Archive for the ‘When I Reminisce…’ Category

Who Killed Biggie Smalls?

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

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The tragic murder of Christopher Wallace is still being felt in the boro that he hailed from. The Kings county streets still want justice for their fallen general.

Who is behind the murder of Biggie Smalls? Why hasn’t this murder or that of 2Pac Shakur been solved after more than ten years each. I watch these detective shows that solve murders along with prosecuting trials and all of that happens under an hour.

Before the next sad anniversary the murderer of Biggie Smalls must be found. Or should I say, revealed…

Stylin’ On ‘Em Since…

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

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The first actual baby shower I have ever gone to was yesterday. I’m trying to remember why I never went to a baby shower. I know girls that have had babies. I have even gotten girls pregnant. Those women ultimately did the smart thing and terminated those seeds. I’m a liitle sad that I’m such a selfish man. I will prA’li die alone. Suffocated by shoeboxes.

One time I had a beautiful girlfriend who let me style her in the flyest sample shit and other outfits that I found in thrift shops or wherever. She was a stallion tho’. You have to let a stallion run wild. You can’t put them in a cage. I wanted her to be my own private mannequin. Part of the thing that I loved about her was how she would walk into a room and shut shit down.

I also loved that niggas felt some kind of way that my bitch was badder than theirs. My problem is that I’m too selfish. Everything I do is about me. Most people eventually get tired of neurotic, controlling, maniacal personalities. Maybe I do that to folks so that they can leave me the fux alone. I don’t need to date a woman. I need to marry a mannequin.

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Clone Wars Is Star Wars Crack…

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

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The Clone Wars series on Cartoon Network is better than I expected it to be. After the Clone Wars feature film a couple of years ago I slept on this series beinbg developed by Cartoon Network. I wanted it to be bloodier and more ruthless. The series is set in the Star Wars universe in between the timelines of episode II ‘Attack Of The Clones’ and ep. III ‘Revenge Of The Sith’.

As the Separatist vs. Republic war rages on we start to see the chinks in the Republic’a armor. The Jedi Knights are under duress spread far and wide across the universe. Old rivalries are rehashed and the battle lines are drawn. I watched an episode where the Mandalorians were building up their war machine again after several generations of seeking peace, productivity and prosperity. You even get to meet Obi Wan’s girlfriend.

Clone Wars is a fantastic ret-conning of the Star Wars universe that is good television programming for any level of Star Wars fan. I’ve recently been on a clone trooper binge so I am enjoying watching these characters be introduced and placed into their respective roles for the story. I know how the story progresses but watching the details unwind is the best part.

If you are a Star Wars fan I know I don’t have to tell you to watch this show, but if you aren’t totally a fan of the SW storyline you will still enjoy the action and the next generation computer graphics imaging used for the animation.

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Queen’s Day In Kings County…

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

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Tonite is the Target 1st Saturday event at the Brooklyn Museum of Art. 1st Saturday is always filled with music, art and energy. The dance party for this evening looks like a winner. They’ve got a real deejay and she is going to focus on highlighting the women of soul and rap music.

I expect there to be a gang of sexy high heels walking around the building. Museum chicks >>> club chicks. Actually, they are all one in the same except when club chicks go to the museum they are better behaved. Bring your flask fellas because tonite will be one of THOSE nights.

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In honor of Nefertiti and the other African queens that will be present at this event I am popping tags on a crisp pair of New Balance 1300s. These joints were made in England. Polo Ralph Lauren will also be in effect as you might imagine.

If you aren’t doing anything later on and you can afford the free cover charge of zer-0 dollars and zer-0 cents you should fall through the Brooklyn Museum of Art. The event begins at 5pm but the dance party doesn’t start until 9pm.

I went looking for an image of my sneakers and I came across a pic of this colorway NB1300s. I have to find these joints now. These are definitely ‘Blu Cheez’.

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SEPARATED @ BIRTH: Frankensteinery…

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

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Editor’s note: This drop was inspired by the Tony Grand$ x getthesenets comments in the Magic Bird brokeback basketball thread. [ll] as always.

Kevin McHale is often referred to as the Frankenstein monster.

His game was as ugly as his mug too.

But for my recollection, the Chief was a better choice.

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Fux it all.

These dudes are the Frankenstein Bros.

Why hasn’t this been made into a television series?

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