madness.

Get Your Hand Out My Pocket!

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

ebay

I fucks with eBay directly and by extension through my use of PayPal since eBay own’s that website. PayPal is a convenient way to trade money for goods and services because the website looks so damn officious.

Quiet as shit is kept PayPal is also a bastion for thieves who have figured ways to manipulate that system as well. I’ve learned my lesson the hard way that you had better keep your tracking slips and shipping receipts for a few months after a transaction so that in case your buyer files a complaint you won’t get your account shut down.

eBay makes a grip off handling people’s money through the PayPal service. So much so they have decided to mandate a PayPal account for ALL of their users beginning in October. I feel a kind of way about this news. Checks, and by extension, checking accounts are being phased out of consumer transactions. Debit cards, with the function as credit cards are the norm for most people’s transactions, mine included. Cash is now firmly holding the stigma as the method of payment for only poor folks.

The truth is that I would use cash if I wasn’t so poor my damn self. I have $25 in my account before payday and I will be damned if I give $2 of that away to another banking institution as a transaction fee. Keep in mind that my bank will also be taking $1.50 of that total for their “out of network” fee. reminds me of the time I only had $21.48 in my account and I did an inquiry from a bank that didn’t hold my account. The bank charged me $1.50 and that dipped my balance below the $20 mark so I couldn’t even make a withdrawl when I did get to my bank’s ATM.

As shit gets more fucked the fuck up economically we need to be vigilant for all of these services that extract fees for no good gotdamn reason. These banking bastards be charging us to hold our money. At least a check cashing spot tells you what they are going to take from you the second you walk across the threshold. These banks and fake ass financial services companies live off the people that don’t read the fine print. I’m one of those people. Not so much anymore since the fine print is all I have to read other than the negative balances in my account.

DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

manny

Yes, I’m still on my EFF BOSTON bullshit.

With the month of August halfway in the books MANNY RAMIREZ has come back to Earth. His batting average is a mere mortal .424 and he has only hit 6 HRs and knocked in 21 RBIs while striking out 12 times. The Dodgers record for August so far is 10-6. They are currently sharing first place in the National League West with the Arizona Diamondbacks.

In case you were wondering…

JASON BAY is hitting a solid .328 with a home run and 12 RBI’s for the month of August. BAY also has two stolen bases to go along with his 16 K’s. Boston is 4 games out of first place in the AL East, but they are two games up in the AL Wild Card lead.

THEO, you played yourself.

NFL = Not For Long…

Monday, August 18th, 2008

nfl

It’s that time of year again bitches where DP Dot Com and friends vy for the king of the hill in picking football games.

All you need to do to be a part of the madness is leave a comment on this drop’s thread.

*make sure the e-mail field is filled out correctly so I can contact you*

As usual, the pool winner gets a FREE pair of kicks.

Little Jamaal Stays Losing…

Monday, August 18th, 2008

black student

I just found out that all the backslapping and glad-handing that the city has been giving itself for its improved performance public schools has been done without the achievement of Black kids, specifically Black males.

NYC’s Black Male Graduation Rates: The Lost Two-Thirds

This number breaks down to something like a 68% dropout rate for Black boys. True story is that I am surprised its not even greater. After Brooklyn Tech I couldn’t stand high school. There was no fucking excitement, no challenge and no stimulation. Mostly just a regurgitation of all the bullshit that I was fed for the prior ten years. Meanwhile, the real world was happening outside of the school.

What saves some of us Black boys are the alternative schools which farm us out to participating businesses as interns. The city gives these businesses the incentive to join the program with tax rebates. They aren’t just sending any nigga off the street to work inside an architectural office. You are vetted by the high school’s staff for your ability and attitude. Because I was already smarter than your average teenager I had no problem being placed in the area of my choice. Now how does the city do this for the other 300K Black boys failing out of school?

Black males are failed out of school too early in the game. High school is already too late to save these kids. Their programming, or de-programming is done damn near in kindergarten. Black males are singled out for disciplinary actions earlier and at a greater rate than any other kids. This becomes the population for special education programs which aren’t too special. Black boys find themselves in classes with the developmentally disabled and the physically disabled. Their self worth is negated even before they become teenagers.

The preparation that little Jamaal is being given will place him on the fast track to the prison industrial complex. Even in a wealthy city like New York you can see how Black boys are being sent in the opposite direction of successful adulthood. So many things combine at once to ruin Black boys minds. Poor nutrition, poor social values, poor educational options, basically poverty in a nutshell. When I see that 68% of Black boys are not graduating high school I realize that means at least 68% of Black males are living in poverty in NYC.