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Flying Is For The Birds…

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

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The airlines are getting on some nickel and dime bullshit.

What’s next?

To still afford a plane ticket is fools gonna have to run on a hamster wheel to get enough power for takeoff?!?

BROOKLYN BULLSHIT…

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

Editor’s note: I just copied and pasted this drop from JOELL ORTIZ’ website. He goes a little deeper than I have to discuss his discontent with the folks at Brooklyn Bodega over the annual Bklyn Hip-Hop Festival that they produce. This isn’t the definitive story for this misunderstanding, but it does shed some light on the passion and understanding that JOELL lives his life by. I hope the dialogue becomes increased by this drop of real talk…

2008 marks the 4th year anniversary of the so called “Brooklyn Hip Hop Festival” It also marks the fourth year I’ve been snubbed by the folks at ‘Brooklyn Bodega’. I was scheduled to do a show for the Puerto Rican day Parade in Bridgeport CT that weekend (shout to Block Royal) so I could not have done a full set at the BHHF. However, I did want an opportunity to promote the 2@atime project I am a part of. Our aim is to provide computers to underprivileged kids in my neighborhood and I thought the festival would be a great place to kick things off. Many people tried to convince the event organizer, Wes Jackson, to give me the opportunity to do two songs and to say few words about the computer program, but Wes refused every request.

From the door, I want to say that I respect his right to refuse my participation. No problem. However, the reason he gave to people for brushing me off was bullshit. It seems the content of my music is not conducive to the kind of event Wes promotes. Once again, I don’t want anyone thinking what about to say is sour grapes cause I got snubbed by an event promoter. That shit happens, no big deal. But the real reason Wes didn’t want me there is because I called him out on his bullshit the first year he had the event in the Williamsburg Brooklyn, steps away from where I was raised.

Long story short, I got pissed cause there weren’t any non white locals represented, on stage or in the audience. NO one that grew up in my projects, on the Southside or on Greenpoint knew about the event. It was clear from the beginning that we uncool Black and Latin people in the neighborhood were not welcome. On top of that, they claim the name, “Brooklyn Bodega” but there were no flyers or poster boards in or around any bodegas in the hood. I found out about the event cause a friend that loads trucks for one of the sponsors told one of my managers about it. As the date got closer I found out another friend of a friend from Boriquen Projects was hired to clean up after the event.

It’s ironic they didn’t want us there because a few of the older people that live in that neighborhood actually built the space where the festival was held and they’re grandkids helped clean up the thrash after people left festival. Some those older dudes from around the South Side believe that this deliberate slight happened cause I’m Latino. I can kind of see why they think that but I don’t believe the decision to snub me was based on race. I don’t think Wes Jackson is a racist.

However, the snub does speak to something just as hurtful to me – Cultural Snobbery and Classism.

I know first hand about classism because I live in Cooper Projects which is in the heart of Williamsburg Brooklyn. For those of you who don’t know, Williamsburg is located in North Brooklyn and is Mecca to the hipster. Tight Jeans, Dope Sneaker Stores, Hip Restaurants, Cool Lounges and a lot of young artist types from parts unknown with lots of money renting apartments that are way too expensive. It’s a great place to hang out on any night of the week cause there is always something poppin on the North Side. Except if your one of the poor people in that lives in this area.

Before I became Joell Ortiz, “the rapper” I was just another Puerto Rican from the wrong side of the North side. I got the automatic locked doors at the local hipster sneaker store as I tried to enter, the 1hr wait for a table at an empty restaurant and I never got any of the jobs at local shops or construction sites I applied for. It was as if I was invisible while in certain sections of this neighborhood. Things have changed for me since those days. I am still a Rican from the North side but today the same sneaker store owner that shitted on me a few years back goes out of his way to show me new kicks when I pass by and he always asks me to take pictures in the store. He recently made a nice donation to 2@atime so all is good.

Although, certain things may have changed for me around here, on the whole, gentrification is a motherfucker for my people in this neighborhood. For instance, the local supermarket that we used to shop at closed and in it’s place they opened a more expensive one that frowns on welfare mom’s with EBT cards. They still don’t take applications at any of the construction sites and when they do hire someone from the projects or one of the Puerto Rican’s for the South side it’s only as day workers with no insurance or job security. When a worker does get paid its usually in cash from out the foreman’s pocket. Hardly enough to keep a roof over your head around here.

