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Mathemashits…

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

mathemashits

Remember when we used to literally talk shit here @ DP.com?

True story is that I went to the grand opening of the Arby’s restaurant in the former Gage & Tollner space in downtown Brooklyn. Nevermind that installing ANY fastfood restaurant in that space is a violation to the interior of the building, eating Arby’s cheese fries is a violation to your body’s interior space.

I loved every bite of it. But the aftermath got dicey, or should I say… Deucey?

mathemashits

For what all the numbers higher than #2 represent you have to consult with the homey BLAX HEDRUM…

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What Hath They Wrought?!?

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

marc jenn

I blame Jenifer Lopez and Marc Antony for this video…

* REMIX BONUS * REMIX BONUS *

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So Disrespectful…

Monday, January 25th, 2010

knicks sux

Dallas Mavericks 128 – New York Knicks 78

This looks like a watershed moment in the season and D’Antoni’s coaching stint here in New York. The Knicks 50pt loss to the Mavericks yesterday was their worst home loss ever. If they don’t have enough self-respect that is one thing, but that should happen in someone else’s gym and not on your homecourt.

If we were in Japan Mike D’Antoni would go into Jim Dolan’s office and commit suicide.

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