If you happen to be one of the working poor in this area that doesn’t live in the projects it’s almost impossible to keep an apartment. Landlords are throwing people out that have been in this area for generations in order to make room for wealthy newcomers. If they can’t get you out legally certain slumlords will opt to burn you out of your home. I’m not bullshiting. There have been more suspect fires in this area than any other time in the history of NYC. That is no coincidence.

There have been a few hippie rallies on our behalf and leftist flyers proclaiming workers rights have been handed out at local bars and taverns, but for the most part, I don’t believe it. When it comes to real estate and bread they ain’t trying to let us eat. While landlords evict seniors that can’t afford the outrageous rents some of these same rallying hipsters are busy trying to open their own school in the same building as our P.S. 84. The hope is that their kids will receive a better education than the one provided by the local public school that happens to be in the same building. I know it sounds nuts but I swear it’s true. Separate but equal, in the same building?! I’m not the smartest guy in the world but I thought that shit was illegal in this country.

Anyway, I think Brooklyn Bodega represents the same kind of hypocrisy. They claim to rep “real Hip Hop” but only allow a certain kind of performer to play for a certain audience. To me, That’s bullshit. Hip Hop was started by Blacks and Latinos that weren’t welcome to party in downtown clubs owned and run by racist snobs. Those pioneers created a scene of their own and passed it down to us. Its only been 30 something years and our culture already has bougie snobs trying to keep poor people out of something that was created by the poor. I’ll bet a stack that if we crunch the numbers and make adjustments for time the founding fathers of Hip Hop would not be part of the Brooklyn Bodega’s target demographic.

I probably wont ever be invited to perform at that festival but fuck it. I don’t want anything to do with a classist organization that goes out there way to exclude an entire segment of this culture. When I perform in my neighborhood I want ALL of my neighbors to enjoy the show.

As you can tell I have few issues with gentrification. However, there are some bright spots that would be unfair for me to ignore. I wanna take a a sec to acknowledge the good people at Monkey Town on North 3rd. They gave my boy from Cooper Projects a job recently. He walked in off the street and asked if they were hiring and they gave him a job on the spot. That’s very rare around here. I actually went in there on a date one night and the chef came out to tell me and the chick I was with all about the dishes we were having. He didn’t know who I was he was just being a gracious host to a guest. I love that spot!

You can help me help the underprivileged kids in the neighborhoods of Williamsburg and Bushwick, Brooklyn by clicking on Give at the top bar on my homepage. Our goal with 2@atime is to get every disadvantaged kid in the four projects in the Williamsburg/Bushwick area computers. I want them to know about everything that is going on in, around and outside of this neighborhood.

We gonna change our community 2 kids at a time.

The MLB Diamond Loses Its Value…

Friday, August 1st, 2008

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This season found us paying homage to the greatness of KEN GRIFFEY Jr. and NYC native, the magnificent MANNY RAMIREZ. By the time this season is over we will be watching both of them perform for different ballclubs than when the season began. These two players are a sure-shot first ballot lock to be voted into the Hall of Fame. Why in the world would the teams that hold their contracts want to move them?

This was an economic fire sale by the owners in the MLB. If it were just GRIFFEY Jr. and MANNY then maybe we could call that a contract year coincidence, but when you see all kinds of big name all-star talent get shifted around the league you realize that none of these owners wants to pay the piper. ALEX RODRIGUEZ’s Yankee deal is forcing other teams to dig deep into their pockets (read: profits) as the time to renew some of their big tickets draw near.

I think its a fucked up statement to the fans that have rooted for these players for five to ten years as a member of their respective home teams to now have to decide whether they remain loyal to a player who has brought them excitement or an organization that is only considering their bottom line. It wasn’t just the players who were using the cream and the clear. Since 1996 the MLB’s attendance and profits have been swole like they used the whole box of HGH on their accounting ledgers. Now that the kibosh has come down on their drug party everyone except the Yankees is acting broke.

Bullshit, the whole argument about big market small market teams. Wherever a ballclub exists it receives a windfall of subsidies from the local government. Shit like free real estate to build their stadiums, most of which are unoccupied for more than 3/4ths of the year. There’s usually free infrastructure development to facilitate the fans delivery to these ballparks. Fuck the MLB owners and their mini-fiefdoms fed off the public dole. That shit is called welfare by everyone except the cowards. At least a mother with three children living in the ‘hood wouldn’t charge me $8 for a bottle of beer.

The racist apologist JERRY SEINFELD has said some funny things. One of those lines goes something like this, “Baseball players change teams so often that I feel like I’m rooting for a piece of laundry.” He was fucking right. The shit that really pisses me off though is that I now have to buy another fucking baseball jersey.

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And The South Stays Losing…

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

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If you think this drop is about some rap music regionalism I may have pleasantly surprised you. Maybe not pleasantly surprised you though…

Report warns of AIDS ‘crisis’ across South

This news bugs the shit out of me for several reasons. Firstly, I don’t believe there is an AIDS virus. I know of a few folks who have died from AIDS related illnesses and by a coincidence they were all gay men. They were all people who were extremely healthy and fit.

Conversely, I should have have some disease eating through my vital organs as I type this shit out. What with all the McDonald’s, White Castles and Waffle Houses that I have frequented in my almost forty years my kidneys should be Mcnugget shaped. Diabetes, heart failure, or at a minimum a stroke should find my door. These diseases are preventable however, and most importantly, they are detectable.

The second issue I have with the supposed AIDS virus is the fact that it has no standard viral fingerprint. All viruses have a molecular fingerprint that you can observe through a microscope. AIDS/HIV does not contain one. What it does have is a socio-economical fingerprint that clearly attracts gay men and economically disenfranchised women of color. Particularly Black women.

In the past the only way I connected gay men and Black women would be that these two groups have the highest fierceness quotients, and the most shiny stuff in their respective closets.

The news on AIDS for the last decade has been the rate of infection for African American females and no one is saying the right things. OPRAH will create an entire broadcast about the Black men who live duplicitous lives as heterosexually married gay males and that only serves to undermine the perception of Black females decision making. Marriage is so far off the radar in America that the phenomenon of the down low brothers still couldn’t account for the tremendous spike in new infections.

No one is shouting out loud that the numbers do NOT add up. The rate at which African American women are contracting AIDS is impossible. Mainly because Black chicks are not giving up the pussy like that. Yes, Black chicks are fucking. Sure, Black chicks are even engaging in sex that would be considered high risk to some. But that is such a small minority of the minorities that you would have greater luck having sex with a unicorn.

Black chicks are not giving up the loveslot without using a condom. Then it all made sense to me…

I’ve told you previously to avoid the spermicide with Nonoxynol-9 in it since that shit is a bleaching agent. That shit is usually on condoms too. What if condoms have been putting a bleaching agent inside of Black chick’s boxes? What is so strange about that? Do any of you respect the allegory of the Trojan horse? Remember how it was issued as a gift, but at night it transformed into a slaughtering and killing machine?

The capitalism contained in selling people high-priced, privately-owned, patented medicine is what fuels any health crisis. If the next president thinks he can scold people instead of creating a progressive change to the manner in which we do societal business, you know, how we care for one another as a society, then I don’t need a male version of OPRAH WINFREY in the White House.

Where There’s Smoke, There’s A Fire…

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

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Damage and spin control continues for the NBA’s commissioner as more information about the TIM DONAGHY case leaks to the press.

It appears that DONAGHY was connected with another referee whom he called over a hundred times during the period that he was providing inside information to the sports booking ring he colluded with. I wonder if CHARLES BARKLEY is one of his favorite fives too.

NBA commissioner DAVID STERN keeps jumping up and down saying that DONAGHY was a lone rogue referee and that he acted alone. I for one don’t believe him and I am anxious to see some more officials pulled in front of a grand jury. It doesn’t seem possible to me for one man to fix games all by himself. That is a network operation.

Too bad for DAVID STERN if the Association is reduced to simply being an hourlong sporting event built around advertising sneakers